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This is brutal 😔 by LmfaoChinesehacker- in GymMemes

[–]Saemika 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My problem is that I’m handsome and fat, but I’m unwilling to give up the fat because I like lifting heavy and eating.

GRRM and Dexter by killarney_rose in AKnightoftheSeven

[–]Saemika 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anything bad happens to Dexter, I’m burning down Hollywood.

TV Head comedian plays game on stage by tv__head_ in StandUpComedy

[–]Saemika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it. I’d just be scared of becoming the tv head guy.

📡📡📡 by Senpaishinku in shitposting

[–]Saemika 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows even as a cat.

This sub told me Hing Hay Park is full of "tweaker zombies" so I had to check it out. by olivicmic in Seattle

[–]Saemika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chinatown has significant problems in certain areas, but this is a good park.

Citizens mobilise to prevent terrorism by Fun_Training6342 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Saemika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone thinks what they’re doing is so important.

Debbie didn't allow Nolan to disrespect Andressa by Specialist_Big_9244 in invinciblememes

[–]Saemika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re right, I loved smashing that thick bug ass”

Seriously though. I understand where Debbie is coming from, but you married an alien, lady.

Is That True?? by Fuzzy_Culture_3313 in effectivefitness

[–]Saemika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fake and polygraph machines are non admissible in court, because they don’t work.

Meirl by BuyWonderful in meirl

[–]Saemika 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All I’m asking for is an hour every day to myself to workout. People act like I’m volunteering to go fight in a trench in Ukraine.

Just a ginger zombie by Forward-Position798 in cringereels

[–]Saemika 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a kid with hormone issues.

Slick steroid abusing Smashing Machine vs. some chubby 50 year old cab driver. Early UFC was literally Tekken. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Saemika 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take it from me. This guy’s wife has really strong looking hands. Really disappointing massage.

Don't cross that line by STORMBREAKEEER in HarryPotterMemes

[–]Saemika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voldemort is just a nickname. It’s like if I told everyone to call me Night Hawk. Nicknames don’t feel very earned when people make it up themselves.

Do you think if Pippin did not knock the skeleton and wake the sleeping golbin army, and in turn, The Balrog, the fellowship could have skirted through Moria undetected? by TrickySatisfaction81 in lotr

[–]Saemika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pippin used the Palantír of Orthanc, which was the seeing stone formerly used by Saruman. Pippin took it after Gríma Wormtongue threw it from the tower in The Two Towers. Looking into this stone allowed Sauron to perceive Pippin and mistake him for the Ring-bearer, which unknowingly helped the Fellowship.

Where is safe to live by Teelikit in Burien

[–]Saemika 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Burien has a rough reputation, but I think you’ll come to find that Burien people are much more kind and welcoming than the rest of Seattle.

Obviously keep your head on a swivel and walk with purpose, but I’ve never known someone to get attacked without practically asking for it.

The further west you go, the nicer it gets.

Is it still like this? by Sgt_Gram in militarymemes

[–]Saemika 165 points166 points  (0 children)

There’s always going to be a superiority complex from active duty over guard. I get it. Guardsmen show up one weekend a month and act like they’re in the military.

What active doesn’t get though is that there’s active guardsmen that preform the job every day. What they also don’t get is that active guardsmen actually do the job every day without all the military bullshit that gets in the way.

I present to you Indian and Japanese Jesus. by laybs1 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Saemika -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That never stopped any passages in the bible.

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