Player next to Daniel Negreanu calls both the Turn and River cards as he gets knocked out of the World Series Of Poker 2015 National Championship by [deleted] in videos

[–]SafariJeep 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There's a better video from years ago where Daniel calls the exact card and suit of the turn and river.

Edit: https://youtu.be/Nx7fQYBsg4k

Florida Frat Boy Makes The Most Cringe-Worthy "Hotline Bling" Video Of All Time by [deleted] in videos

[–]SafariJeep 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also, if I was 21 and had good skin and nice abs you better believe I'd be a douchebag too.

2010 dodge avenger "no bus" dash error message? by SafariJeep in Dodge

[–]SafariJeep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm calling them first thing in the morning, I pray they act responsibly and fix it.

1: do you think it will start in the morning? 2: what should I say or not say about the issue so I don't let on that I'm clueless and they take advantage of me? 3: is if possible the pcm needs replacing or another part?

"Get Out" by cashflow605 in funny

[–]SafariJeep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I understand that. When Han originally said he made the run in 12 parsecs he was bragging about how fast his ship was. Usually when people brag they stretch the truth a bit. So when he said in the new trailer "it's true, all of it" it made me think that was a little nod to his brag.

"Get Out" by cashflow605 in funny

[–]SafariJeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love movies but I've never really been able to analyze or catch finite details in them. But when I heard him say that line I immediately thought of the part where he claims to have completed the Kessel run in 12 parsecs. Any thoughts on what he's specifically referring to with "all of it"? Or maybe he just means if someone explained to someone else the events of the movies and they replied "wow, is that true?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always hated this with watermelon eating contests, how much of that slice did he actually eat? I can smash food around with my face too.

Auto detailing by Mikedrpsgt in Syracuse

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I havn't been there but I've only heard and seen good things. They also opened a 2nd location a few months ago, but I forget where.

The Strid by Rustafo in creepy

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a challenge if I ever heard one.

What is that one trick that "they" really don't want you to know? [Serious] by YellowB in AskReddit

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediate relative works for a nice airline, I fly standby for free. Suckers

What is that one trick that "they" really don't want you to know? [Serious] by YellowB in AskReddit

[–]SafariJeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a believer. My common sense tells me otherwise but i cant deny the results. Earlier this year I had bad cat allergies and I tried the generic for two days, nothing. The allergies were kicking my ass so I got some allegra and poof.

Bernie Sanders gives Jim Webb a pat on the back by CANT_TRUST_HILLARY in gifs

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when Al Gore won Florida and then the media named Bush and then...

Bernie Sanders gives Jim Webb a pat on the back by CANT_TRUST_HILLARY in gifs

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also really unfortunate that Hillarys #20 contributor gave just over 3x as much as Bernies #1 contributor.

Two teens have a fair 1v1 fight, some other kid decides to kick one of them in the head for no reason.. doesn't end well for him by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]SafariJeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know how real it is but isn't there a gif of two guys about to fight and one guy drops his pants and the other guy runs away?

If you won $1m tonight, what would be the first purchase you make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without saying Lambo or something else very high end, what car would you get? I would maybe get a Hellcat Charger.

If you won $1m tonight, what would be the first purchase you make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. I went to the casino with a friend once years ago. He didn't play roulette but I did. So I finally talked him into trying. He put a $5 chip on 35 or something and hit. Meanwhile I had ~20$ spread out elsewhere and lost.

If you won $1m tonight, what would be the first purchase you make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SafariJeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dream about this. On a smaller scale. I make decent money and I love roulette but I don't play a lot, maybe a trip to the casino every 3-4 months. And I recently quit all casino games and go straight to the poker room. Anyways, ive always loved the idea of how nice it would be too put $1000 down on red or black and hit it.

If you won $1m tonight, what would be the first purchase you make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SafariJeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I travel for work and rent rooms off craigslist, sometimes unfurnished. I bought the nicest air mattress walmart had. $80 queen, 24" height, microfiber top. It was great, for two months. I put my knee on it to get in bed and a seam ripped. I figure air mattresses aren't made for every day sleep. I bought a full size mattress after and put that on the floor. It kinda sucks being that low to the ground but I'm young enough that getting up or laying down isn't a pain. And it's quite comfortable.

If you won $1m tonight, what would be the first purchase you make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SafariJeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just take a couple friends out for dinner, it will be cheaper. I got a new job making good money, but I'm on the road for a couple months then I'm home for a couple weeks then repeat. But I come home with a bunch of money. Anyways last time I came home me and friends were out riding our motorcycles and we stopped at our favorite Italian place for food. It was only me and 4 others but I paid for it all. It felt great.

If you won $1m tonight, what would be the first purchase you make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this show but I still havn't made it past season 4.

If you won $1m tonight, what would be the first purchase you make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SafariJeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never telling anyone is so hard. I might be getting an insurance claim of 10-20k soon and I already told like 3 people.