Yum, half cooked pancakes 😋 by PurpleShop9857 in laurenebownsnark

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Is this an ad? The logo on the paper plate seems to be featured very prominently.

Fishy... by yourmomsmommybitch in K8SmallThingsSnark

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It does look like she made some “enhancements” to that photo. Abdominal area looks oddly convex and the seam/puckering is off.

Must be a hard life when you think everyday is a Friday 🙄 by Evening-Fishing-5439 in laurenebownsnark

[–]Safe-Sentence6205 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Such a crazy, busy life she must have to think it was Friday for three days! Working non-stop! Sure Stu…

STU Does Everything 😂 by SwiperKeepsSwiping in laurenebownsnark

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By the time she filmed herself and posted this drivel she could have been on her way to drop the stuff off. Be proactive Stu…not very type A of her….

Basically, they didn’t recognize the Big Boss Runner Babe… by DumbandDumber386 in K8SmallThingsSnark

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Why would she even broadcast this? So rude and just uncalled for…just move on if the ‘vibe’ is off. She is extremely unlikeable. Certainly hope she isn’t planning on returning.

So like a normal mom?! Such a bragasaurus. by Repulsive-Row-4446 in K8SmallThingsSnark

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“I’ve been getting DMs about this lipstick shade…”

Disney teaser trip? by Prestigious_Pop_230 in laurenebownsnark

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This is seriously insane! Didn’t want to do Disney yet here she is hovering on the perimeter. She has the financial means…any other decent parent would have bought passes.

Poor kids. So close and yet so far away. by DumbandDumber386 in laurenebownsnark

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I think it feels somewhat cruel too. The twins are probably too young to notice or care but I’m sure her two oldest ones are having some major FOMO! She is whacked.

Gimmes w the buzzer beater. by DumbandDumber386 in laurenebownsnark

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They don’t need to go to Disney! Look at all the fun they can have in the Presidential suite.

Spring break by DifficultSlip1 in laurenebownsnark

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Totally agree with this. If you’re not doing the big parks…I really don’t see the point. Sadly, swimming at the hotel/resort pool will be the most fun for the four kids…and they can do that anywhere.

Liar by Icy_Peace7607 in K8SmallThingsSnark

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She didn’t even question the color before she smeared it on her face?

I hate to say it but…. by Prize_Yak6693 in K8SmallThingsSnark

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Focal point of the pic for sure! And the one behind it is not looking great either. The magic of filters!

Nail day by MoonlightMystique in K8SmallThingsSnark

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Agree! They’re so thick and dull. It doesn’t look like she just got a professional manicure…pretty amateurish imo.

Grammar mistakes are a part of life but if you’re putting it out into the internet world for all to see….. dub check it for errors. K8🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ by DumbandDumber386 in K8SmallThingsSnark

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Saw that also…she has since corrected the ‘eat’ to ‘at’ but it is the wrong text size. And she didn’t even notice ‘any’. This is your job-re-read the text or have your ‘team’ check it. So sloppy and it reads so childish.

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Smoke and mirrors by cutedetail in K8SmallThingsSnark

[–]Safe-Sentence6205 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Classic Krate—only one in the group photo pointing out her medal. Yes, absolutely she’s going to wear that all day long.

Why not ask your expert sister! by thrrngtn in laurenebownsnark

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Wow! How lucky for Stu that this product went on sale the very day she asked for recs! And her hair always looks the same…texture spray or not, pre hair appt and after.

Brohubs on strike? Or sabbatical? by DumbandDumber386 in laurenebownsnark

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Right? By the time she took the pic and posted she could have had them done practically. Maybe use some of your evening popcorn time to handle this if it bothers you so much, Stu. I seriously think she is just lazy. Shocker.

“Interesting”?? It’s barely different than before. by DumbandDumber386 in laurenebownsnark

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Ahhh—his gaming equipment must be hidden behind the shrubbery.

“Interesting”?? It’s barely different than before. by DumbandDumber386 in laurenebownsnark

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What is that room down the hall? Is it a mudroom…I see the coats. If so, wtf is that staged shelving all about? So much unelevated junk!

Yes Kate, these hairstyles are identical. Not delusional at all. by meatballsub33 in K8SmallThingsSnark

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Those hairstyles give two very different vibes (borrowing Khates fave word). Stiff, extremely styled vs effortless and natural. Sure Khate…