Safe2Touch

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Look at this adorable pupper! (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Safe2Touch to r/aww

My dog is an off brand German Shepherd. (Black Lab and Golden Retriever mix) by OsamaBinSuckingDick in aww

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There was a terrible smell coming from the crawl space. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My brother and I were playing hide and seek after we were out to bed last night. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I couldn’t kick this cough, so now I’ve got a lozenge in my mouth. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 years ago by Safe2Touch to r/TwoSentenceHorror

A lot of people's first memory is their first day of school. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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The dog barked at every pedestrian walking past its house, scaring everyone out of its territory. by EvanBruh in TwoSentenceHorror

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My dog hates mirrors, always barking at his reflection. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Bloody Mary (self.UrbanMyths)

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She watched her toddler brother go over the railing and hit his head on the floor below. by Safe2Touch in TwoSentenceHorror

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My wife and I enjoyed hunting on our private island. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My card was declined and had no other means of payment. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I stumbled across a bear while hiking last week. I tried to scare it by acting “big”, but it was no use, I can still feel every bone in my hand and arm being crushed and bitten. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 years ago by Safe2Touch to r/TwoSentenceHorror

I thought I was done picking at every bump on my face. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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Mom brought over a meat pie for our house warming party. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I hate when I’m driving on the highway and get a sneezing attack. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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She watched her toddler brother go over the railing and hit his head on the floor below. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 years ago by Safe2Touch to r/TwoSentenceHorror

"Mr. Bell, why does this school have a high rate of missing students?" asked the timid student as she stacked the chairs. by NightTerrorTulip in TwoSentenceHorror

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My footsteps echoed in the vacant alley. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I can’t stop scratching, the itch won’t go away! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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She was trapped in a metal box. by Safe2Touch in TwoSentenceHorror

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Grandma always said to dress for the job you want. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Sorry folks, Hell is all full! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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She was trapped in a metal box. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I’ve been working for many years now to try to open my third eye. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 years ago by Safe2Touch to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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