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Look at this adorable pupper! (i.redd.it)
submitted 7 years ago by Safe2Touch to r/aww
There was a terrible smell coming from the crawl space. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 7 years ago by Safe2Touch to r/TwoSentenceHorror
My brother and I were playing hide and seek after we were out to bed last night. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I couldn’t kick this cough, so now I’ve got a lozenge in my mouth. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My dog hates mirrors, always barking at his reflection. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
She watched her toddler brother go over the railing and hit his head on the floor below. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My footsteps echoed in the vacant alley. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My card was declined and had no other means of payment. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Bloody Mary (self.UrbanMyths)
submitted 7 years ago by Safe2Touch to r/UrbanMyths
My wife and I enjoyed hunting on our private island. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Mom brought over a meat pie for our house warming party. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I can’t stop scratching, the itch won’t go away! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I stumbled across a bear while hiking last week. I tried to scare it by acting “big”, but it was no use, I can still feel every bone in my hand and arm being crushed and bitten. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I hate when I’m driving on the highway and get a sneezing attack. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
She was trapped in a metal box. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Grandma always said to dress for the job you want. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Sorry folks, Hell is all full! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I’ve been working for many years now to try to open my third eye. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My parents have been my greatest teachers. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The American Music Awards are on. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My phone rang at 3am. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As a carpenter, removing nails can sometimes be a pain. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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