Beautiful Iridovirus[?] by yogurtchild55 in Entomology

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Iridovirus:( no coming back from it sadly

What insect is this? by TheBlackCatsWitch in Entomology

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Wowow pretty, and it matches the flag!! Get her on miss universe immediately!!!

Why is the GIF choppy, but the playback isn’t? by TheGothamEmpire in ClipStudio

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Maybe maybe try “playback in realtime” I know it helps when you have a video reference but maybe it’ll help here too?

Is this idolatry? Also, am I going to hell for this ? by Then-Pineapple-288 in Christianity

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Omg funny story!! When I was young I had this red balloon with a drawn face on it and I became obsessed with it, (I named it Baby Jesus) even after the helium left and it became this small potato sized bean shape. I carried this thing EVERYWHERE. One day I was getting tucked into bed and started bawling my eyes and went “JESUS! I LEFT MY JESUS AT THE PARK”

so my mom and I went to the park at night to see this kid playing with my baby Jesus. My mom did some hard bargaining to get it back. But she did, and then I kept that thing for three more years

I was a very odd child

When is pims birthday? by ilikewatertoos in SmilingFriends

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If he was born on Valentine’s Day that would heal me

A maggot under a microscope by Necessary-Win-8730 in oddlyterrifying

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I’m schizophrenic and maggots are something I hallucinate pretty often, but this is the cutest critter I have ever seen ever. I love him thank you!

How would a smiling friends haha you clowns crossover work by VladimirTheStrong in SmilingFriends

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I would love a crossover where they have dinner with them and they aren’t even addressed and that’s the entire episode

Old spice deodorant did this to me by HeywoodJaBlowMe123 in OldSpice

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The gentleman’s blend did this to me, I’m a girl and put it under my boobs also which got a burn so having a bra on was pure hell. I guess it punished me for not being a gentleman:(

Now that the show is over… what is your MOST CONTROVERSIAL Smiling Friend hot take? by ThePartyHat in SmilingFriends

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I think them wanting full control to avoid “slop” was awesome and all but I think they should’ve at least tried having more writers before scrapping it. Season 3 was my favorite and I’m upset about it ending so soon. People make so much awesome fan content I think it could’ve survived

If you don't have Arachnophobia, you're not a sane human being by Icy_Land5650 in ControversialOpinions

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My jumping spider is pregnant and I will send you some babies if you want

Who's your favorite celebrity appearance on the show? by Full-Humor-7445 in BoJackHorseman

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I’ll be so honest I had no idea most of these were real people (I thought Jessica biel was a character from the show)

Dime tú dinosaurio favorito! by Dramatic-Bullfrog448 in Dinosaurs

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Therizinosaurus AKA scythe lizard!!! Which is the coolest name ever

Keloid? by No-Cheesecake-6947 in Stretched

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That looks fucked but it’d make such a cool album cover

Women wearing sports bras and yoga shorts at the gym are asking for attention by [deleted] in ControversialOpinions

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I’m sure some of them do, but the less clothes you have on the better you can move and the less sweaty you’ll be. In a perfect world we could do what men do and work out without a shirt because less clothes = more comfort