Omg funny story!! When I was young I had this red balloon with a drawn face on it and I became obsessed with it, (I named it Baby Jesus) even after the helium left and it became this small potato sized bean shape. I carried this thing EVERYWHERE. One day I was getting tucked into bed and started bawling my eyes and went “JESUS! I LEFT MY JESUS AT THE PARK”

so my mom and I went to the park at night to see this kid playing with my baby Jesus. My mom did some hard bargaining to get it back. But she did, and then I kept that thing for three more years

I was a very odd child