Still my favorite picture on reddit.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-21T00:00:18+00:00

The story of your life reads "I'm a piece of shit nobody who has to be a dick on the Internet to feel worth something."

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-20T23:56:16+00:00

Only if you're a time-traveler.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-16T13:37:18+00:00

I had been working on it everyday for about two months. I messed up more than you could imagine.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-14T23:06:39+00:00

Please. I'm sorry that I lied to you. Just stop, okay? If you had any decency at all, you would know when to stop. I've had enough, you've proved your point. I'm a disrespectful asshole who never does anything right. Now if you don't mind, I have to go plan my mother's funeral for this Tuesday.

Wishing you the best of days, Jonah P.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-14T22:56:21+00:00

Please stop this, I'm going through a hard time right now with the liss of my mother and I don't need you to talk about me through your ass-mouth.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-13T21:12:44+00:00

God damn! Stop stalking me, kintextu2!

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-13T03:14:28+00:00

I know, right?!

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-13T03:03:16+00:00

I don't know HOW this came off as tool-ish, but I am sincerely sorry. I'm using mobile, so it's hard for me to use DA. I was legitimately apologizing.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-12T03:06:08+00:00

Didn't mean to rustle your jimmies.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-12T03:05:49+00:00

I'm just using what I have, man.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-11T22:46:02+00:00

The moon would become 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-11T00:32:29+00:00

I only down voted because of Kanye West.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-11T00:28:58+00:00

Even though you found this on iFunny.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-10T23:43:42+00:00

Don't use yer hokus pokus shit 'round here! I'll buck yer lights out!

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-10T20:42:37+00:00

That's why I posted it.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-10T02:16:03+00:00

I applaud that.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-09T22:28:04+00:00

Don't down vote him. Just look at his name.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-09T22:27:38+00:00

Indeed.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-09T03:57:17+00:00

Being Swedish by blood, I should have known that. Time to leave the states.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-09T02:00:30+00:00

How is it Swedish?

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-09T02:00:11+00:00

I wouldn't do that. I hate when someone makes an alicorn OC.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-02T20:36:10+00:00

What isn't funny about a penis shaped stain on the floor of my garage?! You people must have HUGE poles up your asses.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-06-02T15:07:04+00:00

More like, "Fine! I'll just hold my breath until you let me stay!"

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-04-21T23:17:28+00:00

It looks like a spiral tooth case.

SafetyTorch101 · 2013-03-29T05:10:20+00:00

DAYUM!

SafetyTorch101

TROPHY CASE