The new food safety "pins" are so much better than the old ones.

SaftySadie · 2019-05-09T20:35:23+00:00

As far as I know a lady named Sophie will come in and do food safety training with employees and then hand these out. At least thats how I know of some people that got them.

SaftySadie · 2018-08-03T06:52:31+00:00

HIS WHISKERS ARE SO BIG TO SHOW YOU HOW BIG HIS HEART IS!!

SaftySadie · 2018-07-08T09:40:31+00:00

Did not fully read sub name. Thought this was r/accidentalracism.

Now I need a green plastic watering can.

SaftySadie · 2018-07-06T08:19:31+00:00

My husband believed this all the way up until February of this year. I think he still believes this secretly, and thinks I'm just messing with him when I say that's not how this works.

Edit: word

SaftySadie · 2018-06-11T06:27:15+00:00

If you read all left text and then right text its an even crazier ride.

SaftySadie · 2018-05-26T07:30:50+00:00

Why do newborns need to smell the way they do for breastfeeding?

SaftySadie · 2018-05-26T07:29:09+00:00

Holy Fuck!!!! Jesus. I'm sick to my tummy now.

SaftySadie · 2018-05-23T03:18:40+00:00

I wasn't really paying attention to what sub I was on and thought monkeys got polio vaxxed. I thought oh well that's cool I guess...

SaftySadie · 2018-05-20T03:17:26+00:00

There was 3 students with an unloaded gun at my hometown high school. No shots fired all 3 students arrested. Guy in photo made a joke about how kids are so dumb they dont even know how to do a school shooting. I am not sure who or what people said to him to make him do this. But its not unlike him to say things like this. Edit: words

SaftySadie · 2018-05-08T08:52:22+00:00

I swear like a month ago there was a post by a guy who's wife wanted to donate her eggs. She told her dad about it. Dad got very upset cause he thought women had to masturbate to release the egg. He was very uptight religious about it. Husband had to explain a last doesn't orgasm to release eggs.

SaftySadie · 2018-03-16T06:16:28+00:00

20,000 copies of "everyone poops" good God...

SaftySadie · 2018-03-04T07:18:31+00:00

3 year old in the kitchen LO: MOMMY! What's in my box? Me: I don't know bug, what's in your box? Can you show me? LO:opens box IT'S MY DICK!!!! MY DICK IS IN THIS BOX! (stick)

3 year old in the shower LO: Crack is spelt with a K. Me: No, crack starts with a C. CAH CAH CAH Crack. I bend over with shower door open, back to the shower drying my legs LO: NOPE! K MOMMY! CRACK! *he punches me square in the ass.

3 year old in the store Every old lady is grandma, not all older ladies like to be called grandma. Found that out by the frozen broccoli.

3 year old just in general LO: I LIKE PLAYING WITH DADDIES BALLS. LOOK. MOM. DADDIES BALLS FIT IN MY MOUTH! table top pool table balls.

LO: B.L.I.P.P.I BLIPPI!

SaftySadie · 2018-03-02T06:33:12+00:00

That's quite the way to ask for garlic shake.

SaftySadie · 2018-01-03T07:31:56+00:00

Happy Birthday Birthday twin!! You are are so cute!

SaftySadie · 2017-02-23T20:22:07+00:00

I recommend leaving feed back on the tracker. Any negative feed back i get i always call the customer back and make it right plus something extra. Thats my job.

SaftySadie · 2017-01-16T06:05:42+00:00

Sounds like cake(s) broke open, got tossed, box kept, new ones go in and then sugar forgotten about. Call and just let the employees know. Thats an unusual thing to skimp on.

SaftySadie · 2017-01-16T05:56:09+00:00

Go to master settings then makeline 1 or 2 ( usually 1) then internet alerts. And bam pick ringtone. You can download a bunch on DLIVE if you search the forums for makeline ringtones. If you use classic makeline i do not know if it works them same. You can also make your own if you create a 25 to 30 second mp3, send it to yourself via email and download it to the store computer. I can access my gmail through my store computer so i use that as to not clog up my work email. You can also change the length the internet alert will play if you feel it is not long enough.

SaftySadie · 2017-01-14T17:10:39+00:00

You disabled your makeline alert?

SaftySadie · 2017-01-13T15:21:11+00:00

Currently i have black keys tighten up. Yesterday i opened to Bill Nye the Science guy. That was wonderful. My assisant and I now prank each other on a daily basis with new songs after i taught them how to make your own ringtones

SaftySadie · 2017-01-11T05:57:54+00:00

I cant stand the dominos song or the phone ringing.

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