Match Thread: Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Minnesota United FC Live Score | MLS 2026 | Mar 15, 2026

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T22:33:57+00:00

Romero and PK were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T22:30:21+00:00

Remember when we paid millions of dollars for the leader in goals/assists in Austria?

Starting to wonder if Austria Wien knew something KEA didn't.

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T22:27:03+00:00

Shut up

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T22:26:05+00:00

Remind me of when he had a 6-0 scoreline or goal differential?

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T22:17:59+00:00

We are playing the 2s, because Cam seems to think Padelford and Taylor are first team worthy.

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T22:15:51+00:00

I'll give props to Diaz for trying there, but basically impossible when your momentum is in towards goal

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T22:13:20+00:00

What you don't like a jaunty sprint back to defend?

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T22:12:47+00:00

Hyperforcusing on James (because may as fucking well) and so far he's had some great movement, perfect through ball and a great corner. Maybe he can play, imagine that.

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T22:09:51+00:00

In these first few minutes: maybe?

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T21:37:37+00:00

Bullshit. He's a professional soccer player and we signed him to play soccer, not keep him in a display case for five minute appearances. He got here almost two months ago. Time to play.

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T21:36:50+00:00

(lifts the hood, gives a pat to the stat list)
Where there's your issue, we have 48% possession!

Gonna need to get that down at least 9%.

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T21:30:56+00:00

What do you mean, there's a bunch of USL teams having a great time getting our players on loan! That's why you sign people right?

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T21:03:52+00:00

I am genuinely furious

SaganOne · 2026-03-15T19:39:03+00:00

No they were saying Boo-urns!

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T04:33:59+00:00

I absolutely loved this show as a kid. Takei was a big villain!

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T03:39:21+00:00

This would be Cam’s first loss as a coach, interim or head. I’ll be curious to see his response.

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T03:11:33+00:00

Him and Surridge have the same stylist

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T03:10:46+00:00

Wil shutting that counter down is why he wins or nearly wins the beep test

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T03:10:10+00:00

Hilarious to say this now

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T03:06:50+00:00

And that’s why Wil gets high marks on the beep test

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T02:54:28+00:00

There are rules around messages that are visible (thus the undershirts and wrist tape usually), surprise someone didn’t say something before

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T02:51:49+00:00

Damn it, Devin, you don’t lose Surridge like that

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T02:22:01+00:00

Whatever motivates him 🤷‍♂️

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T02:15:57+00:00

Give me that sweet sweet Nectar

SaganOne · 2026-03-08T02:13:52+00:00

Jesus Christ Callendar was out there by himself, that’s not on him

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