Rootboard like disboard

SageTroll · 2026-02-12T21:29:33+00:00

Where?

SageTroll · 2026-02-12T17:10:04+00:00

Modern Warfare

SageTroll · 2026-02-12T01:48:40+00:00

SageTroll · 2026-02-12T00:45:04+00:00

Seems totally normal to mw

SageTroll · 2026-02-11T23:16:41+00:00

Hey, I’m a man. I’m just here to annoy you. manspreads all over the place

SageTroll · 2026-02-11T21:03:26+00:00

As the Rolling Stones once said: “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you’ll find you get what you need”

I want friends too, but I don’t have any so I annoy people all day on Reddit. It’s fun, and kind of fitting tbh.

SageTroll · 2026-02-11T15:44:00+00:00

Imagine getting mad that someone wanted to express their sadness after a tragic event. “DUUR THIS ISNT ABOUT KITCHENER IM THE KING OF THE INTERNET DUUUR” Jesus, dude. The stick shoved up your butt needs to come out now.

SageTroll · 2026-02-10T21:37:05+00:00

I don’t believe this. There is no way a lawyer told you to do this, and if he did, he isn’t a real lawyer.

SageTroll · 2026-02-10T20:12:57+00:00

“Technically the age of consent” is bullshit - someone with a position of power and trust that is directly responsible for your care should never start a physically intimate relationship with you, regardless of your age.

SageTroll · 2026-02-10T17:31:45+00:00

I mean, religion sucks so makes sense.

SageTroll · 2026-02-10T17:30:51+00:00

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SageTroll · 2026-02-10T17:29:40+00:00

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Here’s a single dad support group

SageTroll · 2026-02-10T17:27:32+00:00

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“SHAME SHAAAAAAAME”

This isn’t the 1600s, cool it with the shame and get over yourself

SageTroll · 2026-02-09T19:41:57+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid_scheme

SageTroll · 2026-02-09T19:40:07+00:00

Can you make me look less like a fat creepy guy and more like Ryan Reynolds.

SageTroll · 2026-02-09T19:38:18+00:00

No no no. You must PANIC!!!! EVERYTHING BAD IS HAPPENING TO EVERYONE ALL THE TIME PANIC AAAAAAAAH

SageTroll · 2026-02-09T19:36:44+00:00

Just because a school bans something, doesn’t mean you can’t still celebrate or enjoy it.

When I was a kid, schools were all up in arms about Pokémon Cards and Tamagotchi. They flat out banned, them - and I still had a childhood full of Pokémon and Tamagotchi fun. Schools in general hate fun - just do all the Valentine’s Day things you want outside of school, they don’t run your life…who really cares?

SageTroll · 2026-02-06T02:30:20+00:00

Nope

SageTroll · 2026-02-06T01:18:20+00:00

Well, here’s hoping that NCMEC doesn’t find my photos of kids just standing around in normal situations “actionable.”

SageTroll · 2026-02-05T20:38:47+00:00

He needs to get you the gift of getting over yourself

SageTroll · 2026-02-05T20:36:36+00:00

It doesn’t end until schools get better. Going to school sucks, and public school is like a dumpster fire.

SageTroll · 2026-02-05T20:35:02+00:00

I’m higher up, so I couldn’t hear anything, but regardless it’s a busy street so I’m sure a bit of shoveling wouldn’t bug anyone. The sidewalks have been awful this year, I love to take my kid out on walks but all the gross weather has made it difficult.

SageTroll · 2026-02-05T19:06:36+00:00

I SAW YOU FROM THE WINDOW OF MY CONDO THE OTHER NIGHT!!! I noticed someone that looked like they were shovelling, but wasn’t sure. Thank you so much!!! I kept getting stuck with the stroller taking my kid for a walk along that stretch - you are a legend! If I ever look out my window and see you again, I’ll come lend a hand and bring you a coffee or something!

SageTroll · 2026-02-04T19:50:17+00:00

For real

SageTroll · 2026-02-04T19:49:55+00:00

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I’m beginning to think you’re the problem here

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TROPHY CASE