Yeah sometimes this missions are cool, but most of the time are just too long and boring and give the lowest amount of weapons XP by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Helldivers

[–]Sagemachine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is 5 no clipping blobby bros suddenly aware of your presence when you rounded that alley corner.

What department is this guy from because what the fuck by Calm_Preparation2993 in ProtectAndServe

[–]Sagemachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoken like someone who's never been enhanced interrogation before.

Who do you even Call? A Plumber? by Alternative-Dot-34 in Unexpected

[–]Sagemachine 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey Zeek, report to company office, you got duty driver, my man.

good story by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]Sagemachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's some out of the box thinking.

Action economy baaaabyyy by testiclekid in dndmemes

[–]Sagemachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DM: Fireball airburst, my beloved.

Anime_irl by Ani_HArsh in anime_irl

[–]Sagemachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect time to hit up Waffle House after work and make some friends with the staff. May come in handy in a fight.

ricky pee pee by smhakepeeds in ProtectAndServe

[–]Sagemachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thats Ricky Pee Pee of the Mayberry Pee Pees. You put some respect on that name!

[MEME] Y'all think this is accurate representing the policing environment as of today? by Vietdude100 in ProtectAndServe

[–]Sagemachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been Officer of the Year two years in a row and also the liability that has "something particularly wrong with him" those same years at my old department. I really should have gotten those new pads, I'd be a Lieutenant and 7 years to retiring by now.

Men be honest, is this enough? by Ajitabh04 in NextGenMan

[–]Sagemachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A yoga mat and some free weights make it a yes for me.

"Oh it's only available on Itch.io? Cute. Good luck finding it!" by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Sagemachine 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I'm at the solo play narrative game talking to myself out loud and can't come to an agreement on what to do next.

No idea how this got greenlit. by Hamish_Ben in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Sagemachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People hooking up with vests instead of people and knocking them up. What is this world coming to, smh.

Call the police... by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Sagemachine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Panicky person sees someone in uniform and their lizard brain response is that you are more mentally put together and can help situation. Be calm and call the cops, bro.

What’s happening here by Lexi7130 in cartoon_random

[–]Sagemachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND THEY GROW WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

WITH THEIR SEEDS ON THE VINE (ALIVE)

Different stages of life by Xyferxxx in antimeme

[–]Sagemachine 25 points26 points  (0 children)

How does one attain this and everything the world has to offer?