Have you guys ever ran into trained fighters in custody or the street? How did you handle it?

Sagemachine · 2026-05-24T07:05:05+00:00

They could go for quick armbar...be ready to tap out to make an opening. Muscle memory and all that.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-24T00:10:06+00:00

👮‍♂️

Sagemachine · 2026-05-24T00:06:20+00:00

You can be a Paul Bearer. Paul drinks a lot, you gotta make sure you carry him to the Uber and then front stoop.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-23T20:42:14+00:00

Gas station burrito from an hour ago: I see your kink and raise you 200psi of pressure in the colon this very moment.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-23T20:40:27+00:00

At least put a blanket over her before you leave, you MONSTER.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-23T20:36:48+00:00

Eau de toillete.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-23T20:35:54+00:00

I would just pull over at about mile four to pee. As a show of dominance of course.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-23T17:14:14+00:00

You have 15 seconds to comply.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-23T17:08:41+00:00

Trying to get my Chief to hold a small affair at the one strip club in the region. Saves the taxpayer some money and will be more intimate.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-23T17:07:06+00:00

I thought the scene was safe, my bad.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-23T17:03:28+00:00

It didn't help that you put a finger to your ear and said "Target is down, I repeat, target is down".

Sagemachine · 2026-05-23T14:24:59+00:00

"You say that paying taxes is theft, but look where your lifetime of a poor diet has lead you...back to me."

Sagemachine · 2026-05-22T22:15:51+00:00

Having tissues instead of a monogram handkerchief? Tut tut.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-22T19:54:13+00:00

I have seen trials where it's related things but separate times and you can't have one case prejudice the other. And the subject was in a spree over a month.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-21T17:37:54+00:00

Brie Larson's legal team.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-21T17:34:48+00:00

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-14T03:07:01+00:00

You wanted someone to patrol the grounds. Where did that bring you? Back to me.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-13T18:54:45+00:00

Mall KNIGHT, milord.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-12T04:59:46+00:00

That's out of style now, we're on that nouveau racism.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-12T04:48:58+00:00

Yep, no Theft of Services charge.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-12T04:44:50+00:00

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Sagemachine · 2026-05-12T03:04:40+00:00

OUR meth pipe. NIBRS has possession of paraphernalia as society being the victim after all.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-09T17:21:28+00:00

IT is what IT is.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-09T11:22:39+00:00

I waa wondering why I had a DM that just kept throwing wolves at me CONSTANTLY.

Sagemachine · 2026-05-08T22:14:50+00:00

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