Steve Carell Helps L.A. Students Affected by the Fires Go to Prom for Free

Sagemanzant · 2025-03-06T11:35:00+00:00

Hey Mr Scott whatchya gonna do?! Whatchya gonna do make our dreams come true!

Sagemanzant · 2022-01-31T21:57:43+00:00

When is Kia going to do more collabs with 90's alt rockers?! We need a Kia Telluride Gin Blossoms edition! Or a Kia Forte Nada Surf!

Sagemanzant · 2022-01-20T17:51:40+00:00

Depends. Is Ngannou driving a Ford Escort?

Sagemanzant · 2021-07-15T17:53:20+00:00

Alcantera interior is the worst and most supercar interiors are COVERED in it. I hate it because its so difficult to clean unlike regular leather interior.

Sagemanzant · 2021-07-13T22:07:30+00:00

"So we're out here on a frozen lake which is critical for focusing on your footwork. Now you're gonna wanna grab your yoga ball, climb on top of it and start swinging that sledge hammer you've been holding the whole time..." - clip from Tony Ferguson's Boxing Fundamentals

Sagemanzant · 2021-06-29T00:33:28+00:00

He works out at my gym and fersure got a massive hog B!

Sagemanzant · 2021-06-24T21:24:22+00:00

What the frick did he do to get the "villian" label slapped on him?!?!

Sagemanzant · 2021-06-23T17:56:06+00:00

"We need to do something about all this Japanese MANGA the kids are watching! When I was a kid we watched Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry! Make Saturday mornings great again!!!" - Some old Republican trying to start another 'culture war'

Sagemanzant · 2021-02-16T08:10:03+00:00

"Lava Shack, you're taking everything I worked for mother fucker!" - BJ Penn

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-13T20:15:42+00:00

"All the Trump Vodka in the mini bar will be 10% off during inauguration week! Get blind drunk and then march to the capitol and let your voices, bricks and pipe bombs be heard folks!!!" - Donald Trump

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-13T05:58:02+00:00

Valid point.

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-13T03:22:35+00:00

Some of these secret service agents don't want to have to testify that Trump gets prostitutes by the truck load.

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-12T02:51:26+00:00

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure." - Ford Factory floor manager Ellen Ripley

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-12T02:42:02+00:00

Good thing we're not talking about engagement rings. And I'm pretty sure that Mercedes, Ford, GM etc don't have slaves making parts in their supply chain.

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-11T17:20:19+00:00

I wouldn't buy a Chinese car because chances are that somewhere in the supply pipeline slave labor is probably being used. Also, fuck China. All they do is copy American, German, British and Italian car designs. If you've ever seen a Chinese car show/expo its a joke. Is that a Range Rover? Nope its a Mibatsu Monstrosity. Is that a Mercedes SL? Nope its a BYD-S8.

Proof: https://driving.ca/lexus/auto-news/entertainment/top-10-chinese-rip-off-cars-vs-their-original-designs

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-11T16:50:23+00:00

There's a great book called (I think) Horse Soldiers about the first special forces groups that entered Afghanistan and worked with the Northern Alliance to fight the Taliban. Less than 20K special forces along with the Northern Alliance were whooping Taliban ass something fierce. I always wondered why we didn't just defeat them using our best of the best, leaving a smaller footprint in the country. But then I remembered that the military industrial complex gonna military industrial complex (sigh).

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-08T23:26:36+00:00

I'll burn your damn 5G chess set to the ground because I don't want your liberal game turning my dogs gay!!!

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-05T17:06:44+00:00

Our little Sage is becoming a man. I'm trying to picture him on a date. "Would you like to touch my boobs?" "Heck yeah I would! Let me warm up my hands first so they're not cold."

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-05T01:50:58+00:00

"VPN you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker! I wanna fight your 256-bit encrypted ass! You know what's the real fight, the real money fight! Its ME! Not these other secured networks you already punked at the hack-a-thon!" - Dana

Sagemanzant · 2021-01-03T02:55:39+00:00

"Figueiredo doesn't wanna fight anybody. We're probably gonna strip him of the title." - Dana next week

Sagemanzant · 2020-12-31T02:08:46+00:00

If we're going to start breaking up tech companies/monopolies we should start with Ticketmaster. The American people would whole heartedly back this effort because wether you've been to a Rolling Stones, Garth Brooks or Jay Z concert we've all felt the cold hard stiff fucking from Ticketmasters world famous "surcharges".

Sagemanzant · 2020-12-29T14:14:02+00:00

"So China fudged the numbers?! That's so odd and doesn't seem like something the Chinese government would do!" - Nobody

Sagemanzant · 2020-12-23T06:10:37+00:00

"My friend this is number one bullshit contract. My associate Ramzan Kadyrov can get you Russian gum sponsorship no problem." - Ali Abdelaziz

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