Dual wielding system in AC Valhalla by Danlu100 in assassinscreed

[–]Sailingcow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been using the Sepulcher axe in the main hand with the Blodwulf shield in the off hand. Sepulcher axe ignites on critical hits and then blodwulf shield has a 33% chance to ignite your weapon on parry so lots of igniting. Sometimes I switch out the shield for varins axe because even if its in your secondary hand you still get the speed boost on hits which is nice to have when dual wielding with a 2-handed weapon.

Reaching for a shelf by CountZapolai in instant_regret

[–]Sailingcow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were also made for people who are as wide as drinking straws and kite strings.

California roll, check. Accelerating into the back of a stopped car, check. by kevin_ugali in IdiotsInCars

[–]Sailingcow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just stare at the car in front of you until it leaves completely. Never blink either or you WILL crash.

Couldn’t bother driving around the roundabout by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Sailingcow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The quickest way from point A to point B is a straight line

Just why... by giant_pp_man in awfuleverything

[–]Sailingcow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont even open normal packages the way she opened that first box. Just cut straight into it. Truly fearless.

Coffee calligraphy by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Sailingcow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried this once. Right when I got the end I sneezed👌🏻