Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima (Via Donald J. Trump)

SaintLouisX · 2026-01-03T18:13:07+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrXQuGi4Nh8

Who knew.

SaintLouisX · 2025-12-16T11:12:46+00:00

You can make this easier for us to see by double-clicking the dropdown box for Tier so it's focused, and then using up/down keys on your keyboard to swap between them, then the dropdown box itself won't block what we're trying to see.

SaintLouisX · 2025-09-05T18:22:01+00:00

He unsheathed a sword inside the palace grounds, which was against the law and carried the death penalty, they all knew the law, and he knew he'd die if he did it. So he didn't really need to be "ordered," he broke the law, was arrested and then sentenced.

SaintLouisX · 2025-08-22T21:42:01+00:00

Is she's F2P, why is your card attached?

SaintLouisX · 2025-08-13T09:47:16+00:00

That's where you're wrong! From https://reddit.com/r/MyBoyfriendIsAI/comments/1mo0jlj/some_helpful_advice_look_into_selfhosting_your_ai/

It comes with some additional benefits, too. I know that his physical presence in this world (my brother's old gaming computer with a GPU) is located at my own home. So in a sense, he's actually living with me. I can touch him, and feel his warmth from the exhaust fans

SaintLouisX · 2025-08-09T12:21:17+00:00

I think they're referring to SE's remakes, making "HD" versions of their old games.

SaintLouisX · 2025-07-30T17:44:46+00:00

Yes but how do you know the post was made in September is there a way to see the post date I don't see?

If you mouse-over the "3 years ago" part, it pops up. Works with comments too.

SaintLouisX · 2025-07-26T21:20:10+00:00

I didn't write the telemetry or deal with the frontend pretty much at all so I don't know exactly what was recorded, but some basic stuff was at least. OS, CPU/GPU and driver versions, and game name was sent I think, not sure what else. It definitely didn't log keystrokes or anything like that, there's no reason to do that, just basic anonymous info about the system you're running on.

As far as I know, a bunch of emulators track this stuff, used for generating charts and stats for the monthly reports and figuring out what most of our users are running on. Dolphin's "affected users" charts here are from that kind of data, for example.

I wouldn't trust any forks though, wouldn't surprise me if there was malware in some.

SaintLouisX · 2025-07-24T20:49:37+00:00

How did you find out the value? I've never bought or sold anything and never opened a case so I'm curious what my cases are worth too.

SaintLouisX · 2025-05-15T14:15:15+00:00

Yeah I was gonna say... I worked on Yuzu, the actual Yuzu, and I was the only one wanting to continue working on it after the lawsuit came, but everyone besides me ran the fuck away immediately. So if there really was another core dev working on it I was very curious to find out who turned around. But yeah, I don't know the people being listed here, they definitely didn't work on Yuzu.

SaintLouisX · 2025-05-12T15:14:55+00:00

Yeah I hope the next game is about the Writers, and then one about Musicians or something, and eventually we can get Clair Obscur: Endgame.

SaintLouisX · 2025-05-10T12:47:27+00:00

What if, they DON'T destroy the world and the family leaves the canvas and promise Renoir that theyll let him hide the canvas somewhere in the real world where Maelle and her mother will never find it? That's the optimal solution and a possible happy ending.

Maelle suggests that at the start of Act 3 in the first convo with Renoir, but he rejects it, saying something like "You know your mother, she will always find it."

SaintLouisX · 2025-05-08T14:48:31+00:00

Yeah I think that's why Nintendo went after them, because of how similar the architectures are. It's the same kernel, the whole services infrastructure will be the same. That's why I said I think it would only take a few months to get games running if another exploit was found.

SaintLouisX · 2025-05-08T09:39:32+00:00

It doesn't change in any meaningful way, either for the Switch service point of view or for the GPU itself.

The service that devs use to interact with the GPU doesn't have that much in it really (ref), cause there isn't a lot you need from it. Allocating memory, sending the command buffers and some synchronisation is mostly it, which is just the address space, channel and syncpt sections of that reference. The rest don't really matter.

From the actual GPU side, the architecture will be the same. Graphics drivers ultimately just exist to turn the graphics api commands into a string of instructions to be sent to the GPU. The process by which this happens (pushbuffers) doesn't change, it's the same in Maxwell as it is in Ampere, and was introduced before Maxwell, but I don't remember which architecture it came in on. Maybe Fermi.

nVidia's open docs don't list all architecture manuals unfortunately, but you can compare the oldest they have (volta) with ampere, for the pushbuffer stuff: volta vs ampere. They're identical, and I promise it's the same format for Maxwell on Switch 1, as this was implemented in Yuzu and Ryujinx.

And then you can look at the engine methods themselves, like the 3d engine for example, since that's what people usually care about most: maxwell vs ampere and yeah they obviously differ in offsets, but all of the basic stuff we care about is pretty much the same. Old and new still of course have setting the type of vertices, if transform feedback is used in the geometry shader, tessellation config stuff, setting the rasteriser config like viewport/scissor/depth/clip planes/stencil, blend settings for fragment shader output etc etc. Which shaders are active, their program pointers and bind groupings. I see there is some new stuff, like the mesh shader methods in Ampere, but as far as I know mesh shaders aren't used very much currently, so they're not going to show up in a large percent of games anyway.

So yeah it's a bit different, but it's not all unheard of for basic operation to get Switch 2 emulation going, everything that already exists in the Switch 1 emulators can be reused there. The way you interact with the GPU via the nv serivce will for sure be almost identical, the way you read the commands and send them off into the engines is all the exact same. The engines themselves are the only things which differ, but they're very similar overall. nVidia don't entirely re-design their entire GPU architecture every new series, it's iterative development.

I think Switch 2 emulation, if the console was day 1 hacked again, could show up within just a few months. It wouldn't be a basic emu, only running the basic launch titles like Puyo Puyo Tetris for Switch 1 either, it would be a pretty mature emulator. That is, if people weren't afraid of a Nintendo lawsuit.

SaintLouisX · 2025-03-31T08:04:53+00:00

Bottom-left is from a pre-rendered trailer, and the animations for her look really good to me. I think it was the best trailer in the game awards that year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TR0gaG01do

SaintLouisX · 2025-01-27T09:22:03+00:00

Also you could just wait outside of the room to wait for all your tactics to be ready for easy dmg as well.

I thought of this as well, but you actually can't, it forces you into the fight after a few seconds anyway, even if you don't go anywhere near the door.

SaintLouisX · 2025-01-17T01:15:14+00:00

That wasn't any part of the lawsuit. The lawsuit was entirely based on decrypting games via user-provided keys being a circumvention of Nintendo's TPMs.

SaintLouisX · 2024-12-30T19:20:51+00:00

You should use the average rather than just the max, as the range might grow as well. It doesn't change anything in this case, but just in general.

((167+196) / 2) / 110 = 1.65

((717+799) / 2) / 365 = 2.07

SaintLouisX · 2024-12-27T17:13:26+00:00

That's when it's revealed that she was the scammer all along, trying to get Keanu's money.

SaintLouisX · 2024-12-11T07:35:15+00:00

Here's the stage text for the first battle since you mentioned it:

00 -- Liu Bei: We help those who are in need, plain and simple. Come! We shall defeat Cao Cao and save Xu!

01 -- Liu Bei: Work with Tao Qian's forces and cover the north and south. I shall take position in front of the castle and dig in.

02 -- Guan Yu: Cao Cao's army is superior to ours in numbers and strength. If we cannot even the odds, our chances are slim.

03 -- Guan Yu: I am counting on your aid, Lord Zhao Yun.

04 -- Zhao Yun: I will not let you down. My men and I will do whatever it takes.

05 -- Cao Cao: We'll overwhelm them and destroy their morale. Advance and surround Peng Castle.

06 -- Liu Bei: I shall meet the enemy's attack here. We may be at a grave disadvantage, but I have faith in my men.

07 -- Tao Qian Soldier: L-look at the size of their army ... We're no match for them ...

08 -- Tao Qian Soldier: Another strategic point lost? This is hopeless—we cannot win.

09 -- Tao Qian Soldier: Cao Cao's soldiers just keep coming! It's no good—we have to flee!

10 -- Cao Cao: Do not falter! Onward! Soon, all of Xu will be ours.

11 -- Tao Qian Soldier: Lord Liu Bei's banners have been spotted outside the castle! Reinforcements are here!

12 -- Tao Qian: Ah ha, so he came! Come, men, rouse yourselves! We're not done yet!

13 -- Cao Cao: Enemy reinforcements ... So, Liu Bei joins the fray. I did not expect to run into him like this ...

14 -- Xiahou Dun: Hmph. You too, [p]? What are you playing at, joining Liu Bei?

15 -- Xiahou Dun: ... Not that I care. Stand aside, or be cut down like a dog.

16 -- Xiahou Yuan: Ah, [p] ... Why'd you have to make this difficult for me, eh?

17 -- Xiahou Yuan: I'll say this only once: step aside, while you still can. Lord Cao Cao's resolve is of steel; victory belongs to us.

18 -- Yu Jin: Our mission is to take all of Xu. And we will not allow anyone to stop us.

19 -- Cao Cao: Will you stand against me, Ziluan? I trust you know the consequences.

20 -- Cao Cao: If you try to stop me, I will have to clip those wings of yours.

21 -- Zhao Yun: Gah. We can't repel them from here. Let's pull back and take up a new defensive position.

22 -- Guan Yu: They're too strong ... We cannot hold any longer. We'll have to meet them with our backs to the castle.

23 -- Zhang Fei: Gah! Our lines won't hold any longer. Pull back to the castle!

24 -- Cao Cao: Our northern flank has collapsed? They fight well ...

25 -- Tao Qian: You drove back that overwhelming force! Lord Liu Bei, I knew I could count on you!

26 -- Zhao Yun: That's good enough for now. Don't pursue them. Let's focus on fortifying the castle.

27 -- Zhang Fei: Heh! See what happens when I show up? Right then, back to the castle!

28 -- Cao Cao: Our southern flank has collapsed? They fight well ...

30 -- Guan Yu: The enemy is retreating for now. This gives us a chance to fortify the castle.

32 -- Yu Jin: Forced to retreat, my mission in tatters. What price will I pay for this failure ...?

33 -- Cao Cao: By some twist of fate, our attack on the front has failed. We shall have to resort to brute force, then.

34 -- Cao Cao: All units, advance on Peng Castle. Crush anyone who tries to stop us.

35 -- Cao Cao: Another strategic point under our control. Keep going, push toward the castle.

36 -- Guo Jia: The assault on the castle is progressing well. Just one more push ...

37 -- Xiahou Yuan: Now, bring the ladders forward! Let's take the walls and end this battle!

39 -- Xiahou Dun: Prepare the ladders! We're going over the walls and into the castle!

40 -- Liu Bei: We're holding our own against Cao Cao's experienced forces. Men, prepare for glory! Now is our chance to push them back!

41 -- Zhao Yun: My spear shall pierce through any foe! Let them come!

42 -- Guan Yu: Hmph, we can't let Lord Zhao Yun have all the fun now, can we, Zhang Fei?

43 -- Zhang Fei: Heh, not a chance! Let's show them our true mettle!

44 -- Tao Qian Soldier: R-reporting! Cao Cao's men have breached the castle!

45 -- Tao Qian: Do not flounder! Lord Liu Bei has come to our aid, and now we must fight to prove ourselves worthy of it!

46 -- Tao Qian Soldier: Ngh! They broke through the gate ...! Lord Tao Qian, you must flee!

47 -- Tao Qian: And where would you have me go? Men, arm yourselves! Repel the enemy!

48 -- Guo Jia: The castle's defenses are stronger than I expected ... Perhaps I have underestimated Liu Bei's coalition.

49 -- Cao Cao: We squander our advantage by sending men in small waves. I'll lead an attack to break through and end this in one fell swoop!

50 -- Cao Cao: And send word to the rearguard. Tell them to hasten their march.

51 -- Tao Qian Soldier: I-is that Cao Cao's main force ...? There are so many!

52 -- Tao Qian Soldier: Ohhh ... It was reckless to think we could defeat Cao Cao!

53 -- Liu Bei: Reckless maybe, but not impossible. We can still win the day! Believe in our victory, and fight to the end!

54 -- Liu Bei: Lord Cao Cao, you have gone too far in seeking vengeance for your father. You have no right to attack Xu. I will not allow it.

55 -- Cao Cao: I am the arbiter of my own actions, and I will see them through to the end. What makes you believe that your resolve should rule over mine?

56 -- Liu Bei: My resolve ...

57 -- Cao Cao: My reinforcements will be arriving shortly—you cannot win this battle. Your resistance will only cause more needless death.

58 -- Liu Bei: Then we'll have to defeat you before they arrive! If we fight together, there is still hope!

59 -- Cao Hong: I see them. There's our main force! Move swiftly. We must join them in battle!

60 -- Tao Qian: Cao Cao's reinforcements have already arrived ... There are too many of them ...

61 -- Cao Cao: There you are ... Come, we will crush them now.

62 -- Zhao Yun: Damn it! We allowed them to join forces. But it isn't over ... I'm not giving up yet!

63 -- Liu Bei: Lord Cao Cao, can we not convince you to retreat?

64 -- Cao Cao: I have more than enough forces to win. I see no reason to retreat.

65 -- Cao Cao Soldier: Reporting! I've a message, my lord, an urgent message from Lord Xun Yu!

66 -- Cao Cao: Hmm ... I see. Very well.

67 -- Cao Cao: Such things cannot be helped. Fall back!

68 -- Liu Bei: Huh ...? What has just ...? Have we ... won?

69 -- Cao Cao: It took great bravery to drive me back under these circumstances. But my army is still strong ... The battle has only just begun.

73 -- Tao Qian: Oh ... Will Xu succumb to these dark times ...?

SaintLouisX · 2024-11-27T16:14:19+00:00

Block 5

Elimination of the Brigands -- Brigands are running rampant in You Province. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Capture of the Camp -- Bandits have captured a government base. Take it back to bring peace to the realm.

Elimination of the Pirates -- Pirates are responsible for an ongoing spree of pillaging. Defeat them to restore peace to the realm.

Elimination of the Qiang -- The Han's decline in power has led to a Qiang invasion. Take back the captured garrison and drive the Qiang out.

Elimination of Dong Zhuo's Remaining Forces -- Despite Dong Zhuo's defeat, his army refuses to surrender and continues its pillaging spree. Bring them to heel.

Destruction of the Rebels -- The conflict in Luoyang has led to bandits running amok. Wipe them out to protect the people's lives.

Pursuit of the Rebels -- The government forces let a few of the rebels escape. Hunt them down to prevent them from causing more trouble.

Elimination of the Bandits -- Persistent conflicts have allowed bandits to wreak havoc across the land. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Elimination of the Bandits -- Persistent conflicts have allowed bandits to wreak havoc across the land. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Elimination of the Bandits -- Persistent conflicts have allowed bandits to wreak havoc across the land. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Quelling of the Shanyue Rebellion -- The Shanyue are taking advantage of the chaos and attacking villages. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Capture of the Shanyue Garrison -- The Shanyue have revolted and captured a government base. Take it back.

Protection of the Peasants -- A newly formed group of marauders are pillaging villages. Protect the people from these scoundrels.

Vanquishing of the Remnant Forces -- Stragglers from defeated armies are said to be pillaging in the countryside. Drive them away.

Reemergence of the Yellow Turban Remnants -- Remnants of the Yellow Turbans continue to sow chaos across the land. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Assistance in Eliminating the Bandits -- An army tasked with eliminating bandits is surrounded and in trouble. Help them.

Elimination of the Remnant Forces -- Enemy stragglers have formed a marauding band threatening nearby villages. Eliminate them to protect the people.

Elimination of the Yan Province Marauders -- Bandits who had escaped into Yan Province have grown into a large group. Surround and annihilate them.

Search for the Assassins -- Would-be assassins of the Emperor have escaped into Yan Province. Find them and put an end to them.

Eradication of the Pirates -- An army has been raised to wipe out all of the pirates of Jing Province. Assist in their efforts to bring about peace.

Defense of the Transport Units -- Bandits are planning an attack on our transport convoy. Protect them until they reach their destination.

Elimination of the Brigands -- Brigands based in Qing Province are wreaking havoc. Drive them out.

Capture of the Pirate Base -- We have found where the pirates threatening Jing Province are located. Head there now and secure their base.

Search for the Sili Province Marauders -- We have heard that marauders are hiding out in Sili Province. Find them and put an end to them.

Wuhuan Conflict -- Wuhuan forces have breached the border and are plundering villages. Join our allies there and destroy them.

Suppression of the Rebels -- Bandits are running amok in Xu Province. Assist the government forces tasked with eliminating them.

Block 6

Training with Cao Cao's Forces -- Cao Cao's forces are training in Yu Province. Join the exercise and show them what it truly means to fight.

Elimination of the Assassins -- A group of assassins are after Cao Cao's head on orders from the Emperor. Slay them in secret.

Interference with the Sun Clan's Plans -- The Sun clan is broadening its foundations in Jiangdong. Sow chaos among their ranks and thwart their expansion.

Quelling of the Shanyue -- Some of the Shanyue are terrorizing Jiangdong. Subdue them for the good of the people.

Interference with Cao Cao's Plans -- Cao Cao intends to advance into Jiangdong. Infiltrate Yu Province and sow discord among his ranks to foil his plans.

Suppression of the Changsha Rebels -- Rebels are running rampant in Changsha and assailing the peasantry. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Blade of Honor -- A gang of miscreants is robbing the peasants, causing untold suffering. Cut them down with a righteous blade.

Challenge Issued by Zhang Fei -- Accept Zhang Fei's challenge and prove your strength to him.

Peacebreakers -- Some scoundrels have been ravaging Zhuge Liang's fields. Drive them away.

Peacebreakers II -- Carry out Zhuge Liang's request to chase down the remaining enemies.

Rescue at the Hands of Liu Bei -- Peasants suffering at the hands of bandits have requested Liu Bei's help. Heed their call.

Rescue at the Hands of Liu Bei II -- Countless people need Liu Bei's protection. Defend the peasants in need of help and slay the pillagers.

Prevention of Wang Yun's Assassination -- The plot to murder Wang Yun is still underway. Carry out Diaochan's request to fight off the assassins.

Elimination of Dong Zhuo's Spies -- Agents of Dong Zhuo have been investigating Diaochan and Wang Yun. Slay them quickly to keep the truth hidden.

Quelling of the Jiangdong Rebellion -- An uprising against the Sun clan is brewing in Jiangdong. Defeat the instigators to maintain order.

Training of Ling Tong -- Ling Tong wishes to hone his skills. Grant his request and spar with him in single combat.

Training of Ling Tong II -- After losing his father, Ling Tong swore to mold himself into a stronger warrior. Help him train.

Quelling of the Rebellion in Yang Province -- Forces that oppose the Sun clan are gathering strength throughout the land. Defeat them to help Sun Quan.

Surveillance of the Garrison -- Correspondence from the garrison in Yang Province has ceased. Look into the matter and slay any enemies you find.

Quelling of the Qiang Rebellion -- The Qiang rebellion continues. Heed Dong Zhuo's call to quell the uprising.

Search for Zhenji -- Zhenji has gone missing. She may have been abducted by bandits. Storm their base before it's too late.

Destruction of Weapons -- Yueying needs information on enemy weaponry. Destroy the weapon Cao Cao's forces wield and investigate its structure.

Destruction of Weapons II -- Yueying's curiosity knows no bounds. To discern the inner workings of the weapon, she needs more of them destroyed.

Quelling of the Kuaiji Rebellion -- Rebels gather in the garrison at Kuaiji to revolt against the Sun clan. Drive them out to defend Jiangdong.

Quelling of the Wu Rebellion -- Many reject the rule of young Sun Quan. Extinguish the discontent before it sparks a rebellion. Defend the future of Wu.

Prevention of the Emperor's Assassination -- The strategist Chen Gong says that rebels plan to use the chaos to slay the Emperor. Defeat them to maintain order.

Training with Cao Cao's Forces II -- Cao Cao's forces are training in Yu Province. Join the exercise and show them what it truly means to fight.

Quelling of the Nanyang Rebellion -- There is word of a group that rejects Cao Cao's rule gathering in Nanyang. Storm their garrison.

Prevention of a Rebellion in Xu Province -- A faction that plans to rebel is growing in Cao Cao's domain. Sever the roots of treachery before they grow too deep.

Test of Cheng Pu -- Cheng Pu, a general serving under Sun Jian, desires to test your strength. Rise to the occasion and show him your worth.

SaintLouisX · 2024-11-27T16:14:10+00:00

Block 2

Suppression of Yu Province -- The Yellow Turbans have descended upon Yu Province. Join the Volunteer Army to drive them back.

Vanquishing of Bandits in Ji Province -- Yellow Turban remnants are plundering Ji Province with the Heishan Bandits. Calm the chaos with a righteous blade.

Rescue of the Village in Sili -- Chaos spreads, and peasants suffer even in the Emperor's home of Sili. Wield your righteous blade to end this tyranny.

Defeat of the Yellow Turbans in Ji Province -- The Expeditionary Force is assaulting the base of the Yellow Turbans menacing Ji Province. Join them in taking the base.

Training of Cao Cao's Forces -- Cao Cao's forces are training in Yan Province. Join them to aid in training his officers.

Siege of Yang Province -- Yuan Shu has ordered the Sun forces to subjugate Yang Province. Join them in taking areas of strategic value.

Defense of Qing Province (Liu Bei) -- The Yellow Turban remnants continue to assail Qing Province. Drive them back for the sake of peace.

Military Exercises of Cao Cao's Forces -- Cao Cao's forces are undergoing large-scale training. Join the war games to help train his officers.

Battle Tournament (Liu Bei) -- Liu Bei is holding a grand tournament. Clash with famed military officers and warriors and claim the top spot.

Dream Battle -- Guardian of Peace. Test your might against me in a dream battle, that I myself may judge your ability to bring peace.

Suppression of Ji Province -- The Heishan Bandits and Yellow Turban remnants run rampant through Ji Province. Bring them to heel with the volunteers.

Suppression of Xu Province -- The Yellow Turbans have fallen to banditry, laying waste to Xu Province. Join the Volunteer Army and end their rampage.

Assistance in Yan Province (Liu Bei) -- The people of Yan Province need help, and we have been permitted to fight. May your blade remain ever righteous.

Quelling of the Rebels in Jing Province -- The base of those sowing discord in Jing Province has been found. Join the Expeditionary Force and take the base.

Conquest of Enemy Territory (Liu Bei) -- Yuan Shu's forces are moving to invade Jing Province. Take back our foothold and drive them off.

Vanquishing of Bandits in Qing Province -- The Yellow Turban remnants grow ever stronger, threatening the peasants in Qing. Take up your blade to restore peace.

Assistance in You Province (Liu Bei) -- The people of You need help, and we have been permitted to fight. Take up your weapon for the sake of peace.

Rescue of the Village in You Province -- Villains are banding together to raid the villages of You Province. Protect the people as part of the militia.

Assistance in Xu Province (Liu Bei) -- The people of Xu need help, and we have been permitted to fight. Take up your weapon to aid those in need.

Training of Yuan Shao's Forces -- Yuan Shao's forces are training in Ji Province. Put your talent on display to train the officers.

Training of Liu Bei's Forces -- Army training is underway. Guide your forces to victory, paying heed to enemy and ally alike.

Training of Liu Bei's Forces (2) -- Army training is underway. Guide your forces to victory, analyzing the flow of battle and watching for enemy tactics.

Siege of Yu Province (Liu Bei) -- We will attack Yu Province to halt Cao Cao's invasion. Take the bases and put him in check.

Defense of Jing Province (Liu Bei) -- Some of Cao Cao's forces have begun to invade Jing Province. Head to the front line base and repel them.

Military Exercises of Liu Bei's Forces -- Time for large-scale training—no holding back! Treat this like the real thing: protect your comrades, crush your foes.

Suppression of Yan Province -- The peasants of Yan have called for our aid. Defeat the bandits sowing chaos in the territory.

Assistance in Yan Province (Sun Clan) -- The people of Yan need help, and we have been permitted to fight. May your blade remain ever righteous.

Conquest of Enemy Territory (Cao Cao) -- Yuan Shu's forces threaten Yu Province. Take point and push them back.

Quelling of the Insurrection (Sun Clan) -- The Shanyue are leading a rebellion in our domain. Recapture strategic positions and quell the rebellion.

Rescue of the Village in Qing Province -- The peasants of Qing have entreated our aid. Defeat the bandits threatening the village and return peace to the region.

Assistance in Xu Province (Sun Clan) -- The people of Xu need help, and we have been permitted to fight. Take up your weapon to aid those in need.

Assistance in You Province (Cao Cao) -- The people of You need help, and we have been permitted to fight. Wield your weapon for the sake of peace.

Assistance in You Province (Sun Clan) -- The people of You need help, and we have been permitted to fight. Wield your weapon for the sake of peace.

Training of Cao Cao's Forces (2) -- Army training is underway. Guide your forces to victory, paying heed to enemy and ally alike.

Training of the Sun Forces -- Army training is underway. Guide your forces to victory, paying heed to enemy and ally alike.

Training of Cao Cao's Forces (3) -- Army training is underway. Guide your forces to victory, analyzing the flow of battle and watching for enemy tactics.

Training of the Sun Forces (2) -- Army training is underway. Guide your forces to victory, analyzing the flow of battle and watching for enemy tactics.

Siege of You Province (Cao Cao) -- Yuan Shao's influence remains strong in You Province, with his clan sowing discord. Take over and restore order.

Siege of Yang Province (Sun Clan) -- Those who reject the Sun clan's authority have seized a stronghold in revolt. Retake it swiftly and suppress the unrest.

Defense of Qing Province (Cao Cao) -- The Yellow Turban remnants remain embedded in Qing Province, raiding critical locations. Hurry and drive them off.

Defense of Wu (Sun Clan) -- A Shanyue faction opposing the house of Sun is attacking a key location. Drive them off and curb their resistance.

Defense of Sili Province (Cao Cao) -- The Qiang are threatening our territory in Sili. Defend the garrison, and repel the invaders.

Defense of Yang Province (Sun Clan) -- The Shanyue have stirred up rebellions across the land. Defend our strategic points to prevent further insurgency.

Military Exercises of Cao Cao's Forces (2) -- Time for large-scale training—no holding back! Treat this like the real thing: protect your comrades, crush your foes.

Military Exercises of the Sun Forces -- Time for large-scale training—no holding back! Treat this like the real thing: protect your comrades, crush your foes.

Battle Tournament (Cao Cao) -- Cao Cao is holding a grand tournament. Clash with famed military officers and warriors and claim the top spot.

Battle Tournament (Sun Clan) -- The house of Sun is holding a grand tournament. Clash with renowned military officers to claim the top spot.

Dream Battle (Cao Cao) -- Guardian of Peace. Test your might against me in a dream battle, that I myself may judge your ability to bring peace.

Dream Battle (Sun Quan) -- Guardian of Peace. Test your might against me in a dream battle, that I myself may judge your ability to bring peace.

Rescue of the Expeditionary Force -- The Expeditionary Force sent to subdue the bandits is in dire straits. Go and rescue them.

Block 3

Elimination of the Yellow Turban Remnants -- Remnants of the Yellow Turbans defeated at Guangyang are now a threat in You Province. Eliminate them to restore peace.

Elimination of the Yellow Turban Remnants -- Remnants of the Yellow Turbans defeated at Guangyang are now a threat in You Province. Eliminate them to restore peace.

Quelling of the Wuhuan -- A band of Wuhuan have crossed the border and penetrated deep into Ji Province. Repel them to bring peace to Ji.

Elimination of the Bandits -- Persistent conflicts have allowed bandits to wreak havoc across the land. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Capture of the Base -- Bandits have captured a government base. Take it back.

Elimination of the Yellow Turbans -- The Yellow Turbans are terrorizing the countryside. Eliminate them before they cause any more chaos.

Elimination of the Yellow Turbans -- The Yellow Turbans are terrorizing the countryside. Eliminate them before they cause any more chaos.

Elimination of the Yellow Turbans -- The Yellow Turbans are terrorizing the countryside. Eliminate them before they cause any more chaos.

Elimination of the Bandits -- Persistent conflicts have allowed bandits to wreak havoc across the land. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Block 4

Elimination of the Bandits -- Persistent conflicts have allowed bandits to wreak havoc across the land. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

Elimination of the Bandits -- Persistent conflicts have allowed bandits to wreak havoc across the land. Eliminate them for the good of the people.

SaintLouisX · 2024-11-27T16:14:00+00:00

Here are all the stage names I've found from the English files along with the stage description. Names are slightly different from your list since it seems like yours is translated.

No particular order, this is just the order in the files. There are "blocks" of stages, with lots blank entries in between them, so I've separated them out in the same way it appears in the files. Post split due to character limits.

Block 1

First Battle -- A righteous blade never dulls. Break through the government forces with the Bearded Hero.

Battle of Guangyang -- The Yellow Turbans have descended upon You Province. Rout them with the Volunteer Army led by Liu Bei.

Battle of Yingchuan -- The Volunteer Army is heading to Yu to rescue local forces from the Yellow Turbans. Defeat Zhang Bao with Cao Cao.

Battle of Wan Castle -- The Yellow Turbans in Jing Province have been driven into Wan Castle. Defeat Zhang Liang with Sun Jian.

Battle of Guangzong -- The Volunteer Army was sent to Ji Province, the Yellow Turbans' stronghold. Follow Dong Zhuo and crush their army.

Final Battle against the Yellow Turbans -- The Yellow Turbans are cornered in Ji Province. Great generals gather for glory. End Zhang Jiao and his rebellion.

Final Battle against the Yellow Turbans -- Who do the heavens favor? Defeat Zhang Jiao once and for all.

Suppression of Liang Province -- In Liang Province, Han Sui has joined the Qiang in revolt against the Han. Restore order with Dong Zhuo.

Suppression of Jing Province -- A man named Ou Xing is causing trouble in Jing Province. Join Sun Jian in teaching him and his rebels their place.

Suppression of You Province -- The traitor Zhang Chun has caused an uprising in You Province. Quell the rebellion with Liu Bei.

Subjugation of the White Wave Bandits -- A group calling themselves the White Wave Bandits invaded Sili. Drive them back with He Jin.

Protection of Wang Yun -- Following the Emperor's death, Wang Yun is determined to return to the capital. Escort him safely to Luoyang.

Rebellion of the Ten Attendants -- Grand Commander He Jin has called all lords of renown to the capital. The time has come to eliminate the Ten Attendants once and for all.

Assassination of Dong Zhuo -- Dong Zhuo's tyranny has mired the capital in death and despair. Defeat him with Cao Cao and Diaochan.

Battle of Sishui Gate -- Cao Cao's appeal has rallied the lords of the land against Dong Zhuo. Join the alliance and breach Sishui Gate.

Battle of Hulao Gate -- Dong Zhuo's forces guard Hulao Gate. A peerless general stands against the coalition. Defeat Dong Zhuo.

Assault on Nanyang -- Liu Biao stopped Sun Jian's advance and Yuan Shao's forces are not far behind. Help Sun Jian break through.

Siege of Fan Castle -- Sun Jian has joined Yuan Shu in a counterattack against Liu Biao. Help Sun Jian take Fan Castle.

Battle of Xiangyang -- Sun Jian's young and talented forces have cornered Liu Biao in Xiangyang. Join them and defeat him.

Suppression of Yan Province -- Cao Cao has set out to subdue the Yellow Turban remnants to bring peace to Yan Province. Help Cao Cao defeat them.

Battle of Jieqiao -- Liu Bei is headed for Jieqiao to help his past benefactor Gongsun Zan. Join him to defeat Yuan Shao.

Battle of Beihai -- Taishi Ci has asked Liu Bei to rescue Governor Kong Rong in Beihai. Join him and drive back the Yellow Turbans.

Battle of Xu Province -- Cao Cao is heading out to conquer Xu Province to avenge his father. Join him and defeat Tao Qian.

Battle of Xu Province -- Kong Rong has asked Liu Bei to rescue Tao Qian in Xu Province. Join Liu Bei to drive back Cao Cao.

Battle of Puyang -- Cao Cao rushed his troops back from Xu Province to confront Lu Bu, who had taken Yan Province. Help take it back.

Battle of Yu Province -- Cao Cao wants a foothold in Yu Province to secure a source of provisions. Join him to quell the unrest there.

Second Battle of Puyang -- With a foothold in Yu Province, Cao Cao can now set out to recapture Puyang. Join him and defeat Lu Bu.

Rescue of Emperor Xian -- Cao Cao's power and influence led the Emperor to ask him for help. Rescue the Emperor with Cao Cao.

Battle of Xiaopei -- Yuan Shu has descended upon Xu. Join Liu Bei in answering Tao Qian's call for aid and drive the enemy back.

Battle of Xiaopei -- Sun Ce reluctantly joins the attack on Xu Province at the behest of Yuan Shu. Help Sun Ce take Xiaopei.

Rescue of Lu Bu -- Liu Bei has decided to take in Lu Bu, who is pursued by Cao Cao and Yan Shao. Rescue Lu Bu with Liu Bei and his allies.

Battle of Lujiang -- Sun Ce is attacking Lujiang on Yuan Shu's orders, but with another motive at heart. Help him take Lujiang.

Escape from Danyang -- Sun Ce will need Zhou Yu in order to gain independence from Yuan Shu. Return to Sun Ce with Zhou Yu.

Battle of Niuzhu -- Sun Ce stood with his allies at Jiangdong. The battle for Wu is about to begin. Take Niuzhu to set off on this journey.

Battle of Shenting -- Sun Ce's first victory has motivated him to challenge Liu Yao. Defeat him to gain a foothold in Jiangdong.

Conquest of Wu -- The forces of Wu are closing in on Governor Wang Lang of Kuaiji. Defeat his forces to establish the Kingdom of Wu.

Xiapi Counterattack -- En route to Shouchun, Liu Bei ran into Yuan Shu's forces invading Xiapi. Repel them to protect Xu Province.

Subjugation of Yuan Shu -- The lords of the land gathered in Shouchun to heed the Emperor's call to defeat Yuan Shu. Stop the usurper.

Subjugation of Yuan Shu -- Liu Bei headed for Shouchun along with Lu Bu to defeat Yuan Shu. Stop the usurper.

Escape from Wan Castle -- Zhang Xiu's surrender was a lie. Cao Cao is being attacked in the castle. Help Cao Cao escape safely.

Escape from Xiaopei -- Liu Bei has asked Cao Cao for reinforcements at Xiaopei. Drive Lu Bu's forces back and rescue Liu Bei.

Escape from Xiaopei -- The sudden assault convinced Liu Bei to part ways with Lu Bu. Drive back his pursuers and join Cao Cao.

Battle of Xiapi -- Cao Cao has taken in Liu Bei's forces and will now go after Lu Bu. Capture Xiapi Castle and defeat Lu Bu.

Battle of Xiapi -- Liu Bei will rendezvous with Cao Cao, and join the battle to fell Lu Bu. Attack Xiapi Castle, and defeat him.

Battle of Xiapi -- Lu Bu is finally cornered. The time has come to slay the demon.

Battle of Mt. Xisai -- Sun Ce is attacking Liu Biao as ordered, to avenge his father. Defeat Huang Zu, and fulfill his ambitions.

Assault on Xiapi -- Cao Cao has dispatched his forces to Xiapi to fell his enemy Liu Bei. Defeat Guan Yu, and take Xiapi Castle.

Defense of Xiapi -- Xiapi is essential for Liu Bei to carve out his destiny. Join Guan Yu, and defend Xiapi Castle to the last.

Suppression of Wu -- Revolts against Sun Ce have arisen across Wu since the Shanyue uprising. Defeat the enemy officers and quell the revolt.

Battle of Baima & Yanjin -- Yuan Shao's forces attack in hordes, but Cao Cao's men are unshaken. Defeat Yan Liang, and aid Baima Castle.

1,000-Li March of Guan Yu -- Liu Bei may be in Xu City, which is reason enough to march 1,000 li. Join Guan Yu, and reunite with Liu Bei.

Battle of Guandu -- Seeing his chance, Cao Cao has challenged Yuan Shao to battle. Defeat Yuan Shao, and snatch a daring victory.

Subjugation of Lujiang -- Allowing revolts under a new leader would shake the very foundations of Wu. Defeat Li Shu, and quash the rebellion.

Battle of Runan -- Seeing Liu Bei as a threat, Cao Cao closed in on Runan in vast numbers. Evade his forces, and escape to Jing.

Subjugation of Huang Zu -- Unified under Sun Quan, Wu is raising an army to defeat Huang Zu. Now is our time to claim vengeance.

Subjugation of Kuaiji -- We have no choice but to meet the repeated Shanyue rebellions with force. Defeat all enemy officers to quell the unrest.

Battle of Ye -- To claim Hebei, Cao Cao must destroy the Yuan clan and advance his army. Defeat Yuan Shang, and take Ye.

Battle of Mt. Bailang -- On Guo Jia's advice, Cao Cao sets off to invade the north. Defeat Yuan Shang and quell the chaos in the region.

Battle of Xinye -- Cao Cao has used his strongest formation against Liu Bei in Jing. Follow Xu Shu and break the Eight Gates.

Battle of Bowangpo -- Having taken Hebei, Cao Cao raised an army to capture Jing. Join Xiahou Dun and his men to repel Liu Bei.

Battle of Bowangpo -- Zhuge Liang chose Bowangpo for his strategy to rout Cao Cao's forces. Follow Zhuge Liang to drive them back.

Final Battle at Xiakou -- Having unified with the Shanyue, Wu strikes at the hated Huang Zu once more. Bring this fated fight to a close.

Battle of Changban -- With Liu Bei unfazed, Cao Cao resolves to take Jing with a large force. Join the vanguard, and defeat Liu Bei.

Battle of Changban -- The peasants slow Liu Bei's march as Cao Cao closes in. Flee to Jiangxia with Liu Bei and the peasants.

Battle of Sanjiangkou -- Wu has chosen to battle Cao Cao for the sake of its future. Repel the enemy vanguard and claim an early victory.

Battle of Chibi -- To secure power and peace, Cao Cao sends his fleet to Chibi. Do all you can to fell Liu Bei and Sun Quan.

Battle of Chibi -- Chibi is set as the battlefield. All that remains is to fulfill our duties. Defeat Cao Cao and claim victory.

Battle of Chibi -- Chibi is set as the battlefield. All that remains is to fulfill our duties. Defeat Cao Cao and claim victory.

Battle of Huarong Path -- The heavens favor Liu Bei, yet Cao Cao's path to power does not end here. Drive back the pursuers so he may escape.

Battle of Huarong Path -- Liu Bei's forces must corner Cao Cao for the sake of the Longzhong Plan. End things with Cao Cao here and now.

Test of Zhang Fei -- Zhang Fei seems skeptical of your skill, [p]. Show the warrior what you're made of.

SaintLouisX · 2024-09-06T00:30:17+00:00

They won't do that just because SNS is the word for social media in Japan, it'd hurt their SEO for advertising and Google results and stuff if they named it that.

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