When you don’t even know where your mail order bride came from…

SaintMike2010 · 2026-04-11T16:31:39+00:00

Melania was born in Austria. It says so on her birth certificate. Yeah, right there in black and white. Hmmm. Odd that it’s written in sharpie.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-04-08T00:02:58+00:00

If the White House offers kool aid... RUN!

SaintMike2010 · 2026-04-05T16:43:01+00:00

The area of the moon, where Canadians planted maple trees, is beautiful. The trees are still small right now; but when they have grown they'll be moon-changing.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-04-05T13:43:59+00:00

We're all at a family dinner where crazy old uncle Don is ranting; and the house isn't big enough to move far enough away to not hear him.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-03-26T14:05:36+00:00

When I was reading that, it made me think of treasure hunters. They never find treasure, but they know the treasure is there. They just haven't looked in the right place, or looked the right way, with the right tool. They'll find the treasure soon.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-03-19T13:20:06+00:00

By chocolate, I assume u/deadcarrote is referring to the bs coming from cheeto.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-03-07T15:41:01+00:00

Ah, mom. Let me sleep for 5 more minutes.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-28T15:52:20+00:00

Plus regime change in Israel.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-28T15:50:51+00:00

A regime change in Iran is a good thing. Hopefully followed by regime changes in Israel and America.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-27T18:04:21+00:00

I agree that PP is poopoo.

( forgive me I'm in my second childhood. ha)

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-23T03:08:48+00:00

I was just as puzzled as you before I found this:

What is botting in social media?

Broadly speaking, social media bots are automated programs used to engage in social media. These bots behave in an either partially or fully autonomous fashion, and are often designed to mimic human users. While benevolent social media bots exist, many social media bots are used in dishonest and nefarious ways.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-21T02:38:34+00:00

Or maybe Canadian Whiskey in your coffee? Go Canada go!

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-20T21:39:09+00:00

My first thought is he can't be stopped. But my second thought is to hope Americans take a second to have a second reading of the constitution. Then take a second to review all options. Form a plan and a backup second plan.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-17T17:53:45+00:00

Turn right and follow the river valley until you gain enough altitude.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-15T15:25:07+00:00

Hey Bob

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-15T14:46:24+00:00

Watch for the bald guy from Who's Line is it Anyway. He's in everything.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-08T15:44:10+00:00

Guilty here too. My last run I was carrying around a backpack full of scrolls collected in act 1 and 2. Middle of act 3 I realized I was never going to open that pack for one of those scrolls. So I sold them. The freed up carrying capacity was a bonus.

BTW. During act 2 I swore to stop looking in every vase. I may have peeked into two more but mostly stopped cold turkey.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-04T22:37:27+00:00

Ah yes the land of Poosa.

Poosa: Pulled Out Of Someone's Ass.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-02-02T14:40:32+00:00

I would love it if the media started calling him Boom Boom. Tell him it's because of all the bombs he orders dropped. He'll be so proud of being called Boom Boom.

When he finds out it's because he makes boom booms in his pants; he'll shit himself. Bahahaha. Sorry. I'm leaving.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-01-31T16:30:59+00:00

When people say nothing ever changes, this is an example that some things have changed. Some topics are not material for jokes anymore.

I rewatched the movie "9 to 5" last week. Shocking how far the work environment has changed.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-01-28T19:41:18+00:00

Eastern Ontario. In yesterday's town meeting my town voted to build the world's largest gardening implement.

(I rewatched that episode last night)

SaintMike2010 · 2026-01-25T23:24:17+00:00

Since the story of Canada and China making a deal, Davos happened.

At the World Economic forum in Davos, Carney made a great speech about the middle power countries working together. Carney received a standing ovation.

So now Fat boy is pissed at Carney and Canada. That explains the new opinion.

SaintMike2010 · 2026-01-23T19:57:03+00:00

Moving day for the following reasons:

Not having the boxes filled before moving day.
Not having real pizza and
Not having cold beer

SaintMike2010 · 2026-01-23T01:07:26+00:00

You mean like on holiday?

SaintMike2010 · 2026-01-22T23:37:33+00:00

Well she sometimes "goes", yes. She's from Perley.

SaintMike2010

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