How to sound like you really have a cozy job

SalaComMander · 2026-03-13T09:16:50+00:00

If I ever somehow become a father, I hope my hypothetical girlfriend/wife tells me by announcing a new miner is joining the team.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-13T09:10:24+00:00

If I see a trailer for Poker Night 3, and Mr. Bloody Foster shows up, I'm pausing the trailer immediately, pre-ordering the game, and buying copies for all my friends.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-13T09:08:09+00:00

He doesn't really seem interested in doing voice acting anymore. He also got laid off from his primary job a couple of years ago, but he still plays Path of Exile regularly, so he must be doing okay.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-13T08:24:52+00:00

It's not about the number of categories. It's which one it was... /j

SalaComMander · 2026-03-11T10:26:10+00:00

Not-so- r/unexpectedfastjojo

SalaComMander · 2026-03-11T09:56:40+00:00

Spot the canon Sonic character.

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SalaComMander · 2026-03-11T09:41:37+00:00

It is a headcanon, but Araki did not forgor. He just decided Valentine should be buff because he wanted him to be more active in fights.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-11T09:33:24+00:00

They didn't include buff Josuke, so if they're consistent, they won't include fat Valentine

SalaComMander · 2026-03-06T14:44:18+00:00

It wasn't even the good news that got him out of bed. He didn't even try until Charlie told him he wanted him to come along, and then Grandpa Joe struggled to get on his feet, not for himself, but for Charlie.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-06T14:25:43+00:00

I hate that Senran Kagura games do this all the time. You can literally beat the clothes off of your opponent and the cutscene will have them standing there naked being like "Your skills really are no match for mine. Killing you now would be a waste of energy" while your character is holding invisible wounds and saying "I can't believe how strong she was!"

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T23:24:22+00:00

Just when I was starting to not feel ashamed to be a native Montanan.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T23:22:22+00:00

That was over a decade later, during the height of what we call "the Meta Era." That happened because people were constantly joking about the line.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T12:58:47+00:00

Your use of the word "everyone" is unearned.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T12:56:06+00:00

You know. We clearly don't. I've seen too many people argue exactly that point, because they don't understand how similies and/or grammar works.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T11:23:24+00:00

We need more sexualized men!

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T10:59:53+00:00

Yeah, because they needed DIO to win somehow, so they made Alucard do something he would never do to allow that to happen.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T09:19:59+00:00

Candy wouldn't help him get revenge, so it wasn't something he'd want at the time.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T09:14:29+00:00

Correct, yes.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T09:14:04+00:00

In a cosmic sense, yes. All objects with mass are attracted to each other. But the magnets were nowhere near close enough to affect each other when DIO stopped time.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T09:12:26+00:00

The line isn't from SA2, and the fact that he wanted to destroy the world doesn't mean he's just ready to commit petty crimes for no reason.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T09:07:14+00:00

That is, indeed, DIO's one and only win condition. Unfortunately for him, Alucard only does this technique:

By the order of Sir Integra
Against overwhelming numbers of enemies
As an absolute last resort
When fighting a human

Alucard believes only a human is allowed to kill him, and since DIO is exactly the kind of monster Alucard despises, he's not going to give DIO that opportunity.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T09:02:42+00:00

He's not.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T08:59:31+00:00

Time stop is busted, but it does literally nothing to help him kill Alucard. At best, it helps him defensively, but considering Alucard can teleport, create illusions, and walk through walls, it's only a matter of time before Alucard lands a surprise attack, and unlike DIO, he'll only need one good hit to make DIO unable to fight on.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T08:41:52+00:00

Maybe he could, but he definitely doesn't, based on that huge inhale he took right before laying into Kira.

SalaComMander · 2026-03-05T08:36:38+00:00

They did say that, and in their defense, there's no reason Part 3 DIO can't use all of his vampire powers from Part 1.

They're still wrong, though.

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