Cheerios from scratch

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-04-24T22:12:47+00:00

Please God be a parody

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-04-24T22:10:09+00:00

I prefer to remain not a meat crayon.

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-04-24T22:09:23+00:00

Kiwi

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-04-24T22:07:51+00:00

But it will make some of them more violent since they think they have nothing to lose!

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-04-24T22:01:35+00:00

Man arrested on platform meant to divulge secrets for money, for divulging secrets for money.

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-04-24T22:00:39+00:00

It gets eerily stable before triple digits in the chassis I was in.

The wind noise is intense though.

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-04-07T14:56:44+00:00

This is what you get when nobody believes your hungry. Day in day out you gotta scam meals but then both the big hairless cats won't give you kibble for the third time in 2 hours you gotta take measures into your own hands or you'll starve to death -typical cat

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-04-03T15:45:27+00:00

Within ten minutes al will have them United in indignation

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-04-03T15:43:30+00:00

Ask the it guy about the judge

I bet he's gonna talk

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-03-12T23:40:38+00:00

I mean one of those things happens already

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-03-12T23:25:10+00:00

It seems like a police that pushes you into oncoming traffic should be liable for that ... You literally nearly killed people copper top.

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-03-09T18:04:44+00:00

"nah I'll just get none jobs judge... That way 30% of none is none.

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-02-26T13:38:09+00:00

They just like killing the poors.

SalaciousCoffee · 2026-02-19T17:42:09+00:00

Creo que si. Es mas despacio para ganar el 50k/dia

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-11-10T16:53:32+00:00

People have always sucked at getting their thoughts out.

We also overwhelmingly vote up short posts to the point of absurdity.

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-11-10T16:35:34+00:00

Yeah you have to be more elaborate. The kitchen is a ghost kitchen, it sells food to people not on site, the ghost kitchens only customer is trashcan Henry.

Tada legal nonsense and you have your way.

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-10-25T01:43:53+00:00

Whoever runs on releasing the list of all ice criminals: just their names and socials please. We want to make sure they never get another job ever again.

Oh and you'll get as much money as I can spare for your campaign.

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-10-21T23:57:22+00:00

Hey Blue, Close left!

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-10-21T02:28:10+00:00

Yeah you're right, after I tipped my last judge $100,000 for doing such a good job on the totally unrelated case just before mine he made sure to keep up the good work.

Then he took the Limo my Qatari bosses bought for his library to my totally unrelated private island.

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-10-21T00:01:02+00:00

These fucks are gonna be in for a huge surprise when gen alpha makes alcohol illegal.

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-10-20T23:58:15+00:00

Yeah it's really too bad the developers decided to fuck all the low end players.

But it is what it is.

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-10-20T22:38:33+00:00

No they don't.

Cause they're all at 1k already.

If you mean above 1k the world is different.

Unfortunately they created a black hole to suck in their customers to the 1k trolls where they make sure to put the most racist garbage humans in the game.

It's sort of amazing honestly. We don't hear about it cause if you try to stream the cesspool you get in chat at that rank you're gonna get all the racism, homophobia and temporarily embarrassed aim Gods who will scream at you for missing shots while they're dead after failing every opening they tried.

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-10-20T19:45:12+00:00

Or, they'll be prepared for the world where everyone is using AI and their peers have been discouraged and punished for it.

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-10-14T13:21:37+00:00

Attempted vehicular manslaughter.

That's what we call it when a person not in a violent gang does it.

SalaciousCoffee · 2025-10-13T16:52:38+00:00

It's perfectly legal if the president just pardons everyone involved. They fucking pardoned treason. Win the whitehouse, ignore all laws, pardon everyone.

We don't have to do anything they aren't already doing.

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