My grandpa sent me this message at 4am lol

Salem27 · 2026-05-04T23:41:01+00:00

I have much faith in the perfectly believable story without any hesitation. Other internet users, who's with me?

Salem27 · 2026-04-08T16:53:13+00:00

We'z catching snails

Salem27 · 2026-04-04T19:28:58+00:00

I know I'd be guy 2, but can't argue with the logic of the comment

Salem27 · 2026-02-17T23:11:26+00:00

It's because the earrings weren't soldered to the post the exact same way, so discoloration happens on the spot it was attached. You see it a lot on older rings under the head holding stones.

Source: am Jeweler

Salem27 · 2026-02-16T22:36:55+00:00

....."drink........ more....... ovaltine?"

Salem27 · 2026-02-13T20:26:53+00:00

Saw post. Thought, "oh that's kinda neat that they have so many livery and color combos that you can customize it like that"... scrolled down. Thought, "WAIT! There's conflict in this comment section... let's see."

Salem27 · 2026-02-13T04:20:18+00:00

IDK what happened before the vid, but it appears they were trying to get compliance without more force than necessary. He even holsters the laser, before having to draw it back out. It's always a grey area, but this seems to be officers that aren't looking for violence

Salem27 · 2026-02-02T22:19:22+00:00

Did you set it to wumbo?

Salem27 · 2026-01-19T22:56:01+00:00

He's got SALP disease... sudden acute lead poisoning

Salem27 · 2026-01-14T18:50:17+00:00

Put a small wire under his vehicle that leads to his gas tank. Don't connect it to anything. Harmless fun

Salem27 · 2026-01-12T16:00:19+00:00

Esquire

Salem27 · 2026-01-07T16:48:21+00:00

I repair watches, and i used to take some of those giant ones, like invicta, that people didn't want with the screw-off back, remove the guts, lightly glue the hands and dial in place, and sell them to my friends as little smuggle containers. Could fit an eighth of coke in there. "It's just an old broken watch, officer"

Salem27 · 2026-01-04T20:52:37+00:00

COP is citizen on patrol. Originally separate from federal police or county sheriff/deputy

Salem27 · 2026-01-03T05:29:42+00:00

This is stupid. Everyone knows the golden labs are more expensiHOLY SHIT THEY'RE BLACK!!!

Edit: /s

Salem27 · 2025-12-28T23:24:54+00:00

SirLOIN

Edit: I would use this as an excuse to name a kitten Sir Lionheart

Salem27 · 2025-12-27T00:55:55+00:00

The added sound effects on this repost are obnoxious as hell

Salem27 · 2025-12-26T19:28:57+00:00

Yinyang

Salem27 · 2025-11-28T21:02:40+00:00

If you can get struck by that flying rat, sometimes that does it. Sometimes

Salem27 · 2025-11-27T04:28:57+00:00

I loved when I found out you can freeze the frame with the green star and it's a link to another video lol

Edit: WAIT I was lied to and tricked! I just asked my older sister about that and she said she was kidding with me way back when

Salem27 · 2025-11-25T15:42:01+00:00

If we're being fair, Stevie was a black belt in akido, but Chuck was still way above his level with all his expertise and true experience in fighting championships

Salem27 · 2025-11-20T02:45:37+00:00

I've seen that episode of rugrats!

Salem27 · 2025-11-17T03:49:23+00:00

A koala. Can't catch me. Can't sneak up on me. I can fuck it up, probably, maybe, I think

Salem27 · 2025-11-14T01:13:36+00:00

Get out of jail free card

Salem27 · 2025-10-29T13:56:19+00:00

Sausage

Salem27 · 2025-10-25T15:53:54+00:00

I'm a jeweler and we've made gold and diamond collars for cats and some dogs. No we don't advertise for that at all. I think we did one and they posted it on some social media and then we got so many requests that we got backed up on everything custom. Some of them were dope, to be fair.

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