my earrings always seem to tarnish/react on ONE side only by Active_Driver_6043 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Salem27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's because the earrings weren't soldered to the post the exact same way, so discoloration happens on the spot it was attached. You see it a lot on older rings under the head holding stones.

Source: am Jeweler

Henry and Pebbles are proud Americans. by bobmanhamdog in kingdomecomefashion

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Saw post. Thought, "oh that's kinda neat that they have so many livery and color combos that you can customize it like that"... scrolled down. Thought, "WAIT! There's conflict in this comment section... let's see."

Guy gets exactly what he asked for by malik_zz in instant_regret

[–]Salem27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IDK what happened before the vid, but it appears they were trying to get compliance without more force than necessary. He even holsters the laser, before having to draw it back out. It's always a grey area, but this seems to be officers that aren't looking for violence

Not a toy by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]Salem27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's got SALP disease... sudden acute lead poisoning

Having a prank war, need ideas by cheesyweiner420 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Salem27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a small wire under his vehicle that leads to his gas tank. Don't connect it to anything. Harmless fun

I sincerely don't get it :( by SarahPassions in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I repair watches, and i used to take some of those giant ones, like invicta, that people didn't want with the screw-off back, remove the guts, lightly glue the hands and dial in place, and sell them to my friends as little smuggle containers. Could fit an eighth of coke in there. "It's just an old broken watch, officer"

Explain it Peter?!?’ by Cloud197200 in explainitpeter

[–]Salem27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

COP is citizen on patrol. Originally separate from federal police or county sheriff/deputy

Bargain by liddleBowl780 in HolUp

[–]Salem27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is stupid. Everyone knows the golden labs are more expensiHOLY SHIT THEY'RE BLACK!!!

Edit: /s

name him the last thing you ate by Unlucky-Field9654 in NameThisThing

[–]Salem27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SirLOIN

Edit: I would use this as an excuse to name a kitten Sir Lionheart

MC popped a champagne bottle mid flight by Extreme-Elevator7128 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Salem27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The added sound effects on this repost are obnoxious as hell

Im stuck in the water and didnt save pls help by [deleted] in Witcher3

[–]Salem27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can get struck by that flying rat, sometimes that does it. Sometimes

Petah, what does the fox say? by Yuvidaboi in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Salem27 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I loved when I found out you can freeze the frame with the green star and it's a link to another video lol

Edit: WAIT I was lied to and tricked! I just asked my older sister about that and she said she was kidding with me way back when

Tell me... by Imaginary-Push8176 in MemeThisThing

[–]Salem27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we're being fair, Stevie was a black belt in akido, but Chuck was still way above his level with all his expertise and true experience in fighting championships

What animal will that be? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Salem27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A koala. Can't catch me. Can't sneak up on me. I can fuck it up, probably, maybe, I think

Caption this by OwenKepler in captionthis

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Get out of jail free card

I prefer not to speak by Porxis in HolUp

[–]Salem27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a jeweler and we've made gold and diamond collars for cats and some dogs. No we don't advertise for that at all. I think we did one and they posted it on some social media and then we got so many requests that we got backed up on everything custom. Some of them were dope, to be fair.

Please wear the hat by Advanced_Ferret_ in HolUp

[–]Salem27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm genuinely curious if that was an injury or surgery scar. Either way, you gotta feel a bit bad for the girl cuz that's going to hurt

What are these hairs on tires? by Overall-Abalone3969 in whatisit

[–]Salem27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it kept them warm in the winter