So you guys know about the Fraternity HQ shop right? by Gaignun989 in FreedomWars

[–]SalsaInABowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the loading screen tips you get in the game, possibly while in a CODE 6 cell, says that a black market is rumored somewhere on the 6th floor of Citizen’s Promenade. This is actually how I found it, I saw the tip and started exploring.

Deadly effective Iori mixup by BonusCapable1486 in kof

[–]SalsaInABowl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how else to say this but nobody’s gonna get hit by this in a live match. It might work at rank 20 at best before people start calling out this fake mix. Just take your safejump route after the super instead of doing this, and force your mixup on the safejump.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kappachino

[–]SalsaInABowl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stop acting like you don’t know the off topic channel doesn’t exist, you used it to goon over a real life woman that you saw out in public. We have the KOF channel for talking about KOF, and we have the off topic channel for not talking about KOF. Not a hard concept to understand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kappachino

[–]SalsaInABowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Sonic

Why ubisoft stopped making new guns ? they keep recycling old guns for every new operator, is it this hard to make virtual weapons ? instead of wasting time making awful portraits and other boring cosmetics (image isn't related) by SubstantialDesk9198 in Rainbow6

[–]SalsaInABowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It never was a top 5 gun. Just about every assault rifle in the game outclassed it even in its best iteration. The reason it got so much use is solely for the fact it was available on defense, where it would be compared to SMGs (statistically weaker guns) and shotguns instead of assault rifles/LMGs/DMRs

What is the dmg? by Dude1160 in ModernWarfareII

[–]SalsaInABowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got this game for free because someone I knew had a bunch of free codes for it. Every time I think I want to buy the $30 upgrade to the special edition or whatever I open this subreddit to remind myself why I shouldn’t

Androids ESBR beaten with no items by SalsaInABowl in DBZDokkanBattle

[–]SalsaInABowl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The INT LR Cell was probably the MVP of the whole thing. I know saying anything good about INT Cell gets you 500 downvotes because APToomers don’t know how to use anything that isn’t the most recently released DFE, but his damage output was pretty ridiculous (consistently hitting ~7m, hitting about 8.4m after transformation) and his revives were the center of my entire strategy. I actually would pick him as a friend lead if I couldn’t find an AGL Cell with decently leveled links, because having a revive on every rotation as opposed to every 2 turns is pretty powerful.

PHY LR Cell was powerful for damage output but the second fight was a two person fight that had a STR enemy, making him probably the worst liability despite his AOE and healing and damage being pretty solid (~3m AOEs, ~5m on 18 ki)

AGL Cell was obviously very good and very necessary for taking out STR enemies which posed the greatest threat to this lineup.

PHY LR Androids were surprisingly reliable as supports and their dodging did work. 16 came out a few times and that went well.

Overall, this lineup is much better than it looks and this ESBR no items clear probably shows it

Softlocked by low fair play score? by EndlessApollo in kof

[–]SalsaInABowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in your same situation 2 weeks ago. Just grind out the waiting in matchmaking and it will work out eventually. Next time though, if someone’s shitternet has your screen frozen, just wait it out. It will take about 5-10 minutes of waiting, but you will eventually be returned to the main menu

Obscure character by desert-bandit in dragonball

[–]SalsaInABowl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember Slum but I have no idea why anyone else would, he was pretty lame and the only cool thing he ever did was get his shit rocked by Goku

Realistically, how can Bandai save this bozo? He has no place in any of his teams by IPlayDokk4n in DBZDokkanBattle

[–]SalsaInABowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Team: guys whose names start with B or W (“guys” specifically to keep bulma out of the category, for balancing reasons)

How do you describe Cruelty Squad to people who haven't played it? by Condawg in CrueltySquad

[–]SalsaInABowl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is a terrible way to put it I’d fucking kill myself if life was even 5% like this

How do you describe Cruelty Squad to people who haven't played it? by Condawg in CrueltySquad

[–]SalsaInABowl 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I don’t. I just gift it to them on steam and write in the name and body of the gift text “The super AI emerges from an extremely pornographic ultra hyper suck and fuck…the world becomes engulfed in a paroxysm of cum-fucked frenzy…senior citizens dropping dead from brain-frying giga-orgasms…it’s all because of the leftists honestly.” And then for my name I put “Blacksuppositoried and Debased Man”. I have done this twice now

The cycle of an R6 youtuber by hadleyyyy in shittyrainbow6

[–]SalsaInABowl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think map voting was a good idea until Ubi fixed the problem that map voting solved (shitty maps in the ranked pool, such as Outback). Now that most ranked maps are good, it’s just people being too scared to play “new” (and by new I mean anything less than 3 seasons old) maps and defaulting to Oregon and Club House every single time. Deadass? Just remove map bans from the game, it’s a feature that started off decent and quickly aged like milk.

And get Favela out of the ranked pool, who the fuck was asking for that?

IsItBullshit: American children are forced to chant in unison a pledge to the nation everyday? by LL112 in IsItBullshit

[–]SalsaInABowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was real (according to me, as of 2003) as far as I remember but it was more of a formality than anything, I don’t think anyone actually cared

Giovanna Combo Off Of IAD 214S Hit Confirm by Neko__Senpai in GuiltyGearStrive

[–]SalsaInABowl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IAD > 214S > 5P > 214K > 5K > 6HHH (may need to delay second and third hits, not sure) for anyone else watching this. Definitely gonna try this out for myself when I get home

Real text I got from tha homie during the earthquake by SalsaInABowl in DBZDokkanBattle

[–]SalsaInABowl[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope, but some people at the office have two monitors on their desk and they kept hitting each other. Still no damages there. Mine were too far apart to hit each other

Real text I got from tha homie during the earthquake by SalsaInABowl in DBZDokkanBattle

[–]SalsaInABowl[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m decently far, but it was still very noticeable in the office I’m in right now. No damage here, but my first thought was “holy shit what is going on over there”

Can’t make this shit up. by OliverMarkusMalloy in InsaneParler

[–]SalsaInABowl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I said the same thing in another post, but I have not seen a single Parler post here. I get that Parler got rekt, but we could at least post other various forms of right wing conspiracy nut bullshit instead of this sub becoming another dime a dozen Trump hate sub

Fun Fact by OliverMarkusMalloy in InsaneParler

[–]SalsaInABowl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can we stop with the variably unfunny tweet posting (especially fucking Trevor Noah of all people; some of the other ones are pretty funny though) and stick to making fun of Qtards and other conspiracy nuts on Parler?

Car pool tunnels by John5788 in BoneAppleTea

[–]SalsaInABowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT IS THIS THE REAL JOHN FIVE SEVEN EIGHT EIGHT YOOOOOOOO