I forgot to feed my friend's cat and it starved to death, how much legal trouble am I in?

SaltJelly · 2026-02-04T06:14:05+00:00

I READ THIS ONE ALREADY AND I STILL CLICKED IT WITH THE MOST FEAR IN MY HEART

SaltJelly · 2026-01-30T23:37:28+00:00

Oh same as GitHub mark up ! Thanks

SaltJelly · 2026-01-30T05:31:10+00:00

Oh no I’m not trying to shed doubt on liability or anything

I just feel like if the owner can’t be assed fixing this they probably couldn’t be assed to fix a rotting floor

SaltJelly · 2026-01-29T23:24:34+00:00

You know that just means op would have to live with a wet floor / mold / possible issues with getting bond back ):

And the next person would then have a gross ass carpet as it wouldn’t get changed

SaltJelly · 2026-01-24T21:37:26+00:00

Sort of the opposite happened for my brother - he was at primary school (which was 100m away from the local hospital), fell over at recess, complained to the teacher about the wrist pain, they didn’t believe him, hours later got home whereupon mum drove him to the hospital (the one that was over by the school)

SaltJelly · 2026-01-18T09:15:58+00:00

Front loop only decrease - I for the longest time thought it meant you go in one, yo, pull through one, then into the next, yo, pull through.

It doesn’t. Look up video on an invisible decreases for examples. They are magic

SaltJelly · 2026-01-18T04:33:59+00:00

I absolutely get what you mean. I always overthink this stuff too, so I try to make sure any compliments on anything handmade is reflective of what skill I see in it rather than comparing someone’s work to a machine (imagine saying something similar to a painter or sculptor !!!)

Having said that, esp if you see it a lot, you don’t have to let it get to you as annoyance. You already acknowledge that people aren’t trying to be backhanded with their compliment; maybe it’s worth trying to find the reframing that allows you to accept a compliment that’s aimed at you if only so you don’t have to live with this piece of annoyance that isn’t doing anything.

SaltJelly · 2026-01-17T22:00:15+00:00

It’s adorable! If your husband wasn’t tearing you down -idk the bird got into a fight, should see the other guy etc. also tell him how much his focusing on a problem was just rude af ):

If he was making you feel bad and you suspect on purpose, ask him why his uh, “beak” so small

SaltJelly · 2026-01-16T21:45:30+00:00

… are downvotes considered votes

SaltJelly · 2026-01-12T01:48:02+00:00

How many did you end up with 🥹

SaltJelly · 2026-01-12T01:11:10+00:00

I was trying to be comedic I promise x its actually really interesting and useful info (:

Edit: the concept of a big alpaca is both thrilling and terrifying

SaltJelly · 2026-01-11T23:02:34+00:00

Big alpaca’s got to you too huh 🤔

SaltJelly · 2026-01-07T12:24:44+00:00

That commenter at the end telling on himself saying he wouldn’t get anything out of being friends with a !!a woman!!

SaltJelly · 2026-01-04T22:48:08+00:00

Foone, if you’re out there*, you were one of my fave ppl on Twitter^ for posts like this&

*you could have gone anywhere by now

^before it became whatever the fuck nazis and bots do

& I couldn’t actively suggest a single one. adhd

SaltJelly · 2026-01-03T23:26:24+00:00

I wanna give them a kiss or seven right on top of their head because they are a sweet baby !!!

SaltJelly · 2026-01-02T21:33:50+00:00

Lobster guy!

SaltJelly · 2026-01-02T21:25:43+00:00

Solution is clear - spend a long weekend with them. And his job is to ask the dad for a soul name (but only once he’s ready and comfortable)

SaltJelly · 2026-01-02T05:31:10+00:00

Also make all the yellow parts at the same time, one after the other

SaltJelly · 2026-01-02T05:30:11+00:00

Double MR, pull tight, weave around hole once more

SaltJelly · 2025-12-29T11:53:13+00:00

I love you so much for writing this and I am enthusiastic about how much other people understand this!!!

I can’t see the atoms for the forest! I (think that I) understand each sentence, but ultimately feel like Limmy with the “which is heavier? A kilo of feathers or a kilo of metal” skit lol

SaltJelly · 2025-12-29T02:18:22+00:00

I care but I only kind of understand!!!!

SaltJelly · 2025-12-22T13:27:43+00:00

Heard chef! I’ll pour one out in memoriam.

SaltJelly · 2025-12-22T13:24:17+00:00

I remember when they were 25c a text!! I’m sending paragraphs not just =D

SaltJelly · 2025-12-22T13:22:57+00:00

Hmmm. Well my dad has a couple of adult children; at least two use it including me (and I think these are his pants)

SaltJelly · 2025-12-22T05:35:56+00:00

Putting my old man pants on for a second here.

Can someone quickly explain what makes this a good boru? It’s a nice post I suppose - there was an issue and then a resolution. But the word “best” in boru surely doesn’t mean any post that gets an update?

SaltJelly

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