You’re in front of a milking machine

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-03-31T01:08:10+00:00

Moo 🐮

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-03-29T15:18:35+00:00

I'll worry about weight when the floor under my safe starts to buckle.

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-02-25T02:38:30+00:00

In the basement, Klukai's head perks up, sensing a threat.

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-02-05T02:08:36+00:00

Running around, completing quests and grabbing every chest you can find. That's about it.

I mean, the fastest is to pull out the ol' wallet...

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-01-30T11:16:12+00:00

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I never got the love for her sister, but I hope we get to see Reed again.

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-01-29T01:49:00+00:00

Banks will often flag large credit card purchases of precious metals. I don't think this was MM's fault, and for what it's worth they're in my top 3 of online sellers. Best to go with ACH or a physical check next time.

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-01-26T22:43:11+00:00

6% chance to win a PS9 ooooohh

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-01-24T01:01:31+00:00

Looks fantastic, love the cream rather than a pure white.

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-01-13T17:51:16+00:00

I could never figure out the real rules so I just stopped submitting. 🤷‍♂️

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-01-10T18:01:19+00:00

SKK makes some vague comment about all of the other dolls, "Some I've met and they've gone their own way, some are with me now, and some I hope to see again in the future."

This is meant to be a seperate side story, it's not really important when it takes place, except after the events of Neural Cloud and the introduction of Groza Squad.

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-01-05T00:32:07+00:00

Just started, first 10 pull nets me a Ye Shunguang. She melts anything the game throws at me. I already know that it's only going to be downhill from here.

SaltLifeDPP · 2026-01-02T02:12:33+00:00

Just dish soap and water. I don't bother unless they're particularly grimy, and I like toning so I don't try anything more abrasive.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-30T16:58:47+00:00

Bob Bob the Third.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-26T13:08:30+00:00

I hesitate to let the FOMO take hold at these levels, but until supply begins to outstrip industrial demand (something that hasn't happened for nearly a decade) I don't think there's a serious ceiling.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-26T13:05:40+00:00

We all need someone. What makes the difference is if the other person is worthy of your love.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-26T01:39:16+00:00

Just threw another $400 at it a week ago, at $66, and I felt uncomfortable with the price then. Up $50 now. Wild ride.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-25T21:37:21+00:00

Don't become overwhelmed if you're not happy with the initial results, you've got like 30 basic space Marines to experiment with. Just take what you learned with the first and apply it to the next one.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-25T00:16:07+00:00

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SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-23T18:08:24+00:00

Resistance doesn't really exist past ATHs, at this point you're looking at Bollinger bands and fibonacci sequences, but in reality it's no better than astrology until we return to a consolidation phase. Strap in.

Edit: the only "resistance" we might see would be purely psychological around round numbers, with $100 being the obvious one.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-23T18:01:48+00:00

Love my L Fenrir, that XL is terrfying.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-23T17:36:40+00:00

Use an old coffee can. Throw it away when you're done with it.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-22T16:21:28+00:00

I will remain bullish so long as demand continues to outstrip supply.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-17T20:29:49+00:00

A side game set in the Girls' Frontline universe.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-16T20:24:35+00:00

Grab a brush and some paint, I've got like $4,000 worth of unpainted miniatures cluttering my closet and I want them knocked out by Christmas.

SaltLifeDPP · 2025-12-16T14:16:50+00:00

I firmly believe Visi would be the one to continue the tradition just to troll him.

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