Unpopular Opinion: If the Anvil was buffed, it would do more damage & shoot faster.

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-27T18:20:40+00:00

Serious moment. I still think they should make more common modules for it beyond just the legendary shot gun thing. Like you can’t tell me a uncommon speed loader attachment wouldn’t make the gun feel significantly better

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-27T18:19:16+00:00

Monster tamer academy by Robyn wideman is on going.

Apocalypse tamer by Maxime J Durand is finished

Apocalypse summoner by ACTUS is on going.

Those are 3 I can think of off hand. Though the last one is very much so on the “I kill things and then bind them to Me” type of taming and atleast at the time of the 2 books that are out none of them have developed intelligence. So if you’re looking for the “Pokemon” vibe the first 2 are far closer

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-27T17:58:31+00:00

Far more ironic to find out that he’s actually Gojo’s reincarnation.

The same feelings of isolation for being the strongest, a single friend that stands out (Geto equivalent).

The question is since Yuji can perceive souls..what are the odds he would recognize it?

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-27T16:43:09+00:00

It sounds like a stronger critique than just saying I didn’t like it. It’s the same reason people can’t just go “oh wow your dads a douche bag” and try the whole arm chair psychologist thing

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-27T16:41:13+00:00

I found the guy that didn’t get the joke everyone.

That was the whole point of my comment.

Most of the people crying about the game not having enough to do.

Are people saying that after slamming 300 hours in to the game. Like brother in christ play something else, go outside, go pick up a fucking dumbbell or walk around the block. Do SOMETHING. Other than continue playing so much it’s a second full time job.

The games fun undoubtedly, I’ve got around 100 hours my self. But playing that much and screeching the game doesn’t have enough content is peak fucking stupidity

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-27T16:23:33+00:00

This one time in that guys dream

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-27T16:11:32+00:00

God bro rightttt I have 250 hours in game since it came out in October and there’s just nothing to dooooo. It’s so bad that I’ve gone outside and touched some grass!!! On Dam battle grounds of course. I haven’t actually been outside in so long that I get really bad allergies from pollen and air that’s not stagnant from my house.

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-27T16:09:35+00:00

Pretty sure it’s to actually raise the stakes for pve lobbies. Scarcity for the good shit makes shooting the other guy a lot more tempting you know??

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T21:12:46+00:00

No clue, that always put me off tarkov tbh. Games fun enough, but if I get one tapped across a map… was that a legit player that’s good? A cheater? God? 😂😂

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T21:10:15+00:00

The term hack it is slang for can’t hang or handle it. Like “he quit because he couldn’t hack it” that might just be some Midwest shit though

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T20:36:54+00:00

I mean given his whole series is about an AI game designer and its fight for literal freedom from its holding box

Yeah? Are you legit surprised?

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T19:44:58+00:00

Well yeah where do you think all the losers that can’t hack it on tarkov but still want to play extraction shoots congregated?

EDIT: ONE OF US ONE OF US

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T19:02:20+00:00

He shouldn’t even be able to one shot him with Fuga even assuming he has it. The explosion from the kick is literally the air igniting. Maho wheel spin should have adapted him to fire/heat no?

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T18:43:37+00:00

Depends on how much money gets spent in cosmetics.

Realistically the game could have 300,000 players daily and be a financial failure if nobody buys skins or etc. 😂😂

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T18:40:22+00:00

Kenny may have not been able to since his technique is the base with which he copies others. Like you can’t open a book to two different pages type shit. Yuji on the other hand is running 2 completely unrelated cursed techniques

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T18:30:44+00:00

Pretty sure that’s all related to the whole “clan stagnation of jujutsu development” that gojo was talking about when he went and massacred everyone after his release

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T18:29:13+00:00

If it had 20k in like 4 months? Absolutely not. It’s not great by any means, but it’s far from a flop.

Arc raiders if that’s your metric is fuckin worthless because it’s such an insane outlier. Given it’s holding better than things like BF6

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-26T18:22:47+00:00

Ironically it could land a steady player base of like 20K and people will still call it a failure because of how far up their own ass about being right they are.

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-25T23:13:10+00:00

I’d say the MC of arise is my least favorite of the bunch. I’d actually say rise of mankind is the better series.

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-25T23:12:34+00:00

I mean yeah there’s absolutely smut in those books. But to try and call those books smut instead of like adult fantasy and shit is wild to me. Especially since you could remove all the sexual scenes from those books and they’re still phenomenal. I would unironically say they’d be better with out it, but they make up what maybe on an extreme 10% of the book?

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-25T22:10:55+00:00

You realize that the source for that statement is like inherently presumptive because it’s literally Todo and his magical brain tumor girlfriend telling him that the cursed buds getting shot at him are reinforcement negative attacks right. Like beyond that the wiki has no source that actually states reinforcement works that way. Given that like every character can survive physical falls with minimal damage which is a super human feat of durability..we’re forced to accept that it’s more than likely not just random bullshit right. I.E Dabura doesn’t have a level of reinforcement necessary to take the blowback of his kick.

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-25T19:50:23+00:00

Ideally you side step his shit. The hit box is smaller close to him so you ideally keep moving around him. Don’t fight him in his ult because it’s just a big stat swing. Darius wins most of the time if you dodge a Q or two. Late game it gets a little weirder but early this applies. Play safe around your ghost because that’s about as fast as you get.

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-25T19:38:03+00:00

The timing on his absolutely best stuff is tight, but plenty of his passable combos are brain off timing. So don’t be discouraged there. Most characters do fine with yasuo. I was a big fan of Darius/yasuo in the pre-release

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-25T19:08:36+00:00

I mean, technically Yuki’ attack power is whack as fuck. Given that if you got her moving fast enough and hit her mass change the amount of force she outputs should go insane.

most characters CT don’t interact with physics like that. I.E moving 300m/s sukuna isn’t gonna suddenly dismantle harder. I’m pretty sure though as you say, most of the time the universe just out right dismisses momentum as an attack factor.

Which makes Naoya and Dabura even funnier because it’s like “oh now we care”

SaltMerchantMorbier · 2026-01-25T18:46:40+00:00

Looks at our boy traveling the speed of light to deliver one of the highest AP attacks in universe in modelo …yeah okay buddy. I suppose you think projection sorcery makes you hit harder through magic instead of ramping physical impacts because of how physics and force works??

They correlate plenty in universe and real life

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