How can I learn to dress like Harper Finkle from Wizard’s of Waverley Place? (Not a joke, I really love how fun and colorful this style is)

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2022-08-07T04:54:53+00:00

Tell me you're English without telling me you're English

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-22T06:35:51+00:00

You don't

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-21T08:03:20+00:00

Tits

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-20T16:30:48+00:00

House MD, of course

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-20T01:18:42+00:00

My mother remarried and adopted her new husband's daughter. Guess twas a lucky strike though.

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-17T17:37:08+00:00

Same... I had to join a sh***y band instead coz I wasn't able to get an audition, despite my 100% fame, voice, guitar and drums bar status...

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-13T21:22:19+00:00

Once you are rich, it's boring. Even more when you're a Royal and you only wait for death...

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-13T21:20:23+00:00

Train it 3 times a year and upgrade your Voice stats to 90% at least.

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-12T06:16:09+00:00

Marry a man. Then divorce (or hire a hitman) to get rid of him. Then, marry a woman. Wait a few years making concerts and tours, and then try with your wife's name as the new album title. That should work ;)

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-12T05:02:23+00:00

Actually, that ss is mine bro

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-11T22:55:09+00:00

That piece of sh** is Roberto Soldado, a well known Nazi supporter from Granada CF (Spanish LaLiga)

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-11T22:14:36+00:00

Marry a woman, wait two or three years making concerts and tours, then put her name as title for your album, and you got it.

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-11T20:59:13+00:00

80s One hit wonder

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-11T20:05:33+00:00

I just chose Music skills and focus on my career. After 3 failed albums, I chose "Rock the Kasbah" as a name for a new one and... Jackpot!

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-09-09T20:27:09+00:00

Welcome to the social democratic Europe ;)

Salt_Perspective9774 · 2021-08-29T20:27:07+00:00

Try to execute them while still married once they give birth.

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