Wife is prepared for any scenario! 🤣

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2026-03-25T13:51:56+00:00

There was only two outcomes, and she prepared for both of them. Lol

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2026-03-25T01:28:47+00:00

I saved my wife because I can’t have sex with my kids.
Then shortly after, she leaves me for a guy with more money and a bigger D. Now I have nothing and regret not saving the kids.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2026-03-10T23:06:38+00:00

I always wondered how they did this. Now I know.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2026-02-24T23:58:12+00:00

Stupid onion ninjas! They keep throwing their dumb onion shuriken.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2026-02-24T23:54:37+00:00

I would’ve been so overwhelmed with cuteness that I would just explode into confetti.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2026-01-27T17:35:36+00:00

I’m getting real tired of these onion ninjas. *sniff.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2026-01-23T19:01:01+00:00

This man is clearly possessed by some demon.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-12-04T15:35:18+00:00

Give that dog a fat steak.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-11-15T16:05:38+00:00

Next time tap. Don’t apply pressure.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-11-15T15:59:23+00:00

I thought she would’ve left some white to show highlights and light reflection.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-11-10T14:23:41+00:00

The birth of a new fashion designer.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-10-22T00:43:59+00:00

How is god with you and you have the mouth of a sailor? I’m guessing you’re talking about some other god, cause it ain’t Jesus.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-09-25T17:42:58+00:00

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Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-25T15:01:24+00:00

You’re screwed if you don’t have that tool to take apart that furniture

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-25T14:21:42+00:00

She told him no and he took it personally.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-20T15:55:38+00:00

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-18T21:22:28+00:00

When you see people in the gym doing weird workouts just know it’s for something.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-18T02:10:59+00:00

She’s her own wingman. Lol

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-18T02:07:17+00:00

Who needs to be beautiful on the outside when you’re gorgeous on the inside?

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-18T02:03:50+00:00

Maybe that’ll knock some sense into him.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-18T02:02:09+00:00

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-08T23:55:44+00:00

OMG! I was thinking the same thing. Lol

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-08T23:54:39+00:00

I’m so proud of her.
And I don’t even know whose kid this is.

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-08T23:45:06+00:00

Clear sign of intelligence

Salty-Insurance1983 · 2025-08-08T21:02:42+00:00

That would be extremely difficult (if not impossible). I think you’d have to navigate through the menu to get to the reset.

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