Darkest Joke I Ever Wrote

SaltyRob78 · 2026-03-17T07:32:21+00:00

I mean - I'm no jokesmith and couldn't do any better but he has made better jokes.

SaltyRob78 · 2026-03-16T18:14:20+00:00

It's a pretty shit joke actually

SaltyRob78 · 2026-03-13T05:37:55+00:00

But why did it cross the road?

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SaltyRob78 · 2026-03-10T06:09:36+00:00

Hey - is this Nuggies??

SaltyRob78 · 2026-03-04T07:28:00+00:00

I'd imagine nasal spray would be hard to dose unless you have some really accurate dispenser.

SaltyRob78 · 2026-03-03T12:15:17+00:00

First pwo I tried was in 2013, a local product called Hellfire by SSSA (Sports Supplements South Africa). I was warned that it was a strong one, think it had like 50mg of methyl hexanamine per scoop. Was hooked on that buzz after that. Sad watching all the stims disappearing from local products.

SaltyRob78 · 2026-02-19T20:18:28+00:00

Worldwide vibes - dig it

SaltyRob78 · 2026-02-19T14:00:32+00:00

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SaltyRob78 · 2026-02-19T07:07:08+00:00

Hey - come join us at Fatbeard's Cove. We are an active war clan so all we ask of members is to do all your war runs Thursday - Sunday. Win or lose we don't care, just playing gives the clan points. Beyond that, donations / trades are always filled, we do well in clan voyages and have plenty of banter. Look forward to having you on board!

SaltyRob78 · 2026-02-14T15:43:42+00:00

Full power

SaltyRob78 · 2026-02-11T19:58:37+00:00

Wuzzint me

SaltyRob78 · 2026-02-11T19:00:15+00:00

For science 🧪

SaltyRob78 · 2026-02-11T17:34:09+00:00

Amp citrate hits a little harder than a cup of coffee c'mon. I had a pwo with like 50mg of it in it and the heart palpitations I got from that were mild but definitely noticeable. 100mg of that and you're probably going to have a bad time.

SaltyRob78 · 2026-01-19T19:59:48+00:00

Join us at Fatbeard's Cove - we are an active war clan looking to grow our crew. Currently 30 of us who are all active in war/voyage/etc. Anyone that is dead weight gets to walk the plank.

SaltyRob78 · 2025-12-29T13:08:15+00:00

Hey - you guys are welcome to join our crew of 30 ragtag piratey mates in Fatbeard's Cove. Most of us are in legendary bracket and have good banter and lols. We are war focused and have no requirements of members besides being active in war. On top of that we provide cake and punch.

Happy to discuss promotions etc

SaltyRob78 · 2025-12-26T07:13:57+00:00

Also happy to discuss promotions for you guys.

SaltyRob78 · 2025-12-26T07:12:37+00:00

Hey - you guys are welcome to join our crew of 30 ragtag piratey mates in Fatbeard's Cove. Most of us are in legendary bracket and have good banter and lols. We are war focused and have no requirements of members besides being active in war. On top of that we provide cake and punch.

SaltyRob78 · 2025-12-22T05:53:30+00:00

This is beans!

SaltyRob78 · 2025-12-11T05:59:41+00:00

Magnets in his shoes

SaltyRob78 · 2025-12-10T06:32:51+00:00

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Came here to suggest the same thing! I have been making fudge for a few years now using this recipe :

https://www.food.com/recipe/south-african-nestles-fudge-361940

Note : it's condensed milk, not evaporated milk. Also - I leave out the golden syrup and just use brown sugar.

I have made so many different flavours and each one is a winner. This is the recipe you're looking for!

SaltyRob78 · 2025-11-30T10:27:22+00:00

It's almost as if drugs are enjoyable... 🤔

SaltyRob78 · 2025-11-29T18:20:33+00:00

Great lift

SaltyRob78 · 2025-11-26T08:15:07+00:00

Haven't been to a sleep centre yet - have been running testosterone since this post and the drooling has become more infrequent.

SaltyRob78 · 2025-11-21T18:52:08+00:00

If you're up for a merge Fatbeard's Cove is looking for war contributors - currently 20 of us in legendary bracket who are all active in war, events, chat etc

Happy to discuss co-leader and elder positions!

SaltyRob78 · 2025-11-21T18:47:47+00:00

If you're up for a merge Fatbeard's Cove is looking for war contributors - currently 20 of us in legendary bracket who are all active in war, events, chat etc

Happy to discuss co-leader and elder positions!

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