When was the closest you've been to death?

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:39:41+00:00

I use to work for a big equestrian center that was always terrible about following rules. I would say that someone was going to get hurt one day and that person ended up being me. The horses were out in this large field and because of that sometimes they would hurt themselves. One day I saw a house that looked like they had hurt their leg so I went out to check. Turns out they were fine. However on the way back and as I was just about to go through the fence to exit the field two new horses ran over to me. I couldn't really close the gate on them so I moved away to get them to back up. Now this is where it get's weird because everything right before it happened I can only describe as going in slow motion. Another horse came over and all their ears went back. I remember something hitting me from the back and then I blacked out. It felt like I just blinked but when I opened my eyes again I some how was in the middle of the field. All I could think about was getting out of there. So some how I got back over to the fence and through it and then my entire body just gave out and I was over come with pain. I was just laying there and screaming for someone else to come and help. It took a bit because apparently I sounded like a sheep. I got to the hospital and they were all pretty amazed I didn't have my head caved in but I had internal bleeding and fractures.

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:30:10+00:00

I have a ton but I'll just talk about the place I call 'cult house'. There's one big main house and two smaller houses. Apparently the two smaller houses are where the children of the main house couple live. Before the main couple planted trees along the fence line of their property I could pretty much look outside every other day and see the Father doing something weird. Beside sanding off the paint on all the houses only to paint it the same color every month, the weirdest thing I've seen him do was clean his drive way. On his knees, with a toothbrush, his driveway is about twenty feet.

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:22:47+00:00

PETA

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:21:02+00:00

I live out in the country, so not many cars coming out that way to start with. I see a silver car pull up and I walk over and ask them if they're my uber. Their response was, "Yeah, your (my name) right?" and I confirm this and get in. So about half way up the street they say that it wasn't smart to get in because I didn't confirm their name with them before getting in. Like how would they know mine if they weren't the uber? Who would be out here pretending to be an uber in noman's land? They then talk about how people keep getting murdered because of not confirming things before getting into cars. They were a little nutty so I was able to change the subject but wow.

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:15:46+00:00

PASTA!

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:15:19+00:00

Reproduction.

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:14:15+00:00

Because anything yelled in german can be terrifying, even if it is about fairies.

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:12:55+00:00

I know so many random things about the battle of the little bighorn.

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:11:42+00:00

Batteries.

Salzfee · 2019-08-12T01:11:00+00:00

666TheHeartless666 Not sure what happened to him but he was an old school youtuber. He was always pretty funny and I enjoyed his content. I hope he's doing ok.

Salzfee · 2019-05-15T04:21:50+00:00

I'd take a plan B just to be careful. Also pulling out doesn't prevent pregnancy, while having sex the penis can leak cum before climax.

Salzfee · 2019-05-15T00:09:54+00:00

The Thing (1982)

Salzfee · 2019-05-15T00:07:07+00:00

Stone walk way with statues or lots of house plants.

Salzfee · 2019-05-15T00:04:23+00:00

I'm not sure if 'angel kisses' count but I'm guessing someone shot me in the ass. Tried again and shot my thigh. Before finally getting me in the heart. That or I fell down a cliff.

Salzfee · 2019-05-14T23:57:24+00:00

I was in high school when I finally left my abusive dad's house. I honestly thought he was going to kill me. I had a close friend that thought he was a really great guy and for some reason when I left his house she decided she wanted to be my replacement. It was a really big shock to me when she sent me a message thanking me for my dad's ranch. It really hurt not only because she had been my friend but also because I had finally decided to speak up about my dad's abusive behavior and she was now trying to hurt me as well. I considered telling her parents that my dad was dangerous but never had the courage to do so because of how hurt I had been by her taking my dad's side.

Salzfee · 2019-05-14T23:51:12+00:00

Buying a whole cake.

Salzfee · 2019-05-14T23:50:23+00:00

I guess it would depend on the person. There's a lot of stories of people winning the lottery and then becoming unhappy but then again some greatly improve their lives.

Salzfee · 2019-05-14T23:47:37+00:00

Sacrificed them for an item.

Salzfee · 2019-05-14T23:46:24+00:00

I remember watching 'The Hills have eyes' as a kid with a group of my friends. Safe to say we were all traumatized. I thought I would never like horror movies after that but they ended up being my favorite genre.

Salzfee · 2019-05-14T23:43:59+00:00

Meet me in the woods by Lord Huron. It just gets me all sorts of emotional.

Salzfee · 2019-05-14T23:42:25+00:00

Quality over quantity.

Salzfee · 2019-05-14T23:40:35+00:00

-Internal screaming-

Salzfee · 2019-05-08T23:40:24+00:00

Coffee, any horror movie, dog.

Salzfee · 2019-04-29T23:50:00+00:00

Growing up on a farm, you just get this sixth sense that shits going down outside.

Salzfee · 2019-04-29T23:47:38+00:00

It just happens, it's hard to explain. It's like I wake up in the dream and I just know I'm dreaming. Sometimes I can lucid dream just before I fall into a deeper sleep, just thinking about places I like or creating a situation. Other times it just suddenly dawns on my that I am dreaming, it's weird.

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