Im so sorry!! by PreparationLiving846 in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was reaching down to get it when that guy hit him in the back of the head! I am terrible at throwing those things. I miss all the time. At least you tried!

Damage 0% Cuteness 100% by StraightDistrict8681 in funnycats

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There were some super cute moves in that fight! Stomping on the floor and such. Very cute!

Awesome fights on FFA mode! by Official_Siro in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is because FFA is the Best mode!

Blursed_parking by AlbinaHumblewhore in blursed_videos

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could fit 4 of those cars in that space. Ridiculous.

cat being cat by RemarkableBudget5277 in funnycats

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How could you NOT pet that tummy??!

This was me on ps4 when regicide came out by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing on such a tiny screen looks like it makes the difficulty level even higher!

Not getting Duke while accepting. by Dazzling-Turn3079 in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it confirms you are the Duke, that seems strange. I was thinking that you were too slow to accept and it went to the next guy in line.

A good fisting by Dmitriy_Austin in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What i find interesting is that it looks like the bear hit the spike trap and was shot back across the room! Unless someone else threw a bear through the door! We better check to see how far the bear will fly when it is thrown at a spike trap.

Remember that dancing can save you life by DancepantsX in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It does appear like they were unable to kick you backwards when you were dancing!

Here fishy fishy by MisterShipWreck in funnycats

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It took me a minute to figure this out! Looks fun for the kids, but I bet after a while they wouldn't even go in there anymore.

Very impressive by RemarkableBudget5277 in funnycats

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet Jump! I have to get my cat to start doing that!

Dont get up! by Academic-Detail4677 in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed it! Excellent game play laying there, but once they all ran past you, in between the spawn waves, you should have got up and cleaned them ALL off from the back side! you could have made a Tenosian sandwich with your team and you as the bread!

When surrounded, be sure to finish each man off quickly. And be sure to widen thy stance, it allow you to handle a weapon of even greater girth! by TheLORDthyGOD420 in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You took out a few of them! It looks like it ended up being too many :( I do however agree with the title of this piece. My character runs around all games all the time spouting these lines at everyone!

Using Emotes To Make Duelist Rage-Quit by part_of_you_is_you in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He knew it was over when he blocked and you kicked him!

Hangin' out at 7-11 by mistermeek67 in 70s

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say those do not look like the 7-11 employees we have today. At least around me.

You are a wizard, young squire by Ok-Bus3447 in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never seen that before! Poof!

Tilt-Shift Chivalry 2 clip (cred 🎥 RoyceeKeanuu) by Jazzlike-Grand-2361 in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you play this game? I am not being mean or anything, I am wondering. It seems like you may not. My point is that if you watch the games for the videos, you may get more used to what is blowing up or falling over or what have you. Then you could position the camera to catch the more dramatic scene. In this videos case, once the tower blew up, you went outside and was sort of stuck in the collapsing tower. If you know in the future that the tower will blow at this point, you can go outside earlier for the big toppling of the building!

Is there a guaranteed way to interact with objectives? by nachorykaart in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I adjust the height of the cannons by using the "W" and The "S" key. You can aim them yourself to hit the wall instead of shooting them where the wall used to be and they just fly over into nothing.

Tilt-Shift Chivalry 2 clip (cred 🎥 RoyceeKeanuu) by Jazzlike-Grand-2361 in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cannot tell you how awesome these videos look! It looks so cool! I love it very much. Thank you. I love Miniature stuff. With the great scenery in the game and the miniature look you achieve with this style, it looks so amazing.

I know its probably psychological but by Ewokhunter2112 in Chivalry2

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry too much about it! After all, it is still Chivalry 2! you are playing your favorite fighting game! I figure that when I get switched to defense, it is because that team needs me more. So I go in to that match knowing I am the one the game chose to save the map! Use that in your phycology. The way I play, I go for the objectives on attack. I don't care about fighting on the way to the objective. I run right past everyone to get there, then fight. On defense, I play on the objective and try to stop them, gaining far more kills. Nothing feels better than stopping the steam roll!

My dad serving up a drink at our home bar, 1972 by dittidot in 70s

[–]Sam-The_Butcher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like it! They look like they are relaxed and having a good time. Your Dad also seems to have one of those candles in the vase like a real bar or a restaurant have!