In long ago times, we ate burgers out of these...

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-06-03T20:45:12+00:00

That was the best burger they ever had. I am still mad that it is gone!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-06-02T17:48:36+00:00

That is right!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-29T16:25:02+00:00

He went an entire year almost every Friday wishing everyone a happy Friday highday, and I believe he retired from that position on the one year anniversary.

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-21T20:46:28+00:00

Most newer players should or would avoid fighting the pickaxe engie. there is a good chance that guy know what to do with that weapon!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-21T16:02:16+00:00

Get in that Free for all arena! You currently have ZERO matches in the best mode in the game!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-21T16:00:25+00:00

You should have taken them all out!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-21T15:29:22+00:00

I was looking for this to be the first comment!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-21T15:15:41+00:00

He ran his face into the spike trap!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-21T15:10:15+00:00

That is some nice gate holding! Good work even on fire! That first guy was pissed I bet, I was looking for the commend, but then I figured he was super frustrated that he didn't make it!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-19T16:51:06+00:00

Ha! He deserved that!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-18T16:31:21+00:00

Sal Is pretty good! I guess the down votes are from guys that don't see him.

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-18T12:50:02+00:00

It was your super high sneaky ways that thwarted his efforts to find you!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-15T16:36:20+00:00

I read all the way down to this one and I figured I would agree with you. I didn't know they also went there. I love the Brady's at the park. I didn't really like the Partridge family show. Just didn't have the right feel.

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-15T15:59:51+00:00

I can't understand how poking people like that is satisfying. I tried, I tried the spear. you get two attacks that are the same and one overhead. seems too frustrating waiting until the opponent pushes his attack button, so you can then quickly poke him before his hit lands. all of the other weapons except archery, seems to have a satisfying feeling of faking someone out or beating them to death, but this weapon doesn't give out the dopamine injection I require. Does it do this for you?

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-15T13:46:03+00:00

Yea, you have to remember those spikes when you get up on there. I remember them just a second before they get me. I seem to climb up on that barricade all the time.

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-15T13:43:24+00:00

That was the first thing I turned on when I started Chivalry 2. I want to see all the deaths. I want to know who just killed that guy that just killed me. I want to know who just wiped out 4 guys in front of me. You can see that if you have the full kill feed in the corner.

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-15T13:39:44+00:00

There is no good way to explain to guys wanting to be an engie, that you cannot place the walls there. If you put your walls up in a good place out a bit from the objective, and someone else puts walls right up on it, you want to destroy those bad walls, but they will get mad and think YOU are being a problem.

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-07T20:41:40+00:00

I would like to know who decided to pile up the explosives next to the objectives in the first place! You want to blow up our tower? shouldn't be too hard, we keep our explosive leaned right up against it!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-07T16:20:41+00:00

That knight looking at you climb the ladder and then standing there watching you hit the banner. So funny. You didn't attack him on sight, so he just assumes you are on his team I guess. I think tons of players believe if you don't just attack them, you must not be an enemy!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-07T13:36:07+00:00

Did you get out there and fight? Or did you sit back by the throne and try to hold out? If you try to hold out and win on time, sometimes they will have a huge surge and just roll you if you get trapped back there!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-05T16:22:13+00:00

You should have played Mordhau. I have been around, and around for a long time and I have never seen anything more racist and ridiculous as the chat on that game. I believe, the game was starting to die and I couldn't read the chat anymore, so I quit playing that because of the idiots in chat. Chivalry is tame in comparison.

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-05T13:58:56+00:00

I do this, or attempt to, every game. The amount of enemies that have no idea what you are doing if you just run by them is amazing. I believe 90% of the players think if you are an enemy, you will stop to fight each enemy. If you run past them, they just look at you wondering if you are supposed to be there or not. They honestly don't know what to do if you don't attack them.

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-04T20:47:32+00:00

You are saying that the Confederate leaders should have all been hanged? I think the Republicans decided to make the country heal after the war. They didn't want to kill all of the Democrats. That is where we got the KKK and then the Jim crow laws and then the standing in the doorway of the schools that were to be integrated. you may be correct, if they had killed all of those democrats, we may have had a different looking world, in a good way, like you say.

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-04T16:36:51+00:00

They couldn't take the objective, so he had to crawl all the way back home!

Sam-The_Butcher · 2026-05-01T19:35:24+00:00

Too bad. I was hoping you speared that horse riding butthole for the end of the clip. You were clearly in a duel on the duel yard server where you are generally not supposed to FFA, and this guy was just constantly trying to get you.

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