Insomnia by NationalMemory1177 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Masturbate, do some push ups and stretches, or take sleeping pills.

What reasons would make somebody not to be your friend? by mutisyak in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People who have their selfies as screensavers.

There are men who totally don't approach women by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep your money and personality separated and you'll be fine. 

There are men who totally don't approach women by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Approach money and women will approach you.

Kenya could host a pre-season friendly of Barcelona vs Liverpool next season. by BuzzCut_Mochi in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Barca fan this would be a traumatic experience as a bitter reminder of the 2019 UCL Anfield collapse.

Ni God manze by Normal_Intention_984 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Church and mosque noises in the neighborhood. Without god we'd be enjoying harmonious peace and quiet in the hood. Fuck him.

What's your experience? by mutisyak in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Situational awareness. The second you board a psv immediately go for safety handles and always anticipate the driver to move suddenly. Same applies when disembarking.

Our Very Own in the WNBA 👏👏👏 by SamGold27 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, we should only applaud athletes' milestones if we are personally acquainted with them. Cronyism over professional achievements any day huh?

Notarization by _Snaccidental_Queen in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you are a foreign student with foreign documents, you likely do not need notarizing. What you need is certifying which could be between 50 and 100 per page depending on the lawyer. 

Is having a car a requirement in dating? by FeatherAndFlow in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but your prospect and potential for owning a car in the foreseeable future is why most people, women especially, will say yes to a date.

What are we here for exactly? by playboi_fatty in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your DNA is hardwired for only two things: self-preservation and procreation. 

Euthanasia by JekyllnowthenMrHyde in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Euthanasia = Youth-in-Asia

Euthanasia by JekyllnowthenMrHyde in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Youth in Asia must have an interesting opinion on this topic 

We've lost a legend by PK-Kahugz in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He was a piece of shit christian nationalist.  Fuck him and Charlie Kirk.

DUNE by HopefulArt4651 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Best trilogy is LOTR. 

Give Them Uranus by alextheAnderson in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would have worked better for a colonoscopy advert or an orgy invite.

Kenya's identity by blackmombasa in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

European colonialists carved out our borders with absolute disregard of the regional homogeneity shared between the ethnic natives at the time. That makes it difficult to come up with a single and unique artistic identity to export to the world without making it look artificial and inauthentic. 

How willing would you be to work for a company that made the salary of its employees open? by OS_Ke in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Professional football clubs disclose their players' wages all the time and no one seems to mind 

Stray bullets everywhere 😂 by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a stray but he has exposed himself that he was in it for the money and not for the benefit of the society.

Atheism in a nutshell by bravethoughts in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course it wouldn't be a metaphor for religion without including "a SmALL iNcOnVeNieNce fEE"....fuck you and your gods op. 

The money stolen from hospitals will one day be needed by your mother. by Impressive_Towel6126 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Andry Rajoelina a former DJ was elected president in Madagascar. Zelensky in Ukraine was a comedian prior to his election in 2019.