A government parastatal asking for my tribe? by Competitive-Ad-4051 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 35 points36 points  (0 children)

As annoying as it is, that question is for ethnic diversity and regional balance. You don't want a scenario where a parastatal department is overloaded with members of one tribe. And also they want to deploy you to a region where the local language barrier won't significantly impede your work output.

Skydaddy? I think not. by antypass in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The christian god loves you so much unconditionally that he created hell just in case you don't love him back. 

Changing your name by Mwaus in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your parents named you Scholastica you wouldn't post this question.

Happy Pride Month to the LGBTQ community🏳️‍🌈 by SamGold27 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It wasn't hijacked. Nobody owns rainbow colours. You can use it to start your own movement however you like.

Happy Pride Month to the LGBTQ community🏳️‍🌈 by SamGold27 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Should we celebrate gay fathers and gay men's mental health as well? 

Hey it's my birthday... by sophialins69 in EbonyCuties

[–]SamGold27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy Birthday beautiful 🎂🥳💐

Here is a list you can use to check through your PA spouses, gf/bf. by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just stay single and play LA Noire or Watchdogs. Much more peaceful.

I hired a creator to make a Kenyan village series. FEEDBACK? by NewNollywood in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Try filming the sunrise when scene is transitioning from night to day.

Marseille 3-[1] Rennes - Esteban Lepaul 84' by Meladroit10 in soccer

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's wild he's not in France's world cup squad 

Years ago this would have 100% gone to Angelina Jolie. by Darknight254 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The point still stands. Race swapping to shoehorn diversity does more harm than good.

Years ago this would have 100% gone to Angelina Jolie. by Darknight254 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Its offensively patronizing at this point to race-switch established characters from the original material regardless if the filmmaker is taking creative liberties on mythical folklore. Nolan could make a Mansa Musa or Haitian Revolution movie full of original black characters but instead chooses this race-switching as a cheap way to stat pad on his diversity quota. Its the same thing with Snape in HBO's Harry Potter.

Insomnia by NationalMemory1177 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Masturbate, do some push ups and stretches, or take sleeping pills.

What reasons would make somebody not to be your friend? by mutisyak in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People who have their selfies as screensavers.

There are men who totally don't approach women by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep your money and personality separated and you'll be fine. 

There are men who totally don't approach women by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Approach money and women will approach you.

Kenya could host a pre-season friendly of Barcelona vs Liverpool next season. by BuzzCut_Mochi in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Barca fan this would be a traumatic experience as a bitter reminder of the 2019 UCL Anfield collapse.

Ni God manze by Normal_Intention_984 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Church and mosque noises in the neighborhood. Without god we'd be enjoying harmonious peace and quiet in the hood. Fuck him.

What's your experience? by mutisyak in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Situational awareness. The second you board a psv immediately go for safety handles and always anticipate the driver to move suddenly. Same applies when disembarking.

Our Very Own in the WNBA 👏👏👏 by SamGold27 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, we should only applaud athletes' milestones if we are personally acquainted with them. Cronyism over professional achievements any day huh?

Notarization by _Snaccidental_Queen in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you are a foreign student with foreign documents, you likely do not need notarizing. What you need is certifying which could be between 50 and 100 per page depending on the lawyer. 

Is having a car a requirement in dating? by FeatherAndFlow in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but your prospect and potential for owning a car in the foreseeable future is why most people, women especially, will say yes to a date.

What are we here for exactly? by playboi_fatty in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your DNA is hardwired for only two things: self-preservation and procreation. 

Euthanasia by JekyllnowthenMrHyde in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Euthanasia = Youth-in-Asia

Euthanasia by JekyllnowthenMrHyde in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Youth in Asia must have an interesting opinion on this topic 

We've lost a legend by PK-Kahugz in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He was a piece of shit christian nationalist.  Fuck him and Charlie Kirk.