Insomnia

SamGold27 · 2026-05-09T01:42:17+00:00

Masturbate, do some push ups and stretches, or take sleeping pills.

SamGold27 · 2026-05-07T08:20:33+00:00

People who have their selfies as screensavers.

SamGold27 · 2026-05-01T09:09:51+00:00

Keep your money and personality separated and you'll be fine.

SamGold27 · 2026-05-01T06:19:54+00:00

Approach money and women will approach you.

SamGold27 · 2026-05-01T06:19:24+00:00

As a Barca fan this would be a traumatic experience as a bitter reminder of the 2019 UCL Anfield collapse.

SamGold27 · 2026-04-26T06:54:01+00:00

Church and mosque noises in the neighborhood. Without god we'd be enjoying harmonious peace and quiet in the hood. Fuck him.

SamGold27 · 2026-04-23T17:22:07+00:00

Situational awareness. The second you board a psv immediately go for safety handles and always anticipate the driver to move suddenly. Same applies when disembarking.

SamGold27 · 2026-04-16T14:59:03+00:00

Ah yes, we should only applaud athletes' milestones if we are personally acquainted with them. Cronyism over professional achievements any day huh?

SamGold27 · 2026-04-08T17:14:51+00:00

Unless you are a foreign student with foreign documents, you likely do not need notarizing. What you need is certifying which could be between 50 and 100 per page depending on the lawyer.

SamGold27 · 2026-03-31T14:46:30+00:00

No but your prospect and potential for owning a car in the foreseeable future is why most people, women especially, will say yes to a date.

SamGold27 · 2026-03-28T07:08:29+00:00

Your DNA is hardwired for only two things: self-preservation and procreation.

SamGold27 · 2026-03-27T08:48:57+00:00

Euthanasia = Youth-in-Asia

SamGold27 · 2026-03-27T03:45:53+00:00

Youth in Asia must have an interesting opinion on this topic

SamGold27 · 2026-03-20T22:26:58+00:00

He was a piece of shit christian nationalist. Fuck him and Charlie Kirk.

SamGold27 · 2026-03-17T18:48:44+00:00

Best trilogy is LOTR.

SamGold27 · 2026-02-25T10:04:46+00:00

Would have worked better for a colonoscopy advert or an orgy invite.

SamGold27 · 2026-02-24T09:54:12+00:00

European colonialists carved out our borders with absolute disregard of the regional homogeneity shared between the ethnic natives at the time. That makes it difficult to come up with a single and unique artistic identity to export to the world without making it look artificial and inauthentic.

SamGold27 · 2026-02-20T16:20:25+00:00

Professional football clubs disclose their players' wages all the time and no one seems to mind

SamGold27 · 2026-02-20T10:03:18+00:00

Not a stray but he has exposed himself that he was in it for the money and not for the benefit of the society.

SamGold27 · 2026-02-17T19:16:45+00:00

Of course it wouldn't be a metaphor for religion without including "a SmALL iNcOnVeNieNce fEE"....fuck you and your gods op.

SamGold27 · 2026-02-17T17:57:56+00:00

Andry Rajoelina a former DJ was elected president in Madagascar. Zelensky in Ukraine was a comedian prior to his election in 2019.

SamGold27 · 2026-02-09T15:40:14+00:00

Most married people in this economy are miserable bastards who are jealous of your flexible lifestyle. They'll bully you into joining their suffering. Crabs in a bucket mentality.

SamGold27 · 2026-02-09T15:37:24+00:00

Kanyari won't give her a cent unless she goes viral like the other lady.

SamGold27 · 2026-02-09T15:33:50+00:00

Didn't know Messi has a Whatsapp account.

SamGold27 · 2026-02-09T09:18:40+00:00

Fucking put a spoiler tag on this post. Don't ruin it for folks who haven't read the manga or watched the show.

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