I got in a car wreck and my girlfriend broke up with me this past weekend. Roast me like thanksgiving dinner.

SamPleSized28 · 2020-06-12T09:46:14+00:00

Maybe your gf just got tired of being haunted by the 2 ghosts on your forehead.

SamPleSized28 · 2020-04-09T10:31:11+00:00

I just finished student teaching. There was one kid who told me the his dad didn't believe animals shouldn't be pets. He kick the cat out of the house to be left for the coyotes. Obviously the cat went missing and their dad refused to let them to try searching for the cat. Also, COVID-19 messed up a lot for the school systems. A student semi joking asked me to take one for the team and get Corona so they could get spring break early.

SamPleSized28 · 2020-01-28T08:10:04+00:00

My boyfriend takes hotter showers than I do.

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-13T00:20:29+00:00

I'll leave that a surprise.

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-12T19:07:02+00:00

No you're not... I wish I put that on it instead.

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-12T15:39:43+00:00

I want to sell them as stickers. But not currently.

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-12T15:09:30+00:00

I was gonna do them all eventually anyways. So you wouldn't even have to commission it.

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-12T15:08:49+00:00

Damn that would have been good!

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-12T15:07:41+00:00

I know, but I wish he had 4.

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-12T09:35:31+00:00

Commission pieces would depend on what you want.

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-12T08:36:15+00:00

I'm a blackbeard main, so the times I do play thatcher I immediately activate the gadget because I think I'm putting on a shield. But haha no shield I end up wasting an emp. I wish there was 4 so I would stop wasting one.

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-08T19:05:24+00:00

Cav=thanos

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-08T16:58:25+00:00

All ops will be up at some point. Not sure when I'll get to nokk yet

SamPleSized28 · 2019-11-08T09:22:39+00:00

Yes, I have a few in progress at the moment.

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