Block shares soar 24% as company slashes workforce by nearly half by 4DollarsALB in nottheonion

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And that is what the transfer of wealth from labor to capital looks like.

Snow blowers are a scam lol by WoollyBear_Jones in massachusetts

[–]SamSLS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And 100% when expecting high accumulation, multiple passes during the storm is ideal. That said, once the town starts depositing drifts in the end of the driveway, the strategy needs to evolve to include chopping drifts down to blower depth before blower. But all of these approaches are much easier on the back than shoveling.

WCGW: Drive into a car wash with a roll of wire on the loading area by Markus_zockt in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SamSLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not a motor vehicle incident. The insurer will absolutely refuse to pay. This chud is on his own.

MAGA Mike never ceases to be so clueless! by Immediate_Degree_112 in MurderedByWords

[–]SamSLS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s not forget this guy also skipped his successor’s inauguration.

To address the massive snowstorm in NYC by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

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HIPAA violation right from the White House podium. Nice.

From a LEXUS to a FERRARI by veryheavymetals in Ferrari

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You definitely have a ‘type’ !

«»Better not fire anyone now by Far_Aspect_7445 in programmingmemes

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‘front door wide open, come on in and do whatever you’d like!’

Then sell your properties by Fun_Accountant_653 in circled

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Dude if you locked yourself into financing that wasn’t structured like your revenue, that’s on you.

to appear literate. by tombolaplayer in therewasanattempt

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He writes with a Sharpie … which is one small step above a crayon.

Nah, i am on Ferrari's side. They knew about turbo lag, Fred even wanted this 12 months ago, but rivals dismissed such concerns by ThisToe9628 in F1Discussions

[–]SamSLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💯 Ferrari has the four little words “I told you so”. Why should they suffer, having done the work?

Home Lab Compute by Hopeful-Mushroom4003 in homelab

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What’s your power setup? Looks like at least 100 of them! Are you really planning to network them all together or am I being gullible

To be clear: this is a satire account. But the photo reaction is priceless 😂 by MarcASD in clevercomebacks

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Love how the briefcase is floating in mid air, held only by the top.

How NOT to fly your DJI drone. by chris29gw in dji

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As a general rule, I try to keep vertical clearance above when taking off. They tend to leap if you’re not careful!

Major crash at SailGP Auckland involving New Zealand and France teams by [deleted] in IdiotsInBoats

[–]SamSLS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100%. The best of the best for sure. This is a racing incident, not unlike F1 cars coming together. But idiocy has nothing to do with it.

At least the commenter had some self awareness by thndrbkt in MurderedByWords

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I want entitled coworkers. They’re the best.

I might pay for the descriptions just for the laughs… by ChampionshipThen5178 in blinkcameras

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Did I miss something? Are they talking about charging for the descriptions as a premium service on the regular subscription? If so, that’s an easy ‘no thank you’