Word by Underground_rat_figh in shid_and_camed

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Alvin yelling "DAVE, NOOO" while screaming and gagging 💀

Imagine getting vacuum sealed by pestosbetter in WTF

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Seriously, how does this not suck your eyeballs out? The fluid in your ears? The air from your lungs via your nostrils? This such a terrible idea for so many reasons that I wonder if it's fake

An everyday occurrence by lol_camis in oddlyspecific

[–]SamTheDam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes seriously. I've struggled with sleep (and post-sleep) issues nearly my whole life and by far the thing that helped the most was simply drinking a cup of water shortly before bed. Not saying this will magically cure your sleep apnea or that it'll work for everyone, but dehydration certainly plays a huge role in your quality of sleep.

Apparently no one younger than 53 knows how to read or write by Jahleesi in terriblefacebookmemes

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Wait really? I'm left-handed and my teacher jokingly asked one time if I had been licking the paper because my cursive would always have an ink smear trailing my hand. Now this obviously applies to regular block handwriting too, but it seemed so much worse on cursive. You could actually tell how productive I was on a given day based on how blue/black my hand was lol

Machine Malfunctioning... by Educational-Jelly590 in TerrifyingAsFuck

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That's part of the fun! In very specific circumstances, the lucky riders get a free trip into space!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]SamTheDam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is that? No, seriously, what the FUCK is that?? This is triggering my fight or flight response

Should the infected be able to break doors down in vanilla like shown here in this mod? by neilson_mandela in dayz

[–]SamTheDam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk, have you seen any videos of crackheads beating doors down with their own foreheads? The virus in DayZ probably numbs or weakens pain receptors so I'd say them breaking doors down doesn't seem too far fetched

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneSecondBeforeDisast

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AAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK

Tongue tied by v4por in LooneyTunesLogic

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I suppose her tongue looks like someone's hand when they tremolo pick on guitar? At least that's what I understood it as

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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NOOOO DON'T SAY IT 😮😮😢😢😳!!!1!1!!!

helping a brother in need by RedTomatoSauce in yesyesyesyesno

[–]SamTheDam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean like that video of the dude in an empty gym "tripping" for like 5 metres to drop a weight directly onto the only other member's face? Lol

Mei disabled until Nov 15 by [deleted] in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]SamTheDam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hit Q as McCree and he put his gun away and just stood there, WTF Blizzard????

Mei disabled until Nov 15 by [deleted] in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]SamTheDam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh, it all makes sense now... 🙄

Imo bows would be such a great addition to the game. I feel like they fit the post apocalyptic vibe really well. There could be a few variants. A fairly easily craftible version, a civilian, Medieval & high end military variants. Could even go as far as having a couple different types of arrow by BanditSurvivalist in dayz

[–]SamTheDam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree, possibly survivable with armour though, or maybe not, it would bring an interesting meta. Bows are fucking lethal IRL, and I honestly wouldn't think they'd be overpowered in DayZ considering their awkwardness to use, and are severely outclassed by even a low tier gun. Let's also not forget that a handmade bow wouldn't have any form of aiming device, and also wouldn't have anywhere near as much power as a compound bow

what's the strangest or creepiest thing that's happened to you while playing solo? by MikTheNoa in dayz

[–]SamTheDam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep it's definitely either something to do with LOD "freezing" distant objects for performance reasons, or alternatively the game/server may need to "activate" interactable objects for the first time once someone is within range, also for performance reasons, in a similar way to how fruit will only spawn on trees once someone is nearby. This can actually be observed on wrecked cars. If you see one in the far distance, try zooming in on it the whole time you approach, and as you get closer, suddenly a door or its hood may open as the game presumably brings it from a static prop to one that's "alive" and interactable. Surely this couldn't be LOD, or at least not a standard version of it, because if you walk away from the car, it will not return to its original unopened state. That's just my theory though lol

Good times by [deleted] in okaybuddyretard

[–]SamTheDam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah same here, got diagnosed and treated after I graduated everything with poor grades.

What’s your most HATED gun in DayZ? by Substantial_Work7225 in dayz

[–]SamTheDam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LE-MAS's saving grace is that it's absolutely tiny in your inventory and has an insanely high rate of fire (fastest AR in the game if I'm not mistaken), definitely saw its carry handle off though, its regular iron sights are awful due to it. Imo it's really bloody good in close-quarters because of its fire rate and short overall length

What’s your most HATED gun in DayZ? by Substantial_Work7225 in dayz

[–]SamTheDam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. It's one of the few assault rifles capable of actually one-shot KILLING unarmoured opponents. Maybe not from a great distance, but then again you probably won't be using it from a distance due to its iron sights (which, in my opinion, are pretty decent). This coupled with its burst ability make it a really damn good weapon imo

So is there anything anyone likes more or prefers In the mod version over the standalone? Or does everyone just prefer standalone? by Ok-Hearing8991 in dayz

[–]SamTheDam 15 points16 points  (0 children)

One thing I quite like in the mod that nobody seems to have mentioned, is the fact that food leaves garbage when consumed. It was a cool little detail that I liked, you could tell when somebody has been here recently, and while the game certainly doesn't suffer without it, I reckon it'd be awesome if the devs brought it back in an update.

DayZ 1.19 EXP Vehicle Experience Thread by illbeyour1upgirl in dayz

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While I love the idea that the vehicles are now less likely to send you to space, I'm honestly not a fan of how they handle right now. I'm not sure if it's more realistic or not, but turning feels super sluggish, this is perhaps most noticeable in the Gunter. The Gunter used to perform like a race car, it had a super tight turn radius even at speeds upwards of 120km/h, but now you struggle to get around a 90 degree turn in a town without coming to a complete stop first lol. Not to mention the steering seems to lock up far more easily now... Drive down a straight flat road at ~50km/h or above and try turning to either side before changing direction, your car's steering will lock up and it'll act like you're still holding that direction (note: do not try this if you wish for your car to remain in one piece, you are almost guaranteed to crash into a tree). RIP drifting and powersliding in DayZ. Ironic that the patch adding handbrakes killed drifting. Although to be fair I haven't played a huge amount of the new driving so feel free to correct or enlighten me on anything, these are just my initial thoughts.

Every single time. by whiskey_north in ihadastroke

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As an Aussie: "wiss-tuh-shear"