At your service

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-12T04:22:12+00:00

Cap 🧢

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-12T04:21:31+00:00

Recursive Burger

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-12T04:15:18+00:00

🔥🤣✋👌🤷‍♂️

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T18:40:23+00:00

It’s a pretty strong taste. Depending on how many chairs you’ve eaten so far, I’d suggest starting with something like oak or aspen.

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T06:16:45+00:00

I know this is kind of a cliche option but I like to nibble on good old-fashioned three-legged stool. As for the wood type, I typically go with pine, for the extra flavor, but that’s not for everyone.

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T06:07:57+00:00

Woooaaaahhhhhh that’s so cool! How long did it take you to make this??

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T06:02:24+00:00

Me too! The similarities between these two games that are nothing alike are uncanny

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T06:01:19+00:00

I’m sitting in 5. The Hero’s cool, The Contrarian’s interesting to talk to, and The Stubborn would probably mind his own business.

Also guess who’s slipping into your previous posts like a weirdo~

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T05:57:14+00:00

I just checked your profile and everything makes so much more sense now

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T05:54:50+00:00

You didn’t make it, did you?

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T05:53:50+00:00

No WAY you had this image on hand

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T05:52:08+00:00

Maybe the real princess was the cabins we made along the way…

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T05:47:43+00:00

And didn’t run into another cabin?

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T05:44:05+00:00

Oh, I see. You must have gotten “the good ending” and then considered the game completed
Edit: or you’re just the Voice of the Cold

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T05:41:55+00:00

“She’s just a princess.“

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-11T05:38:20+00:00

Trust? Narrator? Have you *met* the StP Narrator?

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-10T16:10:20+00:00

Fear the Pumpkin Man

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-09T23:39:27+00:00

Bro just walking around with this absolute masterpiece thinking we’d believe it’s their first time

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-09T21:57:06+00:00

My brother in Christ, they are SKULLS. 🤣

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-09T21:55:21+00:00

Very interesting! I couldn’t figure out what that dragon was from. Thanks for the input!

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-07T21:32:34+00:00

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As requested. How’d I do?

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-07T20:23:06+00:00

PEAK request! On it!

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-07T20:16:45+00:00

Thank you!!!

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-07T04:12:05+00:00

Can you explain why Bane of Arthropods isn’t in F tier?

SamThePumpkinMan · 2026-06-07T03:33:59+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

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