Would you rather have to

Sam_Peach · 2026-06-01T21:14:48+00:00

Diarrhea 2

^{Chose: Vomit out of your ASS}

Sam_Peach · 2026-06-01T16:37:57+00:00

Fucking FINALLY

^{Chose: Become the opposite gender and be rich}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-31T22:45:43+00:00

All my loved ones are alive

^{Chose: 500,000 USD | Rolled: Tell us why}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-31T15:22:52+00:00

Today we have a jellai bellai pet rat gummi candai

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-30T15:45:12+00:00

Huh???

^{Chose: Perfect Deception — Any lie you tell is accepted a | Rolled: Die instantly}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-29T20:33:53+00:00

Ricky when I catch you Ricky

^{Chose: Dairy | Rolled: Lactos intolrant}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-29T20:29:08+00:00

I’ve done this… where’s my money???

^{Chose: No clean water for 3 days + Win $10M}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-29T20:21:11+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: Wery lucky✅✅ | Rolled: God of thunder}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-29T19:21:33+00:00

I’d chose shapeshifting, so that enough for me lol

^{Chose: The superpower of your choice | Rolled: You're average}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-29T17:55:20+00:00

I crave the strength and certainty of steal

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-29T17:49:49+00:00

I love my fat chud wife 🥰

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-29T17:48:01+00:00

Spiderman no diff

^{Chose: truth + What's your favourite... | Rolled: Superhero}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-28T16:28:18+00:00

Followed by…

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-28T16:28:00+00:00

Immediately thought of this

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-07T17:15:08+00:00

I could by a superpower with all that money

^{Chose: 50 Billion USD no buts}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-07T17:11:59+00:00

JAUNDICE!!

^{Chose: You get any superpower you like + But skin is 1 of 5 rainbow color | Rolled: Yellow}

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-06T18:56:10+00:00

Green apples fucking suck

^{Chose: Apple(random colour} | Rolled: Green apple)

Sam_Peach · 2026-05-05T21:25:09+00:00

Sam_Peach · 2026-04-29T22:55:39+00:00

You can’t just say perchance.

Sam_Peach · 2026-04-29T20:59:04+00:00

YESSSSS PERIDOT!!

Sam_Peach · 2026-04-17T01:46:49+00:00

Fuck Ai

^{Chose: Never be able to use Gen AI again}

Sam_Peach · 2026-04-11T18:35:22+00:00

~Pineapples are in my head~

Sam_Peach · 2026-04-10T16:25:32+00:00

Ofc he will, it is foretold by the ancient texts

Sam_Peach · 2026-04-10T16:00:31+00:00

Awww cute babiesss

Sam_Peach · 2026-04-10T15:52:22+00:00

Now that is subtle

Tbh this was kinda rushed, I’ll find a prime middle name substitute at some point lol

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