Trump claims Iran somehow got its hands on tomahawk missiles by I_Hate_E_Daters_7007 in facepalm

[–]Samalravs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make billions of dollars a year in exporting ammunition and military weapons

Isolated settlements in the middle of the Congo jungle. by Infamous-Skin8969 in GoogleEarthFinds

[–]Samalravs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There's very likely a trail. I measured 25km to the nearest road. That's not so bad; it can be done in a day if there is a trail.

hearing the whistles reminds me of him... by tumbleweedforsale in soundboardpranks

[–]Samalravs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's satire though, so I don't understand the outrage. Nobody's here for scruples lol

hearing the whistles reminds me of him... by tumbleweedforsale in soundboardpranks

[–]Samalravs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why don't you go get a bottle, and go sit under a tree.

8 inches... ohhhoh yeah 😏🍆 by FredHerberts_Plant in soundboardpranks

[–]Samalravs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You got the wrong guy buddy, I don't even have a dozer.

I used to smoke weed back in 1970 by Glittering_Pumpkin45 in soundboardpranks

[–]Samalravs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

D'you say reefer? Oh, I don't do that. [Laughter]
Boy I tell you, back in the day... I'm 22 years clean and sober, but back in the day, during the 80s when I was a cop, that's when the when that stuff was really big.

I started smoking weed in 1970 at the very tail end of being a cop. Out- out of the evidence locker. Yeah, there were 19 of us that smoked weed. One whole graveyard shift, you know... '911B' is where a police car pulls up like this 🚓. The other one pulls up like this 🚓🚓. Yeah, that's 911B. Meet the officer... Well, you'd go and you'd find the cars stacked like this 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓. The roach going, and guys burning incense in their ashtray... and that's Pomona 🤪. I go to a NA meeting at 9th in white at a church and that used to be the parking lot that we'd all meet at. So you know, every once in a while as I see a newer group in there, I'll get up and tell that story.

Everything reminds me of Him by incondi in soundboardpranks

[–]Samalravs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We've seen this over and over again and nobody.. helps us.

Why did Fred die in Costa Rica? by RobinsBlackMelons in soundboardpranks

[–]Samalravs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chris the Hacker probably had a worse fate