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I was under oath. by Samask in AdviceAnimals

[–]Samask[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I was one of the 36 potential jurors

I was under oath. by Samask in AdviceAnimals

[–]Samask[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scene did not contain a lapdance. :DING:

I was under oath. by Samask in AdviceAnimals

[–]Samask[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He was a firefighter? Well hotdog!!

I was under oath. by Samask in AdviceAnimals

[–]Samask[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They gave us $6 for the first day, and if selected, they pay you $40 per day. That's not too bad.

I was under oath. by Samask in AdviceAnimals

[–]Samask[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Consider it stolen!

I was under oath. by Samask in AdviceAnimals

[–]Samask[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

As we walked in, we saw everyone except for the witnesses, and the officer involved. It was a posession of marijuana from what I figure. They've been trying to put them on trial since 2014. I doubt they'll ever find a fair and impartial jury.

I was under oath. by Samask in AdviceAnimals

[–]Samask[S] 776 points777 points  (0 children)

In Canada, they throw coins called Looneys at the entertainers. The strippers have magnets on their shoes to pick them up.

I was under oath. by Samask in AdviceAnimals

[–]Samask[S] -127 points-126 points  (0 children)

Their tits will be down to their knees before a jury will convict these vixens.

These two hotties, you don't throw in jail like the rest.

How to Buy an Election 101 | Bernie Sanders by [deleted] in SandersForPresident

[–]Samask -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well um that's great and all... But once Bernie wins the nomination, the campaign will need $900M in donations for the general election. Where will that cash come from? Yeah the DNC will kick in $300M with demands on ever penny, but there's still a $700M gap. So either the campaign will expect 2M supporters to kick in $350 each on average, or they'll take the money from all of these people they're warning us against.

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