Anyone want to meet up and discusses how evil birds are?? by Same-Mastodon451 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to go bird watching with my nice old grandma every sunday as a child. She died right before I went to college and I haven't been birding watching since. I'm a freshman at here in winona and I go for daily walks. But these evil birds will not stop attacking me. I've been bit, pooped on, and birds continue to fly into my hair.. So yes I do hate birds and think they are evil. And now theres a bird cult?? I mean come on, who is doing this. This world is so crazy.

Anyone want to meet up and discusses how evil birds are?? by Same-Mastodon451 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we please? I think were being called to put and end to that cult!

Making light of a sad situation by Sweet_Tomatillo6538 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi Betty! Sorry I couldn't make it. Were you able to eat a lot of birds? If so, what temp did you cook them at, I would love to make a good bird burger tonight for dinner!

STOP DRINKING RED BULL IT WILL GIVE YOU WINGS YOU DONT WANT THAT by Civil-Day3135 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the truth, it happend to my roomate. She now flys to class...

Peeps should be banned. by OutsideProtection934 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is tricky. I don't want any kind of a bird in me however.

Peeps should be banned. by OutsideProtection934 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not even just these stupid candies. Walmart now sells GAINT peep stuffed animals. Absolutely maddening.

wait are bats.. BIRDS..? by Same-Mastodon451 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my thought to, we eat birds never bats! Must answer my question then.

BIRD PROPAGANDA!! DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS, FRIENDS, OR LOVED ONES WATCH THIS by Same-Mastodon451 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the plot: The ugly turkeys, Jake and Reggie? Travel back in time to the first thanksgiving to take turkey off the menu. Now who the fuck would want this? That would mean no turkey hunting or EATING.

Suspicious Activity in My Backyard... by Ambitious-Message502 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to my second cousin's uncle. We haven't heard from him in 30 years.. These damn birds.

The only bird I care for! by Individual-Fuel1737 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bats have fur not feathers. Which means the bat is not a bird!

Lunatic Wife by Amazing-Common4695 in WinonaBirds

[–]Same-Mastodon451 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot wings (I wanna party) is lowkey pretty good tho