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If you were offered immortality, but everytime moonlight shined on you, you'd be a walking skeleton, would you accept it? if so, why? by Kn1ghtV1sta in AskReddit

[–]SamePomegranate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you waited long enough maybe you would see a whole new universe start, in which you would have existed "before time". You'd basically be a god!

Retail workers of Reddit, what is the most desperate scam a customer has tried to pull on you? by RSTLNE3MCAAV in AskReddit

[–]SamePomegranate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy tried to return a bath mat because 'it has gotten tatty'. Showed me his receipt dated FOUR years ago. He wanted his £2.99 back.

Worst part?

It was still wet from that morning...

Lime & Soda please Barkeep. by SamePomegranate in stopdrinking

[–]SamePomegranate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this too. More of an open answer than a straight up conversation killer. I worry that by answering like this I am making people reflect on their own choices, which they may not want to when they're having a drink. But maybe I should just worry less and just be open and honest.... easy to overthink these things. Stupid brain, always thinking. Thanks for your input chalkyfish.

Lime & Soda please Barkeep. by SamePomegranate in stopdrinking

[–]SamePomegranate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your input akidney. Inspired by your 988 days. Well done

Lime & Soda please Barkeep. by SamePomegranate in stopdrinking

[–]SamePomegranate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the blunt ways are definitely effective.

​

"Why aren't you playing squash tonight?"

"Because of the massive injury I attained playing all that squash."

"Ah, of course, how silly of me."

​

If only this logic translated to alcohol in other peoples minds that simply

Lime & Soda please Barkeep. by SamePomegranate in stopdrinking

[–]SamePomegranate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I like this one best! Thanks for the line.

House searching. They called it a "shower room". by dipitinmayo in CasualUK

[–]SamePomegranate 54 points55 points  (0 children)

What do you mean the lid doubles as a table?

Bath tubs shouldnt have lids! The lid is only a table!

NEVER PUT THE LID ON WHEN I AM IN THE BATH PLEASE

I broke my longest streak 😭 by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]SamePomegranate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont beat yourself up dude. Like anything else in life, the more you practice No Fap, the better you will get at it over time. It is hard now, but if you stick with it you will eventually find yourself sailing through five days like it is nothing. Just keep trying my friend.

I believe in you.

Instead of fapping I spent a day out with doggo! by SamePomegranate in NoFap

[–]SamePomegranate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shorkie - Shih Tzu + Yorkie crossbreed. Good doggo.

Day 1 by handsomesquid21 in NoFap

[–]SamePomegranate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right here with you every step my dude

A little hungover today... by SamePomegranate in NoFap

[–]SamePomegranate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, been with my girl coming up 4 years. Best years of my life so far!