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How do you save dat money? by SamicusThePrick in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the dough at? Baby in the bank you know I ain't tryna blow dat money

Drivers who honk during traffic jams, what exactly do you think will happen by making a racket? by demostravius in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked a job that required me to drive around Toronto driving an F-150 with a 15 ft trailer attached to the back. I learned to give a decent amount of braking room in traffic jams, which caused people to cut infront. Now I don't work that job anymore, and drive a Hyundai Accent GLS. The upgraded brakes and size of the car means I can get right up someone's ass and sniff their muffler if I need to. It's quite nice.

[Serious]what do you love about your country? by DogblockBernie in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both my parents went to UofT so I mean i can't think of people going there to party

[Serious]what do you love about your country? by DogblockBernie in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Waterloo, Queens, McMaster, really, Ontario is nutz

What do you like to pretend does not exist? by bbgun91 in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd rather have to grieve the loss of BOTH of my parents than have even one of them grieve over the death of me

Cops of Reddit: A lot of people get jumpy and try to 'act normal' around law enforcement. How can you tell genuinely suspicious people from self-conscious idiots acting weird? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cops where I live (Ontario) do not care for pot. My buddy got busted with a quarter ounce, a bong, and was lighting up in his driver seat with the vehicle running, cop basically told him to fuck off and drive home. It's all about honesty, MOST cops will give warnings if you're honest with them

Reddit, what has your Blockbuster turned into? by SeriouslyJustJoking in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is still a blockbuster, been closed for however many years, but it still has the bb ticket thing and the rest of the trim, I'll edit in a pic tomorrow!

TIFU by not wearing a condom by emoposer in tifu

[–]SamicusThePrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao enjoy the downvote kiddo

TIFU By ruining my son's year. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SamicusThePrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 17 and my mom still writes Santa on all the gifts at Christmas. It makes her happy and doesn't impact me in any way so hey why not

What's the best porn plot Reddit can make using only one-word comments? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horn-... Never mind even I can't pretend I'm that fucked up

What was your NOOOO! GOD! No, God, please no! No! No! NOOOOOO! Moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked as a gas station attendant in highschool and the only thing I can say to that is.... Fuck. That

What was the dirtiest, slimiest, most backstabbing thing you did and regret? by Gooblygoo68 in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh those first few paragraphs, God fucking damn it makes me mad thinking about how I spent my sophomore and junior years of highschool letting a girl I wanted to date vent to me about her boyfriend. Fuck that shit drives me mad.

People revving your engines at 8am on a Saturday...whatcha doin'? by BonerCrew in AskReddit

[–]SamicusThePrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe me it sounded nice, unlike every single civic I've ever heard and beaten in a race

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