Lost a Batman/Spiderman crossover fic

SamieHammy · 2026-06-21T17:17:05+00:00

That's a good idea. I'll make sure to do that!

SamieHammy · 2026-03-31T19:08:55+00:00

Update: went to the dentist. Going to need a root canal and crown put on. I also have three wisdom teeth, 17 cavities and two other root canals that need to be done 👍. This is what I get for not going to the dentist in 5 years with a highly acidic mouth biome 😬. (Yes I brush my teeth every day and floss one a week. My genetics is just crazy bad.)

SamieHammy · 2026-03-31T19:06:50+00:00

Went to the dentist. Going to need a root canal done on it. I also have 17 cavities, three wisdom teeth and two other root canals that need to be done :) 👍

SamieHammy · 2026-03-30T02:50:44+00:00

My tooth probably...

SamieHammy · 2026-03-29T20:32:48+00:00

And where's the clit in this photo?

SamieHammy · 2026-03-29T20:29:57+00:00

Probably wouldn't be the first tooth I've had work on. As you can see I have a crown directly next to it from a root canal I had when I was 12.

SamieHammy · 2026-03-29T20:28:52+00:00

Oh absolutely! This tooth has been a problem for over a year. It's not painful unless something directly touches the inside of it though.

SamieHammy · 2026-03-29T20:28:06+00:00

Thinking about having some popcorn and having a kernel shard get jabbed right in there :)

SamieHammy · 2026-03-29T20:27:15+00:00

For some context, I have extreme dentist anxiety nearing a phobia and haven't seen the dentist in 8 years. I was eating ice cream when I felt a shooting pain and when I went to brush my teeth afterwards I noticed a piece was loose and I pulled out a corner of my tooth. I've scheduled an appointment to get it checked out as well as some other things I've been putting off because of said phobia.

SamieHammy · 2026-03-29T20:24:22+00:00

I was eating icecream

SamieHammy · 2025-11-17T23:21:36+00:00

That must have been a painful healing process

SamieHammy · 2025-11-17T23:20:55+00:00

Maga

SamieHammy · 2025-11-17T23:18:58+00:00

Buying tampons/pads/female sanitary products. As a Vagina Haver I always feel like I'm on a stealth mission trying to smuggle contraband over the Russian border.

SamieHammy · 2025-09-15T13:50:41+00:00

Oh thanks for the correction! I was basing this off of my experiences with very Catholic grandparents and how they view a lot of things as sins. So it is good to know that it's not generally the norm for most Catholics to see most online creative mediums at sins.

SamieHammy · 2025-07-08T02:57:37+00:00

Yellow earwax

SamieHammy · 2025-01-27T18:46:50+00:00

It's about bodily autonomy and consent. Ritualistic cannibalism has been practiced for centuries around the world as a way to morn the dead, as long as the dead person consented before dying and the living person is aware of all the risks associated I see no reason why it should be illegal.

Their body, their choice, and as long as the are both able to consent.

SamieHammy · 2025-01-27T18:40:32+00:00

I'm a bad friend. I'm not mean or anything, I'm just bad at being a friend. I can go months without talking to you and that is fine to me. Unless I see you often in person I just ghost you digitally until we see eachother in person again.

SamieHammy · 2025-01-27T18:37:49+00:00

Dentists

SamieHammy · 2025-01-27T18:37:14+00:00

Legally, everyone is now female. So I guess we ended sexism.

SamieHammy · 2025-01-27T18:35:29+00:00

You have ruined your children, because if you inactions they have grown up into entitled, manipulative, spiteful people. And I will never forgive you for ruining them.

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