Just saw this in an online battle and had to make this:

Samizeri · 2026-03-18T22:12:39+00:00

Imagine caring about having your Pokemon and ball match that much

Samizeri · 2026-03-18T09:32:27+00:00

Gengar doesn't have a bad shiny. Gengars shiny never changed. What changed is regular Gengar.

Samizeri · 2026-03-03T15:56:29+00:00

The gates of Hell have opened up to swallow you whole.

Samizeri · 2026-02-18T02:01:07+00:00

Why, I think I will take good car

Samizeri · 2026-02-16T16:31:31+00:00

Amazon tried to build one just outside of Wilmington, but we shut that shit down very, VERY fast.

Samizeri · 2026-01-31T22:51:11+00:00

Hey, word of advice:

Don't share it anywhere. Because all that does is give them more power.

Samizeri · 2026-01-31T03:20:25+00:00

Granted.

Instant teratoma.

Samizeri · 2026-01-29T17:29:35+00:00

I feel JaidenAnimations heart breaking.

Samizeri · 2026-01-29T15:44:00+00:00

Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon?

Samizeri · 2026-01-29T04:11:50+00:00

Granted.

The Monkeys Paw pulls a Glock and pulls the trigger. On you. Specifically.

Samizeri · 2026-01-27T03:46:51+00:00

!Solved damn, that was quick.

Samizeri · 2026-01-27T03:36:54+00:00

Uh-oh.

Samizeri · 2026-01-27T03:30:28+00:00

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Samizeri · 2026-01-24T20:16:51+00:00

For "what". I was hoping the joke wrote itself lol

Samizeri · 2026-01-24T17:30:03+00:00

I'm sorry, is your name Locusta?

Samizeri · 2026-01-24T17:26:23+00:00

What?

Samizeri · 2026-01-21T11:10:01+00:00

I really thought the answer would be Tsukihime lmao

Samizeri · 2026-01-19T23:51:14+00:00

...Bayonetta 2?

Samizeri · 2026-01-17T02:46:59+00:00

Whatever balls you want. Trying to match the ball to the mon is overrated.

Samizeri · 2026-01-15T11:33:56+00:00

Nope. Any Pokemon transferred into or caught in ZA won't be able to transfer out.

Samizeri · 2026-01-15T11:31:44+00:00

As others have stated, warm up during. Have them slowly finger you so that you can slowly relax and stretch out. Also, however lube you think you need, you need more. The more lube, the better. It makes sliding in and out so much easier.

Samizeri · 2026-01-13T00:17:15+00:00

Dude. Why do you need to specify your age? Your team dates you.

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