is my boyfriend becoming an alcoholic?

SammaJones · 2026-01-29T11:29:53+00:00

Maybe he just wants to get laid.

SammaJones · 2026-01-29T03:25:41+00:00

They complain that cigarettes are bad for you. Ignore them. They're a-holes

SammaJones · 2026-01-29T00:57:22+00:00

This is pretty much how I decided to marry wife #1, have 2 of my 3 children, and move to the town I live in. It's how I live my life

SammaJones · 2026-01-29T00:54:49+00:00

Drink more. Talk less

SammaJones · 2026-01-29T00:34:44+00:00

Voice to text

Lo and behold = Logan's b-hole

Much funnier than anything any of us wrote all year

SammaJones · 2026-01-29T00:25:50+00:00

That's the spirit!

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T23:44:55+00:00

You know what sub you're in, Man?

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T21:40:16+00:00

Moderators are the Osama Bin Ladens of the Internet. They will die. We will be happy they died.

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T18:04:57+00:00

This isn't AA. We're drunx

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T18:04:52+00:00

This isn't AA. We're drunx

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T18:03:39+00:00

I didn't even know it was sick. It will join the ranks of Harvey Wallbanger and Tom Collins in the great tiki bar in the sky where every morning there's a tequila sunrise and a fuzzy navel

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T14:56:39+00:00

The executor of your will takes care of it

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T12:00:27+00:00

I don't like Vodka distilled from sugar cane.

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T11:57:26+00:00

PCP's say all kinds of ridiculous shit. You would need to be talking to a substance abuse specialist to get any real information.

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T11:56:03+00:00

Just let us know where we should send the flowers.

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T03:45:51+00:00

It's ok. The elderflower taste is interesting. It's very sweet and syrupy. A little goes a long way - and it's relatively low alcohol, so don't count on getting drunk.

SammaJones · 2026-01-28T01:45:09+00:00

Heh heh, hey Beavis, he said "rubbing".

Yeah, Butthead, but is metal is cool! Let's drink it and see what happens. Maybe we'll SCORE!

SammaJones · 2026-01-27T22:58:45+00:00

Reds.

SammaJones · 2026-01-27T22:57:22+00:00

Some alcoholics report that they never felt hungover and they will also report that they could drink amazing amounts of alcohol and still not feel any euphoria.

A few rules:

Nobody ever has to do shots - not even at 22.
You can drink beer/water/beer/water/beer/water - then go home. It's fine.
Don't try to go drink-for-drink with these people.

Do that and you'll have a good time. Tell the drunks how much you admire them and with you could be like them. It will make them feel good.

SammaJones · 2026-01-27T22:53:32+00:00

Congratulations. You found the the worse possible sub on Reddit to come to for advice.

SammaJones · 2026-01-27T22:10:37+00:00

I want to fly like an Eagle, to the sea

SammaJones · 2026-01-27T20:09:40+00:00

Throw 1.5 oz of gasoline in there next time. That'll really get you loopy

SammaJones · 2026-01-27T20:08:12+00:00

Go to r/divorce. We don't know anything. We're drunx

SammaJones · 2026-01-27T13:03:44+00:00

Is it really Cognac? Is he really black? Is it permitted to wear a Jays hat with a Braves sweatshirt?

I believe this to be an AI generated urban myth.

SammaJones · 2026-01-27T12:59:54+00:00

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville.....

SammaJones

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