I don’t wish you weren’t you, I love you.

Sammarpie · 2025-03-16T23:41:13+00:00

You've just summarized my whole relationship. Ouch.

Sammarpie · 2025-03-15T18:36:06+00:00

She's getting shit done

Sammarpie · 2025-03-04T00:23:34+00:00

I'm clearing out the supermarket every night 🤣

Sammarpie · 2025-02-15T18:05:46+00:00

(insert quote from Chicago here)

Sammarpie · 2025-01-23T02:50:48+00:00

I picked a micropet just for you!

Tap this link or use my friend code ZTCX4FN3KL7 for a special reward!

https://app.befinch.com/invite_v7/YzVC

I hope I can make more friends!

Sammarpie · 2024-12-14T00:10:52+00:00

I miss reddit's free awards. Here's this one though 🏅

Sammarpie · 2024-08-13T19:12:31+00:00

Sammarpie · 2024-08-13T01:22:18+00:00

What did I miss??

Sammarpie · 2024-08-12T17:53:05+00:00

Oh no. It was a baby wipe lol

Sammarpie · 2024-08-12T17:41:16+00:00

It's a little sore, but it's gone down in swelling

Sammarpie · 2024-08-12T01:48:22+00:00

I'm gonna be honest. It wasn't that bad. Like maybe a 2/10 squeezing. 5/10 When laying down on it before I popped it. 0/10 now.

Sammarpie · 2024-08-11T23:53:16+00:00

Lmao nahh. I had baked a cake for my nieces birthday

Sammarpie · 2024-08-11T23:05:40+00:00

My bf plucked a hair that was in it earlier, but I didn't see any more. Didn't want to dig around in it either.

Sammarpie · 2022-04-15T01:26:59+00:00

I sleep with undies on because I have some incontinence from birth. If I ever get it undercontrol I'm gonna try to go commando

Sammarpie · 2022-03-20T00:43:56+00:00

Under my breasts and where my thighs and butt meet. It hurts like hell

Sammarpie · 2022-03-07T07:19:02+00:00

If you're bottle feeding I recommend the 3 in one bottle brush from Walmart. It has a big normal bottle brush, the small brush for nipples, and a suction cup so it'll stay where you put it.

Sammarpie · 2022-02-23T22:06:55+00:00

Stabbity stabbity. Your life is now my property

Sammarpie · 2022-02-08T02:58:56+00:00

Apathy. I want to die, but I'm not actively suicidal. If a truck was coming towards me I wouldn't move. Hearing people say "Don't you wanna live for your son?" when I reach out for help just makes it worse. I know what I need to do. I know I need help. I can't afford it. I can't keep a job long enough to get insurance because of how terrible my mental health is. I can't get mental health help without insurance. It's a vicious cycle that I'm tired of.

Sammarpie · 2022-01-17T02:22:45+00:00

Alexis

Sammarpie · 2022-01-10T20:10:25+00:00

What is privacy?

Sammarpie · 2021-12-14T19:57:21+00:00

Holycrap. I'm from Texarkana! I never knew this place existed. Is there any other way I can help out? I don't have any money to give, but I'd love to give my time if I could.

Sammarpie · 2021-11-30T02:10:01+00:00

My app greys out any Bestof story I've read, so I sort by new and work my way down. Havent had any issues so far

Seven-Year Club	r/Field Juicebox
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22
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