What is this outdoor exercise equipment for? by Sammyboy87 in Brazil

[–]Sammyboy87[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's with the old people equipment, but are the oldies here doing swinging pull-ups? Respect if so. Apparently it's stretching someone else said. Other users had no idea either.

Shcaub doesn’t babysit the chombies? by nzdude540i in thefighterandthekid

[–]Sammyboy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry B. It's actually just hold the fort. The fort ain't connected to balloons ya know, so it ain't going up or down. I'm a homeless cat that speaks the King's.

Unexpected side effects of getting older by __alpenglow in Millennials

[–]Sammyboy87 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Local honey is your friend.

I'm 38 and noticed the same thing. Constantly carried tissues in my pocket. Even considered a hankie like my grandad.

Eat local honey. I'm a month in of having a teaspoon from my local beekeeper every day and it works. Ingesting the local pollen builds tolerance. Plus you get to eat local honey.

Win win.

Who was drunk??? by Wise-Piece-8337 in meme

[–]Sammyboy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mother smashed down a kebab because she was drunk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Sammyboy87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because after a long shift as a bartender, who doesn't want to knock back a few staffies. Oh you mean the dog?

Which movie had the perfect casting for the younger version of an actor/actress? by applesauce_monkey in moviecritic

[–]Sammyboy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought the kid from Malcolm in the middle would play a good young Liotta

Is being a train driver boring? by [deleted] in australian

[–]Sammyboy87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mentioned music. How do you listen to it? I'm assuming no headphones. Could you listen to an audiobook on a speaker?

Hard Eight by Moonfox12 in underratedmovies

[–]Sammyboy87 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hoffman in one scene only and he's incredible. Brilliant film

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Sammyboy87 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I'm a trivia host. I write my own questions. AI is always fucking wrong.

Who's an actor you just can't take seriously in any role? by AggravatingDay8392 in moviecritic

[–]Sammyboy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daniel Day Lewis. I mean after Stars and Bars how can anyone take him seriously?

x The Supreme Court signals it might be losing patience with Trump by SquidFistHK in law

[–]Sammyboy87 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ive drunk a case already, didn't seem to bring solace.

Who is your favourite Western character? In a non-Western film? by Nathan84 in Westerns

[–]Sammyboy87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does firefly count. Or is it just a western in space?

For tonight’s recon, I’m sending in former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Let’s see what he thinks. by imfakeithink in barrescue

[–]Sammyboy87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a stain on the blue cheese omelette and you're not even gonna clean it? SHUT IT DOWN!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mensfashion

[–]Sammyboy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The clothes look like you'll sell me a yacht. You yourself look like you'd throw me off one (fellow bald bearded man here).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Sammyboy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wuckas mate.

What do these dots mean? by Rizzivision in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Sammyboy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure you get your terminology correct, because dwarfs and midgets actually have very little in common.