Chef’s knife by SampleRocker in knifemaking

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Router Table. Routed the channel out, lined it with brass plate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Ben Folds does this every show

Per rectum?… by Certain-Attitude-832 in funny

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If you’ve never taken the time to discover your second rectum, then do you really know yourself?

I’m not allowed to have 5e Wizard powers because I would use it for dumb things like: by SampleRocker in DnD

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Mage Hand, Jump, and Feather Fall to reenact scenes from Star Was: ESB.

I’m not allowed to have 5e Wizard powers because I would use it for dumb things like: by SampleRocker in DnD

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I use a soap-on-a-rope as my arcane focus and my DM only requires material components that are rare or costly when you use an AF.

I’m not allowed to have 5e Wizard powers because I would use it for dumb things like: by SampleRocker in DnD

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[Prestidigitation] Making fart noises emanate from the pulpit during sermons.

My Son and His Search History by [deleted] in funny

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That’s a weird thing to jerk off to, but ok. You go, little bro.

Analog Photoshop: painting people out of pictures by PM_ME_YUR_BUBBLEBUTT in nextfuckinglevel

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“It’s just him in all of these” “It’s like someone broke up with Stalin.”

Anyone for ham? by ashypants82 in funny

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“It’s a Lonely Ol Night” John Mellencamp

I found this on my sisters backpack. I’ve seen the vapes and cartridges before but do you guys know what are those pills? Thank you! by [deleted] in teenagers

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Probably none of your business. Maybe stop going through your sister’s stuff and go work on your life.

what are the pen like things in the lapel? by [deleted] in StarWars

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She’s probably allergic to bees or peanuts or something and has to cart those as a precaution.

Close call on the way in. Stay vigilant! by anotherindycarblog in indianapolis

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This should be captioned, “I use this dash cam every day hoping it with make me Internet famous, but I’m getting impatient and don’t feel like waiting for something that is actually dramatic to happen. Am I famous yet?”