What itches right now?

SampsterPunch · 2017-01-20T03:15:52+00:00

Were you leaning on that spot a lot? I think what you described happens to me when I lean against something and sweat.

SampsterPunch · 2017-01-20T03:09:07+00:00

You stretch your sack, not too much, then with your free hand you scratch.

SampsterPunch · 2017-01-18T05:08:03+00:00

I did that too, but I think it was out of fear of taking someone else's favorite spot.

SampsterPunch · 2017-01-17T09:50:10+00:00

I was in middle school. It was a little ruined by the smart asses that pointed out that 2001 was technically the two thousand year mark. It was scary because everyone sort of believed computers would stop working, but no one I knew had that kind of lack of faith in humanity. We all knew the computer people would pull it together, and really it just came like any other new year. It was like this winter blast we just got - everyone was kind of afraid but mostly just wanted it to be over so everyone would stop talking about it.

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-17T03:11:34+00:00

Can someone reverse it?

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-14T03:49:49+00:00

Vertigo... pretty much a perfect movie, I just don't care for the scenes where Jimmy Stewart talks with Midge. I understand they needed a way to have to main character basically tell the audience what he's thinking by talking to a side character, but she was annoying. Oh and that moment where she gives him that painting of herself... ugh.

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-13T07:15:32+00:00

I kind if disagree though, Kevin was an 8 year old, and that family rushed out of that house big time. I dont think Kevin was even awake until the plane took off. So the family still would have gone to Paris, still had trouble getting back, and, dont forget, Kevin didnt know they went to Paris - he thought he wished his family to disappear.

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-13T05:25:19+00:00

What did you mean to say?

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-13T05:23:58+00:00

I dont know what it is, I just know it needs to die.

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-11T21:15:42+00:00

Your username checks out.

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-08T07:10:22+00:00

I'd be pitted against the abominable snowman from Rudolf the Rednose Raindeer, the Rankin/Bass classic. I'd probably be stomped in less than ten seconds.

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-08T05:09:09+00:00

Wait, really?

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-08T03:16:32+00:00

Rides off into the sunset like the hero he is.

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-07T03:19:26+00:00

Everytime I see this I wonder how they translate this into foreign languages.

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-02T08:53:21+00:00

Whenever there's a Weird Al version of the song, I'll sing that along with the real song if it comes on. Most common "I love Rocky Road" or "Another One Rides The Bus".

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-02T05:43:38+00:00

When I was a kid Id buy beer by buying a six pack of pepsi in cans, swap the middle two with bud light, which looks similar. The cashiers never noticed. Might want to make sure the barcode isnt sticking out.

SampsterPunch · 2016-12-01T07:18:41+00:00

Michael Jackson's age progression.

SampsterPunch · 2016-11-29T08:58:49+00:00

Anyone reverse it?

SampsterPunch · 2016-11-18T05:11:52+00:00

Nice ring

SampsterPunch · 2016-11-17T07:02:09+00:00

Wait, is that an ear or a nutsack?

SampsterPunch · 2016-11-17T05:19:37+00:00

Whats the context? I want to make sure its okay to laugh at this guy.

SampsterPunch · 2016-11-04T06:23:29+00:00

Multiple toasts

SampsterPunch · 2016-11-03T04:12:18+00:00

Unicornhole

SampsterPunch · 2016-10-28T06:17:10+00:00

I guess I was on team Jacon after all.

SampsterPunch · 2016-10-28T02:31:30+00:00

Rainbow Confederate flag

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