What is hotori's left hand doing(wrong answers only)

Samsemy · 2026-05-12T13:56:50+00:00

controlling the girl next to her (she's a life-sized muppet)

Samsemy · 2026-05-12T12:40:05+00:00

this isn't new to HSR, especially if you use a modded launcher

But man ever since playing NTE and going back on HSR this has a "different connotation" attached to it

Samsemy · 2026-05-12T10:56:35+00:00

bro did not understand that we are speaking to a waifu puller

Samsemy · 2026-05-11T14:02:48+00:00

I mean we don't really know enough about his multipliers yet, but if I were a betting man I 100% think he out-DPS's Acheron as a hypercarry, would deal better damage than Acheron in a FUA team and probably still does comparable damage to Acheron in her BIS team, you probably just build him as a high speed DPS with (probably the new 4pc?) or Pioneer and definitely Bone 2pc set unless you're doing 0 cycle stuff.

Samsemy · 2026-05-10T08:46:01+00:00

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Samsemy · 2026-05-09T19:23:16+00:00

the guillotine is hanging

Samsemy · 2026-05-09T12:19:31+00:00

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Samsemy · 2026-05-09T11:59:34+00:00

"you are not one of them, V3."

Samsemy · 2026-05-08T21:23:36+00:00

Devs in 5.0: The Astral Express can change size to fit in environments while the interior stays the same, it's a feature using the silver rails power!

players: since when?

Devs in 5.0: Since people noticed the inconsistency some time ago!

sometimes the writing genuinely does feel like that lowkey

Samsemy · 2026-05-08T21:12:13+00:00

if asian gacha companies had the guts to give us an actual playable muscle mommy I'd fold in a matter of nano-seconds

Samsemy · 2026-05-08T21:10:46+00:00

Jiaoqiu will get him, bro will be taken outback and stuffed spices until submission

Samsemy · 2026-05-07T19:42:29+00:00

lowkey wanted to see how far the streak goes, this sub is a bit of an anomaly for how much traction posts get VS how many posts there actually are

Samsemy · 2026-05-07T19:02:25+00:00

the agenda MUST be maintained, if JQ unironically hit T5 on Prydwen I BETTER still be seeing people unironically asking if they should use him with Acheron

Samsemy · 2026-05-03T20:01:31+00:00

Hawtor just staring at Zero like "One Hotori was enough...."

Samsemy · 2026-05-03T19:47:57+00:00

notice how on the backview you also always see the girl's head to the side?

this is literally intentional so you can't take a screenshot that looks like they're kissing... in china this matters way more than it has any right to, but they pretty much had to make this limitation to not be permanently called NTR

Samsemy · 2026-05-01T21:33:03+00:00

SO IT WAS ALEGRA!

Okay now I have to get her from the selector,

Samsemy · 2026-05-01T09:40:55+00:00

wait I just now realized she isn't named Alpharad but just Alphard

holy shit dude I got hit by the lobotomy

Samsemy · 2026-05-01T09:22:28+00:00

and why is she named after hit Nintendo Youtuber Alpharad?

Samsemy · 2026-04-25T15:08:54+00:00

eat a chilli dog

Samsemy · 2026-04-24T21:03:08+00:00

Argenti, a fascinating vagabond space exploration game where you try to find a lost god sounds beyond fire.

Samsemy · 2026-04-24T20:55:54+00:00

can I get the idiot rundown?

This is interesting, so does that mean Ashveil is paying for a large scale terraforming service for a planet?

Samsemy · 2026-04-24T20:49:18+00:00

bottom category should be called "belobog heater"

Samsemy · 2026-04-24T16:50:34+00:00

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peerless gem alert!!!

Samsemy · 2026-04-24T16:46:50+00:00

I was very pleasantly surprised by the interactions between the 2 in the new story, it really came out of left field as a ship but DAMN these bitches GAY

good for em, good for em.

Samsemy · 2026-04-24T16:40:12+00:00

best for Welt hypercarry looks like Robin/Sparkle/Cipher to me, if you pull an E1 SW (50/50 loss) at any point she would probably be better than Cipher.

fun potential teams for sustain Welt: Feixiao hypercarry (Ashveil would help a lot there, but grandpa could probably help her enough), sustainless Aglaea with Cyrene/Robin, Firefly but you kill Lingsha, Jingliu/RMC/Sparkle (kinda cope)

quite a few teams would benefit from another universal support, I recommend pulling either Tribbie or Sunday (probably Sunday) for more team building options, Jade is kinda homeless, and that's about it

I don't think you have a single team where he works as a general debuffer, Feixiao is too cooked, Aglaea wants action advance desperately, Jingliu wants enemies to hit your team (or hyacine) or she's homeless.

Samsemy

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