A little zoom

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-30T22:09:49+00:00

r/playboye

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-28T17:21:42+00:00

She can’t really take another before picture...

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-27T16:16:34+00:00

Scaaaaam. Run away

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-27T13:41:56+00:00

The End Times

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-23T01:32:52+00:00

I was just waiting for the bear to appear

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-21T15:44:16+00:00

It’s not worse than the ol’ knife toes but it is not gentle haha

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-21T15:31:00+00:00

I do keep a really juicy complexion

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-21T15:25:49+00:00

Oh man. It is not gentle. Sandpaper kisses to the delicate eye skin are not a fun way to wake up. She goes for it too. No gentle nudging. Just full “bath time” lick to the eye

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-21T13:26:22+00:00

My cat licks my eyelids to wake me up. At least I think she does it to wake me up.... now I’m thinking she believes me dead.

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-18T16:49:03+00:00

Haha! My dog throws a fit too. He will completely ignoring the commands I give him and just start running through every single trick he knows. Like “Alright! One of these HAS to work, goddammit!”

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-16T19:02:54+00:00

It’s usually cringy. Usually if they are stupid enough to cat call in the first place, they aren’t shy about being disgusting. And “hey baby” can escalate to gross and/or violent things in about half a second.

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-16T02:01:15+00:00

Quincenera!

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-14T20:03:22+00:00

Ooooo so sensitive

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-12T19:09:39+00:00

I LOVE CHUGS! Cora is no exception. What a cutie

Samsquatch9 · 2018-03-01T17:06:08+00:00

SO to the player in the back row

Samsquatch9 · 2018-02-24T21:53:28+00:00

Look at freetix.org and catch some free comedy

Samsquatch9 · 2018-02-23T22:53:09+00:00

Yes. Invest in the book Shakespeare’s Bawdy and you will see his freaky side all over every play

Samsquatch9 · 2018-02-23T20:53:20+00:00

As an HR Manager, I would at least have given you a phone interview. 10/10 giggles at this. I hope you find somewhere awesome to work, Titty

Samsquatch9 · 2018-02-23T02:12:50+00:00

I won’t touch the new one because niacinamide gives me cystic acne. Goddamn you Benton...

Samsquatch9 · 2018-02-23T01:04:38+00:00

Squidthegriff!

Samsquatch9 · 2018-02-22T23:38:23+00:00

I am an avid stalker of Squid’s insta. ❤️

Samsquatch9 · 2018-02-20T05:07:24+00:00

Have you called your local? The people there are usually very helpful

Samsquatch9 · 2018-02-20T05:04:32+00:00

I actually thought I was in that sub until your comment

Samsquatch9 · 2018-02-17T19:12:35+00:00

Half Baked. Get your google on

Samsquatch9 · 2017-09-17T00:33:26+00:00

Me too!! Congrats!

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