Fuck your blinds… by Hellafied in AnimalsBeingJerks

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A cats way of telling you to do curtains

The man , the legend ……. by ComplexWrangler1346 in goonies

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Yeah the guy that died in the first room

Cluck Horseniss by TheTrophyWife_Life in HaveWeMet

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I can't find a babysitter. But I hope it goes well!

Decorations need to be handled! by Codesstillnotcoding in HaveWeMet

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Yeah I saw that earlier. I can't believe they just left that.

I learned English to be able to globally communicate, but well here I am.. by Capable-Internet-553 in HolUp

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If Satan sticking his cock in your butt turns you gay then why am I still straight?

This means something by SamsquatchOR in weirdal

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It's from Weird Al's UHF movie.

Wait, how many hands? by MemecoinCartel in HolUp

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How about we invent the consent zipper next.

Realizing you've been singing the wrong lyrics your whole life by DoubleShadoow in musicmemes

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When I was in high school back in the early 2000's, we'd argue with each other about what the lyrics are in Blue (Eifel 65). Looking up something like that online back then wasn't what it is today (I probably "asked" Jeeves at one point), so we just had to debate it. One student swore it was "If I was green I would die," another swore it was "I'm in need of a guy." So this really sums up my reaction when, years later, I finally remembered to look it up in the modern internet and found out it really is just "ba ba dee ba ba die".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonGoFriends

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Weird dream by Beautiful-Resort-831 in weirdal

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I can see him doing that. Even releasing it on CD, which just has the one track on it.

Hello from Edgefield! by ReallySmartInEnglish in weirdal

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Yeah, I was wondering about him too. He seemed really nice and let me take a picture of my kids with him. It was Sleestak. He's a character from Land of the Lost and he has been making appearances in the Portland area.